03/09/06: Or Poll if you so choose...

1. Why always a cat ?

. . . It is a valued tradition for respected members of the Ancient and Honorable InSAnE Bad Guys Guild.

2.Why is James always left to die in some weird scenario?

. . . You must give some credit to Bond here. He is always very careful to select an adversary who is pressed for time and thus is always in a hurry. This affords him his "alone time" during the demises planned by said adversaries: Alone time which he always manages to maximize to his advantage.

3. How does James sleep with so many women by just saying hello, and then giving them some sort of sexual line.

. . . You left out one very important element. Just after saying hello and delivering his sexual double entendre, he licks his eyebrows.

4. Is Q gay?

. . . No, he's British. And I do understand just how difficult it is to tell the two apart.

5. I think they should scrap Pierce, and make Connery shave his beard and bring him back, what do you think?

. . . Just when did you awake from your coma? Daniel Craig replaced Brosnan who as it turned out wanted to be paid to play Bond again. But that aside, I've always thought that Connery could play Bond until he dies. To me, having seen him in the first three Bonds, he will always be 007. Even though he's now 00-75, he could still pull off playing an older sophisticated bad-ass spy who's come out of retirement to once again do good for The Crown.

6. What's with the excessive use, of the word pussy?

That offends you? What are you? Some kind of pussy?

7. Okay ladies, would you sleep with bond? Which one?

. . . Well, you might have at least asked us guys which Bond girl we'd sleep with. My answer: All of them. In fact, there have been times in my life when the fat Russian bitch with the switchblade built into her shoe was looking pretty good.

8. Come up with a your own title for a James bond film.

. . . Die Another Brain - Our hero is sent to investigate how a vision-driven moron managed to take over the reigns of the world's one remaining superpower. Bond finds himself strangely attracted and ultimately involved with The Moron's head henchwoman, Ann Coulpussy. "All these years spent in the Queen's Intelligence service and I missed the fact that she had a dick??!!"

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