02/06/01: Slothrop...

Posted By: Harlaquin


Maybe I talked about my high school tests because, could it be, that I'm in high school. Dumbass. What else am I going to compare things against? Yes, I could have said SATs, but I agree that people spend too much time talking about them. Now, first of all, I would just like to point out that it's kind of lame that you and you're office friends sit around at work doing this. I mean, how old are you? I do this in the library, when I TA and have nothing better to do. You, on the other hand, come on here when you're working at your splendid job that you seem to hold in such high esteem. And I don't really care that much about how you insert components into cell phones for a living. I plan to be inserting plasmids into other chromosomes of host cells. It's a thing called molecular biology. And wow, once again you caught me on my spelling and grammer. You talk about things getting old and boring, what the hell do you think you are doing? "Hello, I'm Slothrop. You forgot a period there and a comma there and you mispelled this. I'm obviouly superior to you."

Now I'm glad to see that you think yourself to be up on what is going on in the teen scene. You must be impressed that you can recite some Eminem for the rest of us. Damn, you're really "down" with everything. Eminem is "bitchin", isn't he? Once again, I ask how old you are? Of course, you're going to lie and say something about being 26 or younger. And then you'll say something about how you're not lying and how you're really not some mid-thirties, blading guy sitting in a Dilbert like cubicle. You can say whatever you want Slothrop, but I will always see you as that comic book store owner on the Simpsons.

Harlaquin

By the way, I never said you fucked your mom, just that you slept in the same bed as her. As an English major, I would think you would be better at picking this stuff up. And whatever errors I have made in this post, would you just spare us the details? Thanks.


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