12/30/1998: [Re: In Defense] It's called the Brundle theorem!

Posted By: SayGoodbye2Hollywood


> note to scriptwriter: > next time, try a little something called "research." > Parasites have absolutely NO EFFECT on the genetic makeup > of their host. None. Zip. Nada.

Haven't you heard of the Brundle theorem?

It was pioneered by the fine folks of Brooksfilms and FOX in the FLY project.

As in, well, there's a little DNA here, a little DNA there...oh wow! we have all of this DNA floating around. It's like someone pissed into the vat of Budweiser again! Serve it all up anyhow, l,et it all sort itself out...somehow...

Like the bug-ridden teleportation pod they had to get it right. I mean, DNA separation is too damn hard! I mean, moving one DNA strand after another into separate piles from that big ol' pile of DNA?

I DARE you to state that I'm wrong in the cinematic scheme of things for more mogul milk money and the public willing to suck the teat.

As another sidenote, those containers with the failed versions of Micro$quish...err...Ripley doo have some passing fancy to those telepods. Not much...but look closely.

Dammit, you can't fault Hollywood for a propaganda tie-in. And, dammit, why didn't they have the FLY2 teleportation guru be at the helm of the genetics lab? Huh?

Oh yeah, no sequel to Alien3. Uh huh! Affirmative!

--Mark


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