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"Brothers"
We point fingers
We cast blame
We fight
We kill
We are brothers
This must cease
Our family suffers
Learn to love again
"So Happy"
Wahoo!
Alright!
I am happy!
So fucking happy!
Somebody give me a bazooka!
I want to blow shit up!
Kabloowey!
Yeah!
Let's see some explosions!
Live it up baby!
This is great!
Life rules!
"Clown"
The clouds sprayed me with their tears The wind's cold breath wouldn't let up I ducked into the library for safe haven
Upon entry a cute little Mexican girl approached me "Hey, your hair is pink and blue!" "Yes it is" "Why did you do that?" "Why do you think?" "Because it's cool!" I smiled "Damn right" She took another step towards me and looked up with her big brown eyes "Hee hee, you sorta look like a clown!" "I suppose I do" She smiled and I moved on
I pulled the latest issue of "Science" off the rack I read a few articles Then it hit me I do look like a clown
(I like hanging around real clowns!)
"Mind Fuck"
Go ahead
Fuck with me
See what you accomplish
You've got nothing
Your army pales in comparison to mine
Your forces are young and naive
My unit will crush your defenses
I dare you to attack
C'mon
Give it your best shot
I'm waiting
New Poems As Of 05.01.02
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"You Smell"
I haven't showered in a few days
Haven't washed my hair in over a week
You might say I smell
You might be right
You also might be a fucking idiot
It's so hard to tell these days
I say you smell
Yes you
With your spray on scents
Fake forest aromas
It sickens me
What you call fragrance I call stench
It makes me want to hurl up my lunch
I smell natural
I smell like a human being
I don't stink like bottled up strawberries
Who wants to smell like fruit anyway?
Not me
Spray me with b.o.
Dunk me in a tank of my own sweat
Keep your sanitized products away from me
I am happy the way I smell
"No More Smokes"
I am smoking my last cigarette
Right now
Today I give them up
No more smokeys
No more cancer sticks
No more morning loogies the size of my fist
Bye bye nicotine
Sayonara tar
Good riddance
"Lie After Lie"
This lie
That lie
All lies
Your lie
My lie
All lies
No answers
No truths
Nothing to believe in
"Boneriffic"
Talking to you
Thinking about you
Uh oh-
I can't keep it down
Boing!
"Different"
The difference between
you and me is that
you like to eat carrots
and I like to punch
people in the nuts.
"My Butt Itches"
My butt itches
Just kidding
It feels just great!
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