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Aeon Flux Caption Contest
Winner: Becky_Sharp
"Charlize Theron gets creative outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- What goes down stairs, alone or in pairs........ Terminal_Boredom
- Charlize Theron succumbs to the “Axe Effect.” roostur
- Is it just me or does Keanu look hot in the new Matrix! Yowza! sushikabuki
- Oooops! Glad I'm wearing black pants... I_Hate_Movies
- My top, uh, less than 10 for the week Aron
- Mel Gibson insisted on being eye-to-eye for their kissing scene. TooCool13
- Like reading a report card, 2 C's (Cup) and a B (list actress). TooCool13
- Crab People qw3rty
- Aeon Flux Caption Contest derektaylor
- "Deep Roy gets some." TMundo
- Charlize's frog won her raves in acting class. Hanrocks_Cradler
- aeon yoga flux twintrevor
- NEW! Cross-my-heart 18 hour bra can handle ANYTHING! scarlet_ohara
- "The Fellatio Job" TMundo
- "I must! I must! I must increase my bust!" TMundo
- "Fans of the cartoon thought the hump the sidewalk scene was a bit much." TMundo
- Bush unveils his new anti-insurgentence plan for Iraq... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Charlize Theron gives new meaning to the phrase "Breaking the Horizon." Wallee_Pipps
- CAPTION: "How much longer am I gonna have to pay for 'Reindeer Games'?" Wallee_Pipps
- "Nope. I don't see my dignity down here, either." TheWreck
- "Look, I can win an Oscar and then make horrible movis in leather too" aladdinsane
- "God, I hope these push-ups increase my bust size . . " Hairhead
- "This is one of those moments when I wish I was the sidewalk." TMundo
- I know I stored my glasses somewhere around here!... minelli98
- Charlize struggles to prove silicone bounces much higher than Silly Putty. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Caption: I'm ready for my double-anal penetration shot, Mr. Hardcore! maskedavenger33
- Charlize shows Janet Jackson how to pull off a tit shot with dignity Goldfish In The Toilet
- "In an ingenious move by the director to provide a metaphor for the plot.. pansy_debris
- "Charlize took her performance as the Black Widow killer a bit toooo.. Drew_Atreides
- Sorry I can't think of a proper caption, I'm too distracted. Cannon_Fodder
- So as not to be followed, Charlize left snail tracks instead of footprints DocWho
- Caption DocWho
- "Aeon Flux- filmed with Cleavage-Cam." Cannon_Fodder
- Charlize still couldn't see anything in the magic eye picture. Cannon_Fodder
- Although no one goes to a PG-13 movie to see breasts, they tried anyway dubiousRW
- Despite being as black as possible, they still didn't believe she's African Parca_Mortem
- "If you are a man and reading this instead of looking above, you are gay" Parca_Mortem
- "Where will you be when you get your period?" MR_MUCUS
- "Everyone in the ant colony was crushed, but they all died smiling." lost_cause
- "Lead bra cripples actress" Hayzeus
- "Charlize was determined to beat Van Damme in the splits competition." Cannon_Fodder
- "Shit! This black hair dye is running into my eyes!" Rajah
- Charlize's audition for a job at Hooters. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Charlize, if you're gonna swim, get in the pool! zdviegut
- "Come on, stay focused on her eyes. She'll SEE if you slip..." Drew_Atreides
- caption: Actual quote from screenwriter meeting for Aeon Flux= sonofthedummy
- "Charlize Theron stars in Uwe Bole's 'FROGGER '." MR_MUCUS
- The director makes his pitch to release this film in IMax JPBuckner
- Okay, who put the silicone magnet under the sidewalk? JPBuckner
- Spice World II (Yes, some fucking way) Junk_Yard_Dog
- "I'm glad that I look like Trinity." church
- I deserve at least another cup size our of this dog of a movie! RidingFool
- I must, I must, I must improve my bust.... dlew919
- "In the future, Twister becomes the rage." MR_MUCUS
- Mission Impossible 4: Bitchin' michael3b
- "This is a good place for a Stickup!" miss_enthropic_bitch
- huh? I thought this was "Aeon Fucks". SBC-Jester21
- I didn't know Ron Jermey was in this film.... SBC-Jester21
- If my boobs touch the ground, it counts as a pushup right? SBC-Jester21
- Home Depot reveals their new floor installation advertising campaign. foxjedi
- "I crap bigger than Jack Palance!" HomeSkillet
- Charlize Theron takes over the Catherine Zeta-Jones role for "Entrapment 2" HomeSkillet
- My humps, my humps, myhumpsmyhumpsmyhumps Bobo
- The Fly 2: Charlize Theron must save Jeff Goldblum from the glue paper! theonearmedman
- After convincing her to do this movie Ms. Theron.... morganlefey
- Boob shot? What is this boob shot of which you speak? CK, queen of the imps
- "You don't herpes, but I'm afraid you do have a serious case of vertigo." chuchu
- "Charlize Theron gets creative outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre" Becky_Sharp
- "Pilates the Movie." MR_MUCUS
- New!! Matrix Girls Gone Wild! doctorpaul34
- Aeon Flux doctorpaul34
- "Charlize Theron auditions for BangBrothers.com."(nt) ModernRonin
- Why concrete should never have animal magnetism gamerarocks
- "Charlize demonstrates the incorrect way to do push-ups." Mr_Nonsense
- "i'm podsting wuith one hanjd rihgt now" John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "BOING!! One. BOING!! Two. BOING!! Three. TMundo
- "Victoria's Secret: The secret is, she's a slut." TMundo
- "No, no, it's face DOWN ass up." TMundo
- "When doing push-ups, make sure your breasts touch the ground, no cheating" TMundo
- "Aeon_Fucks: Surreal Lovin' Pornography" TMundo
- Flash Photography In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- BOTTOMSIES! Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Alright Mr President, I'm ready for you!" andyman
- "Holding both the pose AND the fart took massive concentration..." andyman
- I told you - my breasts don't touch the ground yet! church
- (Sings) "Fighting for our rights... In my satin tights..." DrakeTimbershaft
- 'Charlize Theron auditions for Aeon Flux II : Electric Boogaloo' Throwing_Muses
- When it comes to rectal thermometers, the anticipation is the worst part. Deinhaato
- "What Michael Jackson sees when he looks into a mirror." lost_cause
- Traditionally. "Between the Tits" is the hardest shot on the golf course zdviegut
- "Invisible Man's and Aeon's first date." lost_cause
- "Maybe if I keep low enough nobody'll notice I'm in this movie." lost_cause
- "The reason why men take yoga classes" Rajah
- Coaster's friends now understood his auditioning for the part of The Floor. Coaster
- "She didn't care: No dachshund was going to beat her in a staring contest." Coaster
- Charlene contemplates the level to which her career has sunk after AeonFlux Eliminator
- "Like what you see? Check out "North Country"..." Drew_Atreides
- "Charlize works to win back her pre-MONSTER fans" Drew_Atreides
- "Charlize just didn't quite have enough for the role of General Grievous" Drew_Atreides
- "I can shove my Oscar in that cleavage. Can you believe it?" Drew_Atreides
- Charlize Theron nails her audition for "Spider-Woman" M_H
- "You stare at my breasts, I stare at you!" M_H
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