05/18/01: The ones I know something about...

Posted By: Morrison_Hotel


1. John Lennon murdered

I was 3 or 4 when this happened, but have heard a lot about it - deserves to be $1

2. Michael Jackson accused

I'm not sure how "shocking" that is - I think the Elephant Man thing is probably worse...

3. Altamont

First of the great concert riots.

4. Kurt Cobain suicide

OK, that shocked the hell out of me when it happened.

5. Marvin Gaye murdered

By his own dad...

6. Fans trampled at The Who concert in Cincinnati

Don't know much about that one

7. Milli Vanilli Exposed

That's more funny then anything else - what's shocking is that they won a Grammy...

8. Woodstock '99

Oh yeah - nothing quite like white suburban rage.

9. Sinead O'Connor rips Pope

More weird then anything else...

10. Beatles more popular than Jesus

If I remember correctly, that quote was taken completely out of context.

11. Madonna's "Sex"

Was there really a picture of her fucking a dog?

12. Alice Cooper's chicken madness

Don't know the details...

13. Jerry Lee Lewis marries teen cousin

Again, more weird then anything else...

14. Elvis Presley shocks America

Was that the hip thing on the Ed Sullivan show? (aka he could only be shot from the waist up?

15. PMRC hearings

Ah yes - one of the biggest loads of crap of all time. Wonder if that will happen again anytime soon...

16. Sid Vicious charged with murder

Don't know the details...

17. Led Zeppelin shark attack

This was #1 on a Spin magazine list of shocking rock moments - something about Zeppelin using fish in sexual practices...

18. Ozzy Osbourne bites head off dove

I thought it was a bat...

19. Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial disaster

Again, more funny then anything else.

20. Tommy Lee / Pamela Anderson sex video

More wacky hijinks...

21. Death of Elvis Presley

That is, if he's dead...

22. Beach Boys befriend Charles Manson

Wasn't that before the killings?

23. Prince changes name

That was more stupid then anything...

24. Judas Priest on trial

This one had to do with some kids who committed suicide thanks to what people thought were "backwards masked messages"

25. Rick James busted

That was an odd one.

26. Rolling Stones / Marianne Faithfull busted

Was that the chick who had a Mars bar in her pussy?

27. Selena slain

OK, that was shocking...

28. George Michael's bathroom bust

Hilarious

29. James Brown races cops

Hell yeah - The Godfather of Soul kicks ass!

30. Tupac murdered

Oy - rap star violence (yet he still puts out albums nearly every year)

31. Jim Morrison busted

Was this for drugs or for obscenity?

32. Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes burns down house

I heard that she was missing - did they ever find her?

33. Al Green gets religion

Hmmm...

34. John and Yoko's "Two Virgins" cover

I know they were naked and doing it on the Double Fantasy cover - how could this one be worse?

35. Ice T's "Cop Killer"

I remember Mr. NRA himself, Charleton Heston coming out against this song...

36. Nikki Sixx cheats death

...which led to "Kickstart My Heart", one of the better Crue tunes.

37. David Bowie's fascist flirtation

Don't know the details on this one...

38. Michael Jackson outbids Paul McCartney

Well, publishing rights are a confusing thing unless you're actually in the industry...

39. Eminem lyric controversy

- led to Eminem's huge CD sales.

40. Van Halen's 1979 tour

Don't know the details...

41. Professor Griff's explosive interview

Was he the guy who said all those anti-white statement?

42. "Rock Around the Clock" riots

People rioted over that?

43. The Go-Go's sex video

I heard Belinda Carlile is posing for Playboy soon...

44. Death of Keith Moon's chauffeur

This beat the death of Keith Moon himself?

45. Courtney Love's press controversy

Which one?

46. Gary Glitter's child porn bust

That was more weird then anything else...

47. Michael Jackson marries Lisa Marie Presley

Ahh, nothing like a sham marriage...

48. Snoop Dogg's murder rap

I actually like Snoop - he has a cool persona.

49. Brian Wilson suffers nervous breakdown

That's what happens when you hang out with Charles Manson...

50. Bob Marley's assassination attempt

Don't know the details...

51. Payola scandal

I read an article saying that this still happens, but in an indirect way.

52. Iggy Pop cuts himself on stage

Don't know the details...

53. Chuck Berry's shocking home videos

Don't know the details...

54. N'Sync break free

Ahh yes - a bunch of kids brought together by a domineering producer start thinking they actually have talent...

55. Curtis Mayfield's tragic accident

Don't know the details...

56. Grace Slick's drunken performance

Sounds interesting.

57. Sly Stone's rock and roll wedding

Don't know...

58. Pamela Des Barres bares all

Don't know...

59. Keith Richard Canadian drug bust

How is this shocking?

60. 2 Live Crew Obscenity Trial

Oh yeah - more fun with fucking with the Constitution...

61. Gloria Estefan's bus accident

Don't recall the details.

62. Black Crowe's cover banned

That was the one where the chick's pubes were showing.

63. Studio 54 busted

I saw the movie based on this - it really sucked.

64. Bill Wyman marries teen

Don't know the details...

65. Death of Michael Hutchence

I've heard conflicting reports.

66. Suge Knight renegotiates with Vanilla Ice

So that's why he's no longer a big star...

67. L7 Tampon assault

Sounds funny...

68. Bobby Darin's family secret

Which is?

69. Lynyrd Skynyrd graves vandalized

Hasn't the same thing happened to Morrison's grave?

70. Red Hot Chili Peppers put a sock on it

Funny shit...

71. Freddie Mercury dies of AIDS

More sad then shocking...

72. Puffy's gun trouble

But he got off scott-free!

73. John Fogerty sued for plagiarizing himself

Must have been a record company thing...

74. Neil Young sued for not sounding enough like himself

When Neil went to Geffen Records during the 80s, he put out a bunch of weird albums (Trans, Everybody's Rocking, Old Ways, etc) which didn't have the classic Neil sound and ended up flopping. Geffen sued Neil cause of this, then Neil agreed to put out a couple of mediocre albums to get out of his contract.

75. Carnie Wilson's surgery webcast

More gross then shocking...

76. "Sgt. Pepper's" the movie

From what I've heard, the movie is absolutely terrible.

77. Cynthia Plastercaster

Huh?

78. Kiss on fire

What?

79. Rick Wakeman's "King Arthur" on ice

Sounds dumb...

80. Axl Rose takes a stage dive

Stage diving is pretty standard - did he land on concrete or something?

81. The Who explode on TV

Don't know the details...

82. Boy George on heroin

That's shocking?

83. Marilyn Manson becomes priest in church of Satan

I thought that was a publicity stunt...

84. Campaign to deport John Lennon

Was that after the "bigger then Jesus" thing?

85. Whitney Houston misses Oscars

More druggy fun...

86. Geto Boy shot in eye

Ouch!

87. Madonna's "Like a Prayer" condemned by church

That was a pretty cool video - was it directed by David "Fight Club" Fincher like many of her other ones?

88. Cat Stevens condemns Rushdie

Guess the Peace Train got derailed...

89. Def Leppard drummer loses arm

Yet the videos were still cool...

90. MC Hammer bankrupt

Yeah, then he imbraced religon...

91. Stevie Wonder's near fatal car accident

Don't know the details...

92. Homeless man impersonates Kiss drummer

Why would anyone want to impersonate Peter Criss?

93. Death of Karen Carpenter

I heard there was a really funny movie made about this using Barbie dolls...

94. Fan struck by lightning

Don't know this one...

95. Gram Parson's corpse kidnapped

Huh?

96. Bjork attacks reporter

She's like 5 feet tall and 100 pounds...

97. Screamin' Jay Hawkins fathers over 50 kids

Damn - those blues guys get around...

98. David Crosby, sperm donor

More gross then anything...

99. Elvis meets Nixon

How is that shocking?

100. Wendy O. Williams arrested for obscenity

Don't know this one...

M_H (who wonders how come Napster missed the cut)


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