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30 Days of Night Caption Contest
Winner: nickumoh
"Harvey always picked the most inappropriate time to start a congo line."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
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Captions:
- "The incident that cut short The Fine Young Cannibals Reunion Tour." Mr_Nonsense
- Cyrano and the Hemophiliac michael3b
- A Streetcar Named Vampire michael3b
- Stellaaaaaa! michael3b
- Werewolves, come out to play-eee-yaaay! nickumoh
- "I told you going down on Courtney Love was a bad idea." Scumby
- Vampire Halloween party event favorite: Bobbing for Bob nickumoh
- "Crackula, the first drug addict vampire." Mr_Nonsense
- "Ugly white cannibals, the only P.C. movie villains left." Mr_Nonsense
- "Yuri, you're soooo vein." Mr_Nonsense
- Skinny Puppy goes back on tour stationkj
- The goth scene in North Dakota is starting to pick up stationkj
- Romanian hypnotists aren't very fun at parties stationkj
- Unable to eat bread Tom just ate Dr. Atkin's stationkj
- With their 3-some in shambles the brothers just went home stationkj
- Alaska Is For Lovers stationkj
- "Klatu, Varata, Nicto...neck tie...it was definately an N word" stationkj
- "Psst, I think you've got some Candy stuck between your teeth." Scumby
- "I said this country needs AL Gore!" Otm_Shank
- Bobby's Hanibal Lecter impersonation got old after a while stationkj
- "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" stationkj
- Ninjas today lack the stealth of old stationkj
- CSI: Transylvania stationkj
- Jim Carrey remakes once bitten stationkj
- Way to blend in there Kojackula... tictactommy
- Blood Balloon Fight!!! tictactommy
- The two extremes of the Vampiric pyramid... tictactommy
- Awwww, I could have had a V8! aaa123
- "Dude, close your mouth while you chew, it's rude." Scumby
- "Oooooo, Caaaanadaaaa..." michael3b
- What really happened to Mr. Creosote Otm_Shank
- "A Tommy Hilfiger jacket? That is so 1995!" Otm_Shank
- "I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, my Maaaaaa-meeee!" Otm_Shank
- Insane homicidal vampires, by Eddie Bauer. HicksRollsInGrave
- Nothing stinks worse than gas after a night of eaten BBQ. HicksRollsInGrave
- Stella! HicksRollsInGrave
- "Come with me if you want to live...oh...nevermind." nickumoh
- Harvey always picked the most inappropriate time to start a congo line. nickumoh
- "Excuse me, but is this the line to the Hanna Montana concert?" nickumoh
- Vincent D'Onofrio pays back his barber for giving him an "Eddie Munster." nickumoh
- Sunday Bloody Sunday nickumoh
- "Calm down, its only my finger." stationkj
- Laurel and Hardy's sons didn't fair so well in the industry stationkj
- Clean up after Roman Polanski's parties was always a pain stationkj
- Mike Tyson finally comes out about his problem stationkj
- "We're on a mission from god." "NO GOD!" stationkj
- Isn't there a guy on Death Row in Louisiana for this? Otm_Shank
- "I don't care what Congress says--you're too old for S-CHIP!" Otm_Shank
- "You idiot! That was Larry Craig!" Otm_Shank
- "Alan Akrin and Dan Akroyd in..." Mr_Nonsense
- "30 Days of Nose Bleeds" Mr_Nonsense
- "This is the last time I take you Old Country Buffet!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!" Mr_Nonsense
- 'I *told* you not to Prime Mover
- "My God... the back of your head is digusting." sidhedarkness
- Just a friendly reminder from the IRS, "Pay your taxes on time." Yamato
- Somehow, the original "Kane and Lynch" didn't appeal to all demographics audymurphy
- The initiation concludes once the pledge goes down on Lindsey Lohan michael3b
- For the last time, NO, I don't know who ate your pb and j! michael3b
- Sling Blade IV: Vampires, Mm-hm. Scumby
- Next time, call 1-800-DENTIST. Scumby
- Bela was ashamed of his cousin, the jampire JPBuckner
- RIAA settles out of court. IMUSTBECRAZY
- After all these years, Moe and Curly still have that magic. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Porn Of The Dead MuhammadAus
- The Republican solution to social problems: The "Plug & Pray" Anal Probe MuhammadAus
- Feel the power of my mighty pikestaff! MuhammadAus
- Make sure you go to a qualified MD for your prostate exam. Yamato
- "But she said she was a wirgin! <cough> <splutter> <puke>" fellow_consumer
- "She didn't warn you because they're ALL evil bitches that time of month." fellow_consumer
- No, Hudson, I do not wish to "Swing on a Star"! owen_dangertooth
- "You maniac, this is 'Fight Club', not 'Bite Club'!" MR_MUCUS
- "That's the third Italian restaurant we've been kicked out of..." MR_MUCUS
- I hate it when you wake up with that not so fresh feeling in your mouth. Blackbeard
- With a name like Smuckers, he's got to taste good JPBuckner
- Time To Shout It Out! MAYORBOB
- The epic battle between Mr. Clean and Vincent D'Onofrio rages on. Gibborino
- Those who can't finish med-school become dentists... audymurphy
- caption Gibborino
- Damn,dude! You just hook up with Lindsay Lohan or something?? mwilson1967
- All the CGI effects in "David Cronenburg's Muppet Movie" were used to hide fellow_consumer
- I'm king of the world! caerglas
- An agent of PETA feeds Dr. Atkins his last stake. fellow_consumer
- "I haven't even stuck it in yet!" MR_MUCUS
- "At the Blackwater company picnic pie-eating contest" Dano
- "Two more satisfied Super Cuts customers." MR_MUCUS
- "They call him 'Yuck Mouth' cuz he don't brush." MR_MUCUS
- "Ran out of shaving cream, eh, comrade?" MR_MUCUS
- And this year's pie-eating contest champion is Vin Diesel! MR_MUCUS
- "Dude, what part of 'Don't drink the Liquid Plumr' didn't you understand?" rainman76x
- A Blight At The Opera MAYORBOB
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