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Cell Phones Are So Convenient
By Eamon Doyle
I.
Hey, girl!
Yeah, it's me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
He said *that?*
Omigod.
No. Way.
Hehehehehehehe!
Omigod, really?
O.K., well, I've gotta go...
I knooow, I love you too.
O.K.
See you then.
O.K.
Bye.
II.
Hi, Bill?
Steve.
I've got the Greeley account all set, and –
Yes, the files are all in order, and –
Hold on.
<poke poke>
<poke poke poke>
O.K., Bill?
Yeah.
My Palm says it's up an eighth.
Right.
Right.
Right, the Greeley files are all in order.
So I'll have them for you in the morning.
Right.
O.K.
Bye.
III.
HELLO?!
HELLO?!!
HI. I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU.
I SAID I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU!!!
WHAT?!
FINE, I'LL DO IT.
I SAID I'LL DO IT!!!
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!!!
O.K.
O.K.
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW. I LOVE YOU TOO.
I SAID I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
NEVER MIND!!! I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL!!!
FINE, I'LL DO IT!!! I'VE GOTTA GO!!!
O.K.!!!
BYE!!!
IV.
Grrrrr.
***
Kentucky
By Eamon Doyle
The Kentucky state quarter
has a horse on it.
It is true
that I know nothing about Kentucky;
nevertheless,
I must get to Kentucky
as soon as possible,
for the horse is supposed to represent Kentucky,
and I like horsies.
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