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I work with mostly women, have a couple cool sisters, a ton of close female cousins, and not to brag or complain, but more girlfriends than I can honestly handle. My point being that I know women, but I don't really understand a lot of them, and I find myself fighting the urge to smack one of them in the back of the head at least once a week. I keep wondering why they can't be as sweet and lovely as I am.
Seriously, I'm sure men have these same problems with their guy friends, but I think males deal with shit more logically, whereas women are so emotionally charged that it drains the crap out of a person. At least it does me, maybe y'all have had different experiences. Then again, a man being logical all the time can get to be a real drag, too.
Women talk a lot -- about themselves and about each other. You guys probably aren't aware of that (uh-huh), but from talking with and listening to women so often and for so long, I've learned that women, for the most part, are fucking weird as hell. Yet I crave their company, and I'd be pretty damn bored without all their whacked personalities.
I could never be a lesbian. Thank you, God, for making me a perfect woman, and for not making me a lesbian.
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