06/12/03: hey, fool!

Posted By: -troll-


"First let me start by re-explaining my column"

This will be an interesting backdown, fer sure.

"because I don't believe I did a very good job the first time."

Actually, you did a very good job in showing how much of an idiot you are. Well done.

"I did not mean to insult "Mr. Cranky" as much as I actually did."

Yes, you did. Otherwise you would not have posted what you did.

"After reading my column over I found thati was more negative on him than I intended to be. He is still not a real reviewer but an entertainer none-the-less."

How is he not a real reviewer? He posts comments about the movie, so at least someone at Mr. Cranky's had to have seen the movie and put a review up. That's right, a review. It's generally what movie critics do, as you may not know, and since Mr Cranky is a movie critic, then he is a real reviewer.

"Now for that Troll character who wrote that profane but almost humorous response to my column."

Go on... you have someone's attention, even though you don't deserve any.

"First of all, calm down buddy."

Why the fuck should I?

"Next, were you really gouging your eyes with a fork, or maybe pacticing that little pulling the tongue out through the nostril trick? You obviously weren't reading my article very thoroughly."

Yes, I was planning on gouging my eyes out with a fork. You seem to be the person who needs to be told twice for every little detail.

And yes, I did read your post the whole way through.

"I never said "Mr. Cranky" hated everything."

You implied the same. Just like I implied that I would rather have a pole stuck through my throat, out my ass, and be turned on a spit, than read another of your rambling refuse heaps you call a post.

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"Finally, before you tell someone to use a dictionary (well actually a fucking dictionary as troll so elequently put it) check your spelling first because you didn't do it the first time-i.e.- critizize-it's criticize."

Welcome to the new member of the Spelling Nazi.

"So if troll does in fact find this article, feel free to respond but please don't waste space by adding in vulgar and irrelevent descriptions"

You took enough time to add your own irrelevent descriptions. So much so that you don't need any help in that area.

"which do nothing but make you seem more like an angry teenager rather than a person whose thoughts actually mattered."

Damn, I'm hurt! Fatally wounded by your witty putdowns!

After that, I'm going to have to dunk your head in a vat of boiling oil.

"If you have no idea what I'm talking about than I wouldn't worry about it. Just exit out and forget you ever read all the way to the bottom of this article."

You can't keep a straight face and post that without knowing that it is the biggest pile of shite this side of X-Man. Really, if you are going to stay here, then here's a few handy hints:

1. Stop being such a sanctamonious prick. 2. Tread lightly for awhile. That way, you won't get hurt. 3. Use the Enter key once in a while. 4. Stop being such a sanctamonious prick.

Learn, or fuck off.


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