03/09/06: It's POLL, you polecat!

1. Why do all the leading bad guys, always have a cat that they sit and pet.

They don't. Just Blofeld, who was played by like 4 or 5 different actors or more.

2.Why is James always left to die in some weird scenerio alone and thew bad guys leave instead f simply shooting him, or watching him die to make sure the job is done right. Instead, they leave him unconcious in a construction drainpipe or something and he always escapes.

Same thing happened on BATMAN...the 60's version.

3. How does James sleep with so many women by just saying hello, and then giving them some sort of sexual line.

It's fantasy. And/or the women are very easy.

4. Is Q gay?

No.

5. I think they should scrap Pierce, and make Connery shave his beard and bring him back, what do you think?

I think you're the man now, dog!

6. What's with the excessive use, of the word pussy?

Just in Gold Finger. Character's name.

7. Okay ladies, would you sleep with bond? Which one?

What? No guys question?

8. Come up with a your own title for a James bond film, make sure it has a theme, you know how it is, dimonds, for your eys only, the golden gun, make it funny and include a slight description.

THE GOLDEN SPY WHO LOVED DIAMONDS

-James Bond investigates a blonde double agent (Jessica Simpson) whose involved in a conflict diamond smuggling ring that leads to a ruthless millionaire industrialist (Philip Seymour Hoffman as a thinly disguised parody of Dick Cheney) who is determined to start a war in the middle east for his own gain.

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