Post a response to this discussion thread
INT. WALSH HOUSE
The boys sit around dejected, knowing that this is their last day in Crankyland. Mr. Chunkiful breaks the penis off a ceramic statue of David and eats it, a mournful expression on his face.
X-MOUTH enters.
X-MOUTH: Hey, fuckers, there's a lot of cool stuff in the threads up there in the attic. Wanna go take a look? There might be some porn or something . . .
Everybody ignores him.
WULF: Hey, why don't we all go up and look at the threads in the attic?
HH: That's a great idea!
SPEAKER4DATA: Yeah, that'd be awesome!
MR. CHUNKIFUL: Suuper-coool!
They rush past the protesting X-Mouth, knocking him over.
X-MOUTH: Sheep . . .
INT. ATTIC
The attic is stuffed with old threads from the glory days of Crankyland. The boys pour through the threads.
SPEAKER4DATA: (in awe) Man, they sure said "fuck" a lot back then, didn't they?
At that point, the Fratelli's ORV roars by in the background.
NICK: Fuck!
The boys watch the ORV tear off into the distance.
WULF: What's going on here? This is like a screenplay where the author suddenly runs out of ideas!
SPEAKER4DATA: Yeah, it kinda is. All of the old jokes are already being recycled . . .
MR. CHUNKIFUL: Suuper-cool neatto!
SPEAKER4DATA: See?
HAIRHEAD, meanwhile is ignoring them. He's pouring through one old thread after another.
HH: Wow, this "Richard" guy was really obnoxious . . .
Suddenly, HH stops on a thread. He reads it, then rereads it. His eyes light up.
HH: Guys, look at this!
WULF jerks the old thread away and examines it.
WULF: The legend of "One-Eyed Cranky"? What the hell is this?
HH: Don't you remember? One-Eyed Cranky was the guy who first established Crankyland! But he disappeared a long time ago, and now the place has been overrun by jerks. But the legend says that Mr. Cranky left something behind after he disappeared . . .
WULF: Rich stuff?
X-MOUTH: Porn?
MR. CHUNKIFUL: Monkkey buttlers???
HH: No. The legend says that One-Eyed Cranky left behind the password controls to Crankyland . . .
SPEAKER4DATA: That means--
HH: That means that whoever has those password controls can decide who stays in Crankyland and who gets booted out!
WULF: If we had this, we could get rid of all the fucking trolls that have been festering here . . .
SPEAKER4DATA: Yeah, but what if the trolls get to it first?
X-MOUTH: Or the Democrats?
EVERYONE: Shut up, X-Mouth.
There is a long pause. The boys look at each other.
HH: Guys . . . this could be our last chance to save Crankyland . . .
TO BE CONTINUED--
--slater
Post a response to this discussion thread