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about the doctor, his patient with a tapeworm up his ass, and the lemon cookie. Has anyone else heard this joke?
BTW, my favorite Urban Legend is the one about the woman applying for a job as secretary in a funeral home. She comes early and decides to wait in one of the viewing rooms, which is empty except for the body on display. Just for fun, she signs her name in the guest book and sits down to wait. Presently, a mortuary attendent comes up to her, looks at the book, and then without a word hands the startled woman an envelope. She opens the envelope and inside is a check for $150,000! The woman is dumbfounded and asks the attendant the reason for the check. The attendant replies, "The unfortunate gentleman on display stated in his will that his entire fortune should be divided among his mourners, and since you are the only one who showed up, the check goes to you!"
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