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"Fun With An 80 Year Old Man"
Have you ever wanted to touch
an 80 year old man's ass?
Me neither but I was bored in
the elevator and a really old guy
walked in and I couldn't help myself.
I asked if he had the time and
then I gave him a nice firm
squeeze right on his left buttock!
He was startled but I also think
he was a little bit aroused so I
went ahead and smacked his
other cheek really hard and then
said "that's for being a bad boy."
I had reached my floor so I exited
the elevator without looking back
but I heard a faint voice in the
elevator say "thanks, I needed that."
"Nice Telemarketer"
*ring ring*
"Hello"
"Yes, may I please speak with Jason Flatowicz"
"That's me"
"Hello Jason, how are you doing today?"
"Fine"
"Jason, I'm just calling to let you know-"
*type type type*
"Oh I'm sorry Mr. Flatowicz, did I catch you at a bad time"
"Yeah, I'm sorta busy on my computer right now"
"No problem, I'll call back at a more convenient time"
"Thanks!"
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