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I'd like to ask you a few questions concerning your posts in the new forums, so if you could just spare me some of your valuable M&M-eating and Cherry Coke drinking time, I'd greatly appreciate it.
First off:
1. Have you made that all-important move to the attic of the garage yet, or do you still live in at home with your parents?
2. How many cardboard boxes stuffed with comic books are there in your basement? Twenty? Thirty? Do you read them or have you hermetically sealed every one of them in hopes of landing that "killer" sale to some collector who is just as clueless as you? I can imagine your neighborhood is full of budding little financial wizards who are too dull-minded to figure out Lotto odds.
3. Did you program your universal remote for any channels other than The Sci-Fi Network and the Cartoon Network? Can't get enough of that Sailor Moon, eh buddy?
4. Have you ever seen a naked girl besides in the following: a) Internet forums b) Fangoria, Gorezone, or any other fantasy/SF rags? c) Your Dad's Hustler magazines
5. Do you still have that nude shot of Terry Hatcher on your hard drive? Do you plan to work it into a "radical" screen saver?
Feel free to post me a message to my address. It's real (unlike yours) and I hope to hear from you.
You can go back to your poster of Slave Leia now. you know, the one you hold up with one hand...
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