03/09/06: Re: Bored and drunk on a Thursday evening POLL

1. Hey, how's it going tonight?

Tonight? It's Friday morning here. Yay.

2. Want a beer? It don't cost nothing.

FREE BEER!!!!!!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!

3. You remember that one time, when that one thing happened?

Yes, but fortunately the press never got wind of it.

4. It was pretty cool, wasn't it?

It was, but she'll never walk in a straight line again, will she?

5. Are you happy, man?

Happy man I am.

6. Are you as happy as The Deaner?

Certainly, but no where near as gay.

7. Are you in need of a happy ending?

No, just an ending that makes you think.

8. Is this the life you want - fighting in a world that doesn't make sense, just so you can protect me in ways I don't need?!?

Well, that's not my sole raison d'etre, no offence.

9. I can't believe I haven't mentioned Gregory Peck yet.

That IS somewhat remiss of you.

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