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A.I.
Mr. Cranky's rating:
Having Steven Spielberg take over a Stanley Kubrick film is sort of like letting Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, raise the Wicked Witch of the West's kids.
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- for posterity You_People_Need_Help
- THOSE WERN'T ALIENS! X-Man
- AWESOME!!! Star Trek: Conquest OPEN BETA available to download. You_People_Are_Idiots
- Good movie sexydarin
- Oh you are men of stone! king_lear2000
- Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
- I need therapy now. Viggo_Mortensen_Lover_13
- The Pinocchio Syndrome threerandot
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- Over-rated Excalibur
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- AI - a sack of crap. macguffin
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- learning program Programmer
- Kubrick's back! Just for one day though. ScrotumSlapper
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- what i learned in real life today Blunt
- "God is Pro-Life." skilly
- what i learned in poly sci class today (more on china) mia_wallace
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- Dan Rather refuses to cover the news... Spanky
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- The GUN CUNTS fanfic continues . . . Slater
- my take on the new trek series. GTBurns
- This one is for all the Trekkies.. Drew_Atreides
- and btw, Rochelle... mendo
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- The hatred of African Americans. Dogmeat
- Black America Ignores AIDS the _celluloid_prophet
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- I'm torn... jen
- She is not a newbie Critico
- Ahh jen, just do what I do, tell rabid poster to ...GO DIE. B-E-G
- Yeah, and she also came around earlier this summer... Pseudonym
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- Well well well, stupid ho's. justsarah =) (justsarah)
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- Just wanted to say Karen_G
- Voolet is FRENCH????????????????? Mr_Wonderful
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- Voolet got French from her Professser?????????? Mr_Wonderful
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- Something that I thought was funny. David_Bowie
- what i learned in poly sci class today mia_wallace
- Ozzfest in THREE DAYS!!!! Uber
- Kissinger the Nobel Peace laureate? War criminal more like… J_Smithers_Esq
- No. Bystander
- Bystander Coaster
- Anti-Semite Shitters is back! Mr-Conqueror
- Coaster and Mr_Conqueror Bystander
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- Bystander J_Smithers_Esq
- More comments from the "other moron" Coaster
- Coaster . . . convenor
- Shitters is back! "Obvioulsly!!" Mr-Conqueror
- J., less you misconstrue the unintentional ambiguity in my previous post... Coaster
- Yada yada yada.... PsychoRabbit
- Psycho Rabbit Coaster
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- another POV... mendo
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- J_Smithers Bystander
- Convenor, you're a lying hypocrite. Marquis_Omega
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- Darn Convenor, I'm a bit disappointed. Coaster
- Oh Stalker-Boy... J_Smithers_Esq
- Sphincter Boy convenor
- Bystander, you are wrong on, well, all counts... J_Smithers_Esq
- Stalker-Boy, you neurological oddity… J_Smithers_Esq
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- What Mr Collins has to say... J_Smithers_Esq
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- Sheesh! convenor
- J. Smithers, Esq. Coaster
- Cumface, did I piss you off? Marquis_Omega
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- Shut up, Coaster Viscount_Omega
- Eat my shit, Osmegma Man Mr-Conqueror
- Wrong again Bystander… J_Smithers_Esq
- Conquered… a synonym for hypocrisy… J_Smithers_Esq
- "Osmegma Man"...oh Lord how puerile J_Smithers_Esq
- Smithers, your inattention to detail will doom you. Bystander
- Shitters sneaks back in...desperate for the last word... Mr-Conqueror
- About the stutter posts, Anti-Semite Shitters... Mr-Conqueror
- I've never called myself the "Prince of Flames", Anti-Semite Shitters Mr-Conqueror
- Shitters, You are an anti-Semite. Not just a bigot. Mr-Conqueror
- By the way, Shitters. Where do you live? Mr-Conqueror
- Bystander's inattention to the obvious J_Smithers_Esq
- Conquered, I have already guessed your age... J_Smithers_Esq
- Donet call me no more names!!! I gots a diseese, I canet hepp it!!!!!!!!!! Mr_Wonderful
- ATTENTION ALL YOU PATHETIC COMPUTER GEEKS! Darker_and_ Darker_John_Doe
- Science and the Humanities guardian
- as long as we're talking about cutesy robots... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- A fucking rant about sloppin' the hogs here in Kansass... Slater
- What is happening!!! guardian
- This film sucked... Scorsese_fan
- I am I the only person who found memento pretty simple llamasex
- my slid into depression.... guardian
- Paula Poundstone's alcoholism a disease? LOL! justsarah =) (justsarah)
- Did anyone post about the 007 replacement? Blunt
- What happened to Mayorbob? Uber
- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water Nicky
- Someone please shoot Mr Wonderful Uber
- YES!! Goodbye, Backstreet Boys! Slater
- Today's playlist Beast
- Gran Turismo 3 in nine hours . . . Slater
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- sigh mia_wallace
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- Three good movies I finally got around to seeing: Pseudonym
- Did anyone notice this? Screwtape
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- Well, I got a new handle.... Nightshade
- My thoughts on AI Ickyru
- okay mia_wallace
- My favorite new ad Uber
- Large Rocket Found by Pool Upon Return of Vacation B-E-G
- Some thoughts... Beast
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- Well, I survived the road trip . . . Slater
- I saw Memento and goddamn that was a good flick. Requiem for a Dream was Nukemind
- Just rented "The Sixth Day". ModernRonin
- Back from vacation . . . convenor
- More dissention in the Boy Scout ranks...Spielberg resigns Mon_Cul
- The most dangerous thing in the world??? Today's Rant! Uber
- Sucka! jrizzio12
- Roller Coasters... mendo
- Hey grundle Ken_Kaminski
- Interesting byproduct of Cranky's forum rebuilding... Throwing_Muses
- I saw Pi last week Dave_Osborne
- Happy Birthday President Bush Spanky
- Oh, Coooooooooooasterrrrrrrrrr... Nick-The-Knife
- Would you?? Uber
- Could these people be any more whinier? Evil_Jerry_Seinfeld
- the downfall of the internet guardian
- Another interpretation of the ending (major spoilers) Morrison_Hotel
- SON OF CONQUEROR HAS BEGUN HIS WAR ON NICK THE KUNT. Jim_Grundle_Schmuckworth
- I swear to GOD, I am not making this shit up!! ModernRonin
- News Flash... Cranky fixes his site faster than Micro$oft fixes theirs... mendo
- I can't believe that I cried after watching this film. It's been too long.. DivaB
- Robots or Aliens. A poll JACK_Of_All-Trades
- NEW CRANKYLAND RULES ARE NOW ENFORCED ivorytower
- Cranky Cold Turkey Causes Mass Hysteria, Random Violence, and Choking ivorytower
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- oooooooooooooh (DMagic)
- Hello... (Morrison_Hotel)
- El Oso GRANDE (Son_of_Conqueror)
- I hope this will be the biggest thing since ribbed condoms, CAREER MOVES! (Dave_Osborne)
- Why discuss? (jrizzio12)
- Why discuss? (jrizzio12)
- Why discuss? (jrizzio12)
- Why discuss? (jrizzio12)
- Why discuss? (jrizzio12)
- What I thought about AI (Ickyru)
- bored test... (mendo)
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- What I thought of AI (Ickyru)
- What I thought of AI (Ickyru)
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- test (Throwing_Muses)
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- Ok, so I am a gay republican (grundle-)
- Ok, so I am a gay republican (grundle-)
- Ok, so I am a gay republican (grundle-)
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- Wait... (Charles_Bukowski)
- Wait... (Charles_Bukowski)
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- Great News (Ken_Kaminski)
- I made 2 REETARDED ROBOTTS!!!..Slothrop & Skilly is dheir names!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- A.I. in 3rd place on opening weekend. (Badtz_Maru)
- well..... (James_Duck_Dodgers_IV)
- .tom (Blunt)
- Brendan Fraser??? (FarrisGoldstein)
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- Throwing Muses and Salamander will understand the following ramblings... (Edgar_Britt)
- Goodbye, Crankyland. (Slater)
- In which ModernRonin acts like a 14 year old girl. (ModernRonin)
- ok giving this a shot... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Yes, but MEB.... (Throwing_Muses)
- I am 30% GAY! (Throwing_Muses)
- 22% gay (Karen_G)
- I'm 55% gay... (the_celluloid_prophet)
- 34% GAY, hell yeah... (Slothrop)
- 25% gay??? (Excoriator)
- Yes! Only 27% gay! (Nukemind)
- 34% (Ken_Kaminski)
- 26% (Screwtape)
- 22% (Critico)
- Jesus, I'm the gayest guy here and even I know the saw was... (Slothrop)
- You didn't know that was a bandsaw?? (ModernRonin)
- Oh yeah, favorite question on the "guy" test... (ModernRonin)
- T-M (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- T-M (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- OK... I'm SUPER! Thanks for asking (Wulfgar)
- OK... I'm SUPER! Thanks for asking (Wulfgar)
- OK... I'm SUPER! Thanks for asking (Wulfgar)
- There wasn't workshop in my school (Critico)
- Even I knew it was a bandsaw (Karen_G)
- Even I knew it was a bandsaw (Karen_G)
- Ay-hay-ee! I'm gayer than the average Bass! (Boogie_Bass)
- Ay-hay-ee! I'm gayer than the average Bass! (Boogie_Bass)
- Ay-hay-ee! I'm gayer than the average Bass! (Boogie_Bass)
- Re: In which ModernRonin acts like a 14 year old girl. (Nick-The-Knife)
- what does being able to identify a bandsaw have to do with my sexuality? (Hazel-Rah)
- 27% gay, that seems low to me gayer-than-thou (JabBerwoCk)
- 27% gay, that seems low to me gayer_than_thou (JabBerwoCk)
- 27% gay, that seems low to me gayer than thou (JabBerwoCk)
- 27 percent gay, seems low to me gayer than thou (JabBerwoCk)
- 27 percent gay, seems low to me (JabBerwoCk)
- I knew it was a bandsaw (Karen_G)
- ModernRonin. (gnosticdogma)
- 25% Gay -- I guess that explains Coaster
- Nukemind! Mr-Mucus
- Okay! Now, can we have a test for "blackness," or "Asianness," or Mon_Cul
- oops, sorry about that the JabBerwoCk
- 31%! Bob_St_Cul
- Mucus m'man, here goes my Conquerer imitation: I am 73% heterosexual! Nukemind
- Nukemind, you forgot the "Yes!".... Mr-Mucus
- Hey that's Mr. Wannabe Lobbyist slimeball. damn it all Muc Nukemind
- Nukemind, same shit different color... Mr-Mucus
- Okay, piss on me for bad spelling! Mr-Mucus
- Alright... Open up!! (n/t) Screwtape
- 29%.......below average for a woman!....YAY! Miscurious
- How come Mr-Mucus hasn't given us HIS score? Miscurious
- To quot Kurt Cobain... Mr-Mucus
- What the fuck is "quot"? Miscurious
- To quote Rivers Cuomo... the JabBerwoCk
- errr Edgar_Britt
- 27%! Lucifer_G_61
- The Ending Was Written by Kurbick!! (charles_bell74)
- What I think are the front runners for this year's oscar race so far (Dave_Osborne)
- Spielberg's Biggest Blunder (Uber)
- Just threw an acid bomb on my neighbor's car (Fidel_Castro)
- A.I. is "Darryl 2001" (The_S_Man)
- the really disappointing thing about this movie... (Greldig_Vedish)
- more of those terrifical spoilers ahead.... (cheeksw)
- I think grundle should be disqualified from posting in this forum (Junk_Yard_Dog)
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