01/12/01: Stupid DMV and drivers!!!

Posted By: Conqueror


Why does the California DMV have a test which gives you 3 chances in a year to pass 16 questions out of 32? Since when is 50% passing? It should be at a minimal of 22. and the test should have a limit of 2 takes! Actually how hard is it for someone to fail? You have all the answers in the road in front of you, you get a free DMV drivers book that tells you how it is! If the test level risen up to 22, California will have 10% less idiotic drivers.. but then since most of them are driving on suspended licenses due to driving mistakes it doesn't matter! What is it with stupid people lining up in DMV office for 1-2 hours to get a license then making a big ass complaint or joke about it. Hello, you can make an appointment! You just go in and leave within 15 minutes! Use the blinker on every turn MORON, even if you have a lane that has a big RIGHT OR LEFT TURN SIGN on the ground. The people in the other intersections DON'T SEE THAT! Same goes especially for stop signs! I just honk if I see a moron stop in front of me then when I think he's going to keep going straight he makes a left while I was about to go! What about parking. Some people when they parallel park, they're pretty good about it.. except some park just 3 inches away from a bumper.. come on little Honda Civic or monsterous Chrysler.. How are you or any other car parked near you get out safely without hitting the bumper? Did you think the BuMPEr was used for that fashion to bump around like some bumper car game!!! Give at least MINIMUM 18 INCHES. You can go a little less than that BUT no LESS THAN 12!!! or else if I see a strange dent in front bumper or back, i will use my KEY and scratch your window to let you know of the 1-3% less bumper strength it has caused me and increasing my injury rate 1% more!!! What about shopping mall assholes who like to park on the line limits or taking two spaces big ass stupid suv/truck mofo. i park way away from any stupid Camaro/Corvette owner since they got big ass doors with big ass owners who give little about other cars! Oh yeah and another thing, I almost ended up with an accident from a stupid woman who was rearing in front of me just to get a parking spot at a mall , and guess what she wasn't LOOKING BACK, I honked for 5 seconds and kept honking till she fucken stop, my two friends then opened the window on my instructions and FLUNG THE FUCKEN BIRDY! I don't care if she was backing up or whatever, if she was going to do that she'd give me a signal she was going to do that or something, but nah smart people just back up without turning head. What's up with teeny Honda Civics tailgating people? They're not the type who cares about the great gas mileage or great build of the car..the usual stupid teen with a rice rocket thinking he's real smart considering frontal impacts 50% will kill you more than a rear impact. I had a couple of them and I've seen a couple of them go down.. real bad.. it's always the compact cars that get fucked up a lot more than any other car.. they always underestimate that because they are smaller they can dart in and out a lot faster.. true.. but remember, you are smaller and there are rising numbers of even large monsters like the Chevy SubHuman, Toyota Landcrusher, Lincoln Terminator, Ford Execution, Honda Pissass...

What's up with people driving 65mph when it's raining? Man, they have no brains at all.. I enjoy them tailgating then passing to left lane then going in front of me braking real hard after they go 70 while I was going 60.. Remember, braking wastes gas IDIOT. Just because the highway may have little cars and you think it's alright to drive real fast at 70... try crashing on a ramp and see how much your car will protect you after you tried to make a tight turn. And turn your headlights on!!! because in the rain obviously it's HARDER for others to see you, especially while the wipers are going left and right in front of your face.

And stupid pedestrians, you do have right of ways in every traffic situation, but please remember you weigh 20 times less than a sedan, don't pull shit fucker! Like that stupid black dude who just ran across the street, damn if I hit that dude it'd be against him totally! What's up with Asian dudes and their Honda Civics/Acura Integras .. putting big ass spoilers and louder motor enhancements (louder not faster) .. It's just a phase, as soon as you turn 30 you'll look stupid in a "racing" Civic. You don't see BMW drivers putting stupid stickers or spoilers on their cars, THEY know their car is fast and handles well (too bad bmw drivers are fucken idiots too!!!) I 'm guessing that the Asian kid has rich stupid parents or the kid got scammed with a god-forbidden 4 year lease with 20% interest thinking he got a deal on the car with 200 bucks every month... remember 20% interest and 4 years dimwit!

What's up with Black or Mexican dudes driving 1970s-80s American ugly box cars (Cadillacs) They got a powerful motor.. but please those cars are an eyesore and they emit lots of pollution.... It's really too bad that the so called California Smog test was created just to make money not to save the environment. Check this out... my former Toyota Camry which was 10 years old scored 25 out of 140 MAXIMUM limit. But this is even more stupid.. an American 15 year old car that squirts out black smoke when it starts would get a score of 60 out of 140. The smog shit in California is just another thievery of the citizens. What about that law about lowest insurance liability? Personally I think it's a way for insurance companies to scope out the young people and rob them of money. I know I got ripped off. They made off with a thousand bucks from me and I got no accidents at all during my one year policy. Why don;t cops pull over stupid cars that have $500 speakers in a $1000 car? They create noise.. noise is pollution, it makes people insane.. look at me, I am the result of stupid gangbangers playing loud music, I wish I could be invisible and slash them all on their face to pay back the harm they done! Nothing more annoying that trying to relax at 10pm and then some ugly car roll by and stop with a huge bass booming like a large wave with people shouting in Ebonics or some punk ass with his car in front of my home blasting loud techno beats for no apparent reason! Obviously these people are similar to Apes in Africa, beating their chests loudly to show dominance in an area.

And what about those Redneck bastards with huge oversized tires on their heightened truck.. Yeah I'm a big bad ass..taller than anyone with gigantic wheels and a V8.. I can just make a turn here and there and no need to make blinker signs because I'm the big asshole on the road... and even though my big ass truck gets 10 miles per gallon, I pass the "environmental protection" smog check with a score of 50 out of 140! Muscle cars are pretty cool, but for some reason.. some idiot who likes to listen to loud music also likes to listen to their engine make a loud noise.. equaling to the roar of an airplane flying above.. except it's in front of your house.. hammering away like it was some gigantic 18wheeler truck. Fix your muffler punkass. People with Porsches or Rolls Royce know they have superior engines and etc etc.. I highly doubt they're going to 'showoff' their car and risk their $100k-200k cars in the process.

Vans, Trucks, Suvs (Non Compact) You guys are not meant to go fast like a regular car. Chill out and relax.. you got less worries of being killed so fucken chill out. If you were meant to go fast, you better tell 18wheeler trucks to drive 70mph freely and move in and out of traffic like they're the man.


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