03/09/06: Re: Bored and drunk on a Thursday evening POLL

Posted by: dirtyhippiefreak


1. Hey, how's it going tonight?

Meh

2. Want a beer? It don't cost nothing.

Beer will always cost you something. But yes...thank you

3. You remember that one time, when that one thing happened?

No, apparently I blacked out(see question#2.)

4. It was pretty cool, wasn't it?

So they tell me. I'm a local legend now.

5. Are you happy, man?

Keep the beer coming and I'll get back to you.

6. Are you as happy as The Deaner?

Puppies on extasy aren't as happy as the Deaner

7. Are you in need of a happy ending?

Is this the massage parlor?

8. Is this the life you want - fighting in a world that doesn't make sense, just so you can protect me in ways I don't need?!?

No, but someone has to save you all from rampant libertarianism.

9. I can't believe I haven't mentioned Gregory Peck yet.

I'll be Beer Radley to your Atticus Finch.


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