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16 Blocks Caption Contest
Winner: Rudy_Gallant
"Balancing Bruce Willis upright required great patience and accuracy."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Simply pull the cord and he recites little known facts about Demi nickumoh
- "ooche ooche goo!" Rajah
- Look all I said is I would like to tell Bill Gates a thing or two <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- COPS: The Bloopers-'We will frisk you but promise not to take your gun'<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You ain't right Mr Willis, screaming 'Stella-STELLA' won't bring Demi back Goldfish In The Toilet
- Suddenly Bruce was sorry he had tried to sneak in that salsa from New York Goldfish In The Toilet
- After Dr Suess died The Cat In The Hat really let himself go to Hell <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "A T-1000 succesfully captures a middle-aged John Connor." Mr_Nonsense
- "Actually, sir, you DO need a stinkin' badge to prove you're a policeman." Mr_Nonsense
- HEY!! Is this a cavity search or are you drilling for oil? Fnord
- The Captain is just going to love this Bruce Willis statue... Fnord
- My top 10 scarlet_ohara
- Top Whatever this week. MR_MUCUS
- When Bruce requested a threesome, he should have been more specific. Flash M
- Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search!... cosmogo
- "Welcome to the party, pal!" foxjedi
- The "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter" secret police strike again. foxjedi
- I love the sound of a Brucepipe, but it's such a pain in the ass to play. angus
- Bruce gets ready for his "I visited Abu Ghraib" novelty pictures. angus
- For God's sake, don't let that alien pop out. Coaster
- "Tell me where it hurts now, baby." Mr_Nonsense
- For folks this age, the DMV takes the eye exam very seriously scarlet_ohara
- This giant gnome is gonna look great in my garden! scarlet_ohara
- "Rent-a-cops would be no match for his pager and scissors-or so he thought" Dano
- 'Yippie Kie Yeah!' I didnt know this was a Brokeback rejection party!!!! <n Goldfish In The Toilet
- Bruce shows that while Catholic priests may subvert their victims Goldfish In The Toilet
- After hearing 'Brokeback' lost SFPD tightened security as revenge <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mr Cranky Exclusive: Dennis Raider-The Zodiac Killer Takedown <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- What Village People groupies will put up with to get backstage <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Village People reunion tour goes bad: "I'm the cop....no I'M THE COP!" Goldfish In The Toilet
- No those aren't my exwife's boobs in my shirt~please quit feeling them <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- If we find another quarter I can get a 'big n tasty' off the dollar menu! Goldfish In The Toilet
- SFPD captures yet another slave for Scarlet_O <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When FOX saw Mr Cranky coming into the studio security got tight <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "I'm not afraid to go back to prison!" nickumoh
- You're gonna be sorry when Clooney doesn't get the wings I left in the echo nickumoh
- Bruce's echo ran out of gas two car lengths shy of the Mexican border... nickumoh
- How else would you expect a "high speed" chase involving an echo to end? nickumoh
- Unlike Paul Walker, Bruce was neither runnig nor scared nickumoh
- "The Tickle Me Bruno Doll was the surprise hit of the 2006 Xmas season." Mr_Nonsense
- Shirt quibix
- "At the count of 3, you push his stomach in and... TMundo
- "Lower...Lower...Takesome lessons from the officer in the back, he's... TMundo
- "You got any doughnuts on you?" Flash M
- Bruce Willis arrives at the age where these exams become routine. Jynxy74
- "Keep Pushin' Bob, I THINK I can feel your finger." Jynxy74
- When the cop didn't fall for the old "pull my finger"... Flash M
- Why you should never wear white after Labor Day. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I know he ate that deer; i can hear him growl! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- After two hours, it was clear that no one really knew how to play tag. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Some guys would do anything to make the top ten. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Now witness the power of the Five Point Palm Exploding Wedgie Technique!!! chuchu
- Chaos, as Mr. Cranky realizes JYD turned him into the favortism police scarlet_ohara
- Sir, you'll have to come with us, you've reached your weight limit scarlet_ohara
- caption majpenn
- Police never understand performance artists. ben243243
- After a cavity search, a concealed Mos Def was found. ben243243
- After filming 8 months, it became clear that no one read the DaVinci Code scarlet_ohara
- Finally, we'll see how old he is, now saw him in half and count the rings scarlet_ohara
- This is what happens when you date Brittany Murphy scarlet_ohara
- Now jimmy, don't give me that look- sodomy is within our juristiction scarlet_ohara
- You sure got a purdy mouth... scarlet_ohara
- If I apply pressure here, the Alien won't be able to come out scarlet_ohara
- Willis finally gets busted for stealing Dabney Coleman's identity vectorzero
- As if the gun up his ass wasn't humiliating enough, then came the.. Drew_Atreides
- Bruce had the misfortune to get pulled over by the Brokeback PD. Cannon_Fodder
- Bomb squad defuses a Hudson Hawk DVD strapped to Bruce's torso. Scumby
- Matthew Perry looks confused with Bruce Willis in The Whole Ten Inches. Scumby
- Bruce was often mistaken for an ATM but nobody could figure out the PIN. Cannon_Fodder
- "If you scratch his belly just right I hear he'll cough up pure gold." Cannon_Fodder
- What the cops don't know is that the orange traffic cone is really a webcam drpenguin
- "Keep Frisking. I might do a trick." drpenguin
- any line from the last boy scout can and will be used against you. forever! wcweaver
- The gay porn spin-off just wrote itself... Sourball09
- It's hard out here for a pimp nickumoh
- You better apologise. You hurt my donkey's feelings & he don't like that. MuhammadAus
- Book 'em Dano! MuhammadAus
- Bruce Willis ponders what happened to William Shatner after TJ Hooker. MuhammadAus
- Ang lee remakes The Keystone Kops. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "You knew the rules, grundle. 100 yards away from jen at all times." lost_cause
- Officer Dave tried desperatley to hide his errection as he frisked Bruce Form-VII
- "As the Sin City cops came within stirking distance of the unbreakable..." MR_MUCUS
- On the set for Crash 2: "And that's how we harass innocent minorities" Form-VII
- "Dude, I'm pretty sure this isn't how you perform he Heimlich" Form-VII
- Dancing with Stars...Gay addition! Form-VII
- Suddenly it became a crime act black...X-man started to shit his pants Form-VII
- I'll surrender the second you take that donut outta my ass TJ! pinky frost
- caption pinky frost
- Every cop eventually has the "John McClain" dream.....Every single one.. Drew_Atreides
- Scene from Die Hard 27: "Sir lets get you back to the nursing home." sonofthedummy
- "but its Demi that likes underaged boys..DEMI...thats HER computer officer" whack_chick
- San Francisco's Gay Police Division Takes it One Step Too Far..... Hamartoma
- "Lemme check his pilot light. Yup, he's a burnt out cop alright." MR_MUCUS
- Okay Bruce, breath, breath, okay and PUSH!! TMundo
- "No, I really am Bruce Willis, this is only a mustache guys!" TMundo
- Inserting gerbil now. Easy, let it work its magic. mwpk
- Sir, we're going to have to lock you up so scientology doesn't seduce you mwpk
- I hope you have some lube, we got the evening all planned out. mwpk
- Willis' mustachio didn't fool anyone at the Mexican Embassy. Scumby
- Bruce, you know that one scene in Pulp Fiction?...well... Scumby
- Brokeback City: These men service and wear protection. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I'm going to caution you, sir. We don't have 12 monkeys or 16 blocks! MuhammadAus
- Now I want you to relax Mr Willis.There might be a slight probing sensation MuhammadAus
- "Yea, get a good feel. I bet you wish you had a six pack like that, baby." MuhammadAus
- "Willis' Tai Chi lessons finally paid off" Theodoric
- "I'll try to work stomach so the gerbil comes out through the colon ." MR_MUCUS
- Cybil Shepherd's hired assassins finally caught up with Bruce in Mexico. Scumby
- Just fall backward and Officer Sloan will catch you (hee, hee) Rudy Gallant
- Now close your eyes while I spin you around! Rudy Gallant
- Pimp Fiction JPBuckner
- Balancing Bruce Willis upright required great patience and accuracy. Rudy Gallant
- Who knew? John McClane is a gay. LordAndrew
- But the Gimp is asleepin....RE ZED: So go wake em up! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Damn I was going to teach you the Tango but Johnson already cuffed you! Goldfish In The Toilet
- See if this were 'Alien' your gut would be exploding about here right now! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sorry Mr Willis you know the Church of Scientology-no wallet, no service Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'Dude wants to know where his car is? I'll tell him where his EFFIN CAR WAS Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sorry Mr Willis but you just aren't allowed on the set of 'That 70's Show' Goldfish In The Toilet
- No one knew exactly why the SFPD ordered 200 pounds of silly putty <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When Full Release Massages Go Wrong - Next on FOX <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When will diarrhea strike you? nickumoh
- Bruce Willis was perfect for the part of Robocop. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Willis was escorted off the set when nobody recognized him with a mustache. Scumby
- You push, my partner will pull.............. works for my constipation! Devo
- Thanks guys, but I'm sure the laxitives will work, given time. Devo
- 16 Blocks, and what do you get. Another bad Willis film, and Demi's upset. JPBuckner
- Bruce takes the fall for "Death Becomes Her"..Meryl Streep still at large! Drew_Atreides
- Xur, former Supreme Commander of the Ko-dan Armada, is taken into Custody.. Junk_Yard_Dog
- What did I do? I'm just a kid from the Trailer Park. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Bruce Willis, after being arrested for ripping himself off in 16 Blocks. Scumby
- Tell that cow Demi, I DON'T have Ashton's bear.... Mr Fuzzy! Devo
- "Now cough..." npacknabar
- Dana Carvey truly was the Master of Disguises. ben243243
- Your just going to feel a small prick.... murfe03
- So your dignity used to be stored right here? murfe03
- Zed's cousins catch up with Butch. ben243243
- "To be precise: where's Thompson when you need him?" John_Wayne_McBainSane
- This is clearly a mistake! I'm white! PsychoRabbit
- "Ever seen a grown man naked?" ben243243
- But........I'm Batman! ben243243
- The new colon cancer awareness program for aging Hollywood stars. ben243243
- One the set of Die Hard 4: Die Old and Lonley nickumoh
- Releasing “Return of Bruno” got Bruce arrested for impersonating a musician nickumoh
- I gave that jar of blood to this chick in the tunnel! I swear! ben243243
- Bruce had accidentally double parked his Echo. ben243243
- "Mr. Willis, The DaVinci code is only a novel." ben243243
- "M. Night didn't like unexpected visitors." ben243243
- Bruce's new career as a mime gets off to a rocky start. ben243243
- "Look, you put your left foot in and you shake all about!" ben243243
- Where's John Connor? ben243243
- "Hold on, fellows, there's been a mistake. I'm a WHITE man." Kakos
- The zealous NYPD search missed Bruce's obvious secret weapon; razor hair gamerarocks
- Madame Toussaud's newest exhibit gets the once-over gamerarocks
- That better be a flashlight i feel! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- He became suspicious when they giggled during the cavity search. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Sir, we have to take off your pants, and insert this rod into your cavity In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Bruce's role as the Pillsbury Doughboy was his most challenging yet JPBuckner
- He had his doubts that full-body searchs were standard for Jaywalkers In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- How can you not hear "camp-ground races?" In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "John McClain really let himself go after Holly divorced him." MR_MUCUS
- "Abs of steel? Check. Firm buttox? Check. Book him Dano!" bbb123
- Fernaxian security guards attempt to remove the Element stones... Scumby
- "Howard Dean had to be escorted from Bingo Night after winning a game." Dano
- Caption: Yamato
- "Good cop, oh you've been a very naughty bad boy cop." chuchu
- I'll start the enema and you get the granola Scumby
- Unhappy with the lack of leading roles the younger members of Goldfish In The Toilet
- COPS episode 'Dumb and Dumber': Frisking the guy with a gun on his hip <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Bruce finds out 'Dont Ask Dont Tell' does not extend past active duty Goldfish In The Toilet
- Police ordered mammograms wee met with opposition... nickumoh
- "You're in big trouble Bruce, I feel a lump!" nickumoh
- "And I would have gotten away with statutory rape if... Kevandevo
- "I'm not Buddah. So stop rubbing my belly and making wishes! OK one more." nickumoh
- It's not ticklish, not ticklish, mua ha HA HA HAAA! I_Hate_Movies
- "OK. Now I'm going to slowly remove my hand from your side... Xur
- 5 seconds from now, a catastrophic wardrobe malfunction will ensue. nickumoh
- Suspects in the disappearance of Cybil Shepard were taken into custody. nickumoh
- "Good lord, he's morphing into Gary Oldman!" Cannon_Fodder
- That's funny, I can't feel a heartbeat. nickumoh
- The wax model of Bruce Willis was eerily convincing. Cannon_Fodder
- "Don't worry sir, we'll have that stick out of your arse in no time." Cannon_Fodder
- "COPS in San Francisico." MR_MUCUS
- "Wow. A life size Bruce Willis doll. I bags the top half!" Cannon_Fodder
- The bullet proof vest did not stop the Burrito. SBC-Jester21
- You can see his bra. SBC-Jester21
- I felt the baby kick! SBC-Jester21
- Die Hard 4: Just die damn it. SBC-Jester21
- Damn it. I told you I was in Die Hard, not Aliens! SBC-Jester21
- Unfortunately for him, age took it's toll on Hudson Hawk SBC-Jester21
- "Careful. I hear he's ticklish." Cannon_Fodder
- "Hey, I felt it kick." Cannon_Fodder
- Security at the unvailing of the 2007 Toyota Echo is beefed up after... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Man arrested for trying to use an invalid discount fare. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Can you feel me now? Junk_Yard_Dog
- What you talkin' about, Willis? JPBuckner
- For the last time sir, we will NOT strip search you. JPBuckner
- It's very nice sir, but pot-bellies are only sexy on women. JPBuckner
- Rent-a-cops meet rent-an-actor. JPBuckner
- You have the right to continue making lousy movies. JPBuckner
- 2 men and you are in cuffs~let me tell you about INDECENT PROPOSALS Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'd let you out of those cuffs if you had boobs like your ex wife! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Suddenly Bruce was sorry he decided to do a cameo in 'That 70's Show' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dammit he doesn't have any cash...he gave it all to Scientology! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yeah I saw 'Battlefield Earth' I know all about you Scientology terrorists! Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Okay, now turn your head and cough" Theodoric
- "Once Willis learned he had been "punk'd" by his ex's new husband..." M_H
- Bruce finds out what a 'frisk' really means in San Fransisco <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Suddenly a Personal Trainer didn't seem like such a good idea anymore <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Scientology once again has it's way with Bruce Willis <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The pic, if you cant see it Goldfish In The Toilet
- Oh hell! And to think I turned down 'Brokeback Mountain' Goldfish In The Toilet
- 16 blocks??? Sorry I didn't bring my drag outfit hun Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Die Hard 4: Destruction in County Lock-Up!" M_H
- Heh, the jokes on them. They don't even know I'm dead either. Coaster
- I don't mind you checking the abs of steel, but get your hands off the buns Coaster
- Bottomsies Goldfish In The Toilet
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