06/09/98: With Cranky gone, I feel it quasi-appropriate to...

Posted By: K_Simpson


...To let you know about something. But first:

*WARNING* If you have an unusally low tolerance for spam in any form, despite the logistics of it actually being spam, which has never been a prerequisite to me being flamed despite this status, then proceed with caution. *WARNING*

With that out of the way, folks, I'd like to let you know I have a website. It's nowhere near the brilliance that is God's-- dah, I mean, er, Mr. Cranky's-- site, but it's still kinda worth checking out, if you like cynical, sarcastic movie reviews. Making it even more palatable is the design and layout, which is either a Cranky parody, or shameful ripoff, depending on your mood. I've reviewed all the flicks I've seen lately, and will be adding Truman Show and Sliding Doors reviews this weekend.

So, my delightful _homies_ (See? I'm hip!), point _yo_ browsers to: http://www.sb.net/ksimpson/mrblinky/

PLEASE do not be angry that this post is about a website. I don't think it's spam, but hey, to each their own-- don't get too pissed off. I mean, if I can't tell Cranky fans about my Cranky parody, who can I tell? This is all in good fun, so calm down, flamie persons. Ignore me, maybe I'll go away.

-Kevin Simpson
a.k.a. Mr. Blinky, who now Rates The Movies


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