When I was a kid, there was this great big THING driven around that looked like a GIANT hot dog, called the "WienerMobile" (you got to walk thru it!!!). Some dorks would drive around to supermarket parking lots and give away free hot dogs and sodas as a promo for Oscar Mayer Wieners. It RULED!!!
Then, a while back, I saw that the Pope had a "PopeMobile", a great big white THING that he would ride around to supermarket parking lots and do whatever it is popes do... sounds COOL!!!
Up here in the boonies, the closest library is about 2 hours away, so every 2 weeks we get the "BookMobile" so's you can order books and stuff (it's big and white, too!!!) ... PRETTY DAMN NEAT!!!
So I was thinking, howzabout we all chip in and get MrCranky a "CrankyMobile"??? It would be GREAT!!! A huge purple THING. Cranky's driver could pull into a supermarket parking lot, and the special guests, "The Teletubbies" could jump out and entertain the kids (who naturally dressed in purple for the ocassion), all the while MrCranky could be passing out free popcorn and movie passes... Falwell would shit... but it would be waaaaaaay COOL!!!
any questions??? see email address above :-) Tom
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