01/16/03: STIMULATION NEEDED.

Posted By: jessica-renee

Somebody, flame someone or something! Let's be entertainers here! Except me, of course. I can't entertain. I'm looking to you people!

Responses to this message:

• <uses tongue> Prince_Mongo
• <slaps Mongo over the head with a battering ram> church
• DAMMIT ELMO. Prince_Mongo
• what's wrong? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG church
• *claps* jessica-renee
• <takes tweezers> Prince_Mongo
• elmo's dead, Mongo. Get over it. church
• Make a porn website about yourself. John_Doe
• <waxing Elmo's ass-hair, his corpse lets out a monster toxic fart> Prince_Mongo
• I will need a photographer. jessica-renee
• <photographs Jessie, moistened by the demise of the church> Prince_Mongo
• no, you will make dozens! jessica-renee
• Dozens of millions! Prince_Mongo
• i had already burnt the corpse church
• Dozens of millions of pennies! jessica-renee
• on my porn set. jessica-renee
• Stimulation provided Deaner
• That last post sounded really sordid. Deaner
• My dad... jessica-renee
• Well, at least the lovely Jessica hasn't abandoned me. Deaner
• Yes! MSN! Now! jessica-renee
• Pornstar Jessica. John_Doe
• Excellent. jessica-renee
• You're all making me nauseous. agony
• OKAY, first you need a nice fluffy boa. Buy one first. John_Doe
• Agony, Conqueror, Deaner show up at Jessica's house. John_Doe
• Did you mean the real conqueror (yourself) or your imposter? Deaner
• me of course . John_Doe
• Yes, I know...my liege. Deaner
• I HAVE A FLUFFY BOA. jessica-renee
• Yeah it goes great against your skin color. Splendid. John_Doe
• I pimped DMagic 5 years ago, look how she turned out. John_Doe
• Only if you rehearse with me. jessica-renee
• I can't believe I actually spent time reading this thread Ken_Kaminski
• Ken Kaminski loves Conqueror and Jessica. John_Doe
• YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME! LRT
• LRT, I will pay you and tcp $5000... jessica-renee
• WE WILL REFUSE THIS OFFER. LRT
• BUT SHE CAN BE THE DANCING QUEEN! jessica-renee
• ASK HER MOTHER. LRT
• TCP has already agreed. jessica-renee
• I will need verification. LRT
• But... jessica-renee
• SORRY. I MUST NOW GO HOME. LRT

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