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I say we go over there and kick a little 'Bourg ass.
I've compiled a short list of reasons why we should do this and do it now.
1. I feel I am in imanent danger from those Luxembourgians. In fact, I am just as scared of an attack by Luxembourg on American soil as I was from an attack by Iraq on American soil.
2. There is just as much real proof that Luxembourh has WMD as there was that Iraq had WMD.
3. Have you seen where this country is? It is smaller than Rhode Island, and it sits between Germany and France. Man! If you think they were pissed at us over Iraq, you haven't seen anything yet.
4. They are the only Duchy left on the planet. I'm sure there army (or police force or whatever) will fold faster than a cheap suit. There public will welcome their liberation and cheer us in the streets.
5. We need a foothold on Europe. Even a land-locked one will do for now.
6. Everybody knows the 'Bourg are EVIL. See Star Trek TNG.
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