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Heh, the jokes on them. They don't even know I'm dead either. Coaster
When Bruce requested a threesome, he should have been more specific. Flash M
Rent-a-cops meet rent-an-actor. JPBuckner
Balancing Bruce Willis upright required great patience and accuracy. Rudy Gallant
"but its Demi that likes underaged boys..DEMI...thats HER computer officer" whack_chick
16 Blocks, and what do you get. Another bad Willis film, and Demi's upset. JPBuckner
One the set of Die Hard 4: Die Old and Lonley nickumoh
Finally, we'll see how old he is, now saw him in half and count the rings scarlet_ohara
"As the San Fracisco cops began to pat him down Bruce realized that he chose the wrong day to wear seatless pants." The_Solipsist
"Dude, I'm pretty sure this isn't how you perform he Heimlich" Form-VII
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Chaos, as Mr. Cranky realizes JYD turned him into the favortism police scarlet_ohara
SFPD captures yet another slave for Scarlet_O Goldfish In The Toilet (I can laugh at myself as well as you can)
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Sorry Mr Willis you know the Church of Scientology-no wallet, no service Goldfish In The Toilet
"And I would have gotten away with statutory rape if it hadn't been for those darn confessions of a teenage drama queen." Kevandevo
"I'm getting my donut back one way or another." chuchu
Bruce's new career as a mime gets off to a rocky start. ben243243
Cybil Shepherd's hired assassins finally caught up with Bruce in Mexico. Scumby
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Bruce finds out what a 'frisk' really means in San Fransisco Goldfish In The Toilet
Your just going to feel a small prick.... murfe03
Matthew Perry looks confused with Bruce Willis in The Whole Ten Inches. Scumby
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