03/09/06: Beerly beloved.

. Hey, how's it going tonight?

Eh. Okay.

2. Want a beer? It don't cost nothing.

Tu cerveza es mi cerseza!!

3. You remember that one time, when that one thing happened?

That was with someone else, dickhead.

4. It was pretty cool, wasn't it?

THAT WAS WITH SOMEONE ELSE, DICKHEAD!!

5. Are you happy, man?

No.

6. Are you as happy as The Deaner?

I'm not the Deaner.

7. Are you in need of a happy ending?

Boy, am I.

8. Is this the life you want - fighting in a world that doesn't make sense, just so you can protect me in ways I don't need?!?

If you do something right people won't realize you've done anything at all.

9. I can't believe I haven't mentioned Gregory Peck yet.

The London Mayor brought him up over a Turkey Gravy- flavored soda with a vodka chaser. Or was it the other way around?

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