03/15/07: Some other things Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confessed to

Britney's new hairstyle; Judge Crater's disappearance; the Yankees losing to the Red Sox; the gap in David Letterman's teeth; Ishtar; the gap in Condollleezzaa Rice's teeth; Melanie Griffith's film career; Mr. Dunce Cap's self-indulgent tripe; every grundle-James post since 1999; LiLo's failure to stay in rehab; the Snickers commercials; Duke's lacrosse team; the Ides of March; the Lindbergh baby kidnapping; Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance; The Two Jakes; and finally, Mr. Cranky's failure to review Marci X.

Fry him.

Although, wouldn't the confession have been a lot more believable if it had not come out the same week Bush's Attorney General looks like he'll have to resign, and if the military hadn't admitted to torturing him, and if the Bush administration wasn't even more lawless?

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