I'm sorry, but this is fucking hilarious.
http://www.eamon.de/guestbook.html
I'm really, really sorry -- I know it's been like seven months and this whole thing is played out -- but you just can NOT beat seeing your internationally successful doppelganger drooled over by the English-challenged.
I mean, take a gander at these recent entries in the gästebuch:
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You are the best of the best!!!!!!!! I love your music! In my mind, you are my coolboy no.1! Your voice is wonderfull! I'm waiting for you in Romania! Please write me soon.(if you will write)
Eamon you are so cool and sweet and perfect.We want to come in Bulgaria.We love you!!! :)
Hello Eamon,
i hope you read this! YOU ARE THE BEST! It will be very
nice, if you come to Germany(HALLE/SAALE or LEIPZIG). You
are sooo sweet. Ok.....I HOPE SO MUCH THAT WE SEE US IN
LEIPZIG OF A CONCERT...... PS. You´re first and second
single was perfect!
What's Up You....
i'm Vlorat from Kosovo Albanien and i must sey EAMON is a
king of HIPHOP hey EAMON you are the best.we Kosovo Love
You bayyyyyyyyyyy
hi eamon!!!!!
I love u!!!!!
I love your music to!!!!
I'm from Hungary.
Every Hungarian people love you!!!!!!
Your cd is VERY-VERY god!!!!!
KISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Bye
Eamon, You´re my Baby-Boy! Ithink, iwant a child from you!!!! Love you, my baby!
EAMON you are sooo great.Your music is the best of the World.EAMON I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY LIVE
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I really think that with a little work, we could make "In my mind, you are my coolboy no.1!" the new "All your base are belong to us."
Sadly, the groupies on the American Eamon messageboards are generally even less literate (e.g., "yo dis da hottiest song out thurr right now cummon n he looks so sexi!!!gos i wanna bang him till he dies luv ya Eamon"; yes, actual quote).
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