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American Dreamz Caption Contest
Winner: yvr73
"Beavis and Butthead: The Later Years."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- I suspect Mr. Cranky was tired... Hamartoma
- Congrats, yvr73! Theodoric
- "I just pulled this out of my butt... and now I'm going to eat it!!!" vectorzero
- Is this a piece of your brain? Becky_Sharp
- It was Wednesday, he was wearing his cornflour blue tie. TMundo
- If Christies can auction antique porn ... beauregard
- And with this, no one will ever believe it's not butter again! Ha...ha ha foxjedi
- caption2 quibix
- caption quibix
- With Bush asleep at work again, Cheney plans a little practical joke... TMundo
- Cheney tests out his new nasal sex toy on an unsuspecting Bush. TMundo
- Bush closed his eyes and Cheney pick a man sized booger from his nose. TMundo
- I shall call him Mini-wee. TMundo
- 'The Dip Switch' . . . fellow_consumer
- "Dick, I'm not Catholic." MR_MUCUS.
- Bush was always befuddled by games of "got your nose". MR_MUCUS.
- "Ok Atomic Ant, you won. The city will build the new highway *around*... Tank Boy
- A little sneezing powder in the coke and Bush's mind was in Cheney's hands. fellow_consumer
- That 'voodoo' doll don't fool me Dick, your other hand is squeezing my nuts fellow_consumer
- "Wanna see what else comes out of my PEZ dispenser?" Flash M
- "I knotted the cherry stem in 8 seconds; beat that!" fellow_consumer
- "If something happens to me, sir, you always have Mini-Dick to run the show Parca_Mortem
- The weapon of mass destruction was a lot less impressive than it sounded. Parca_Mortem
- The GOOD news is I found a donor for your penis transplant... I_Hate_Movies
- He's hypnotizing Dennis Quaid with a corn nut. grraphicsgrrl
- "See this? This is how big your testicles are now." grraphicsgrrl
- "Would you star in another of my movies... for a Scooby Snack?" Senor Taco
- Dick Cheney shows off what little soul he has left Form-VII
- Caption: Take one of these and Helen Thomas looks hot. gumby
- I just traded the U.S. budget for this magic bean! TMundo
- "See son? I'm going to take this and have sex with your mother!" Hamartoma
- Top Picks scarlet_ohara
- Found it! That pubic louse that was giving you such an itch! faicoula
- "I had a full head of hair before I passed the kidney stone from hell" Devo
- "Heh-heh! Hey Butthead! The thingy fell off my barbie doll! Heh-heh!" TMundo
- I dunno what it is, but it came out of Hugh Grant, so WATCH OUT! Drew_Atreides
- "And with that Quaid and Dafoe joined Busey and Zane on the list..." MR_MUCUS
- "Mr. President... will you marry me?" KristinitaMaria
- Yep, just THIS much Coke made me ignore how bad this script is! Drew_Atreides
- A turd in the hand beats two in the bush white house. fellow_consumer
- "... and then I found this hanging off one of my butt hairs..." Flash M
- "My gallstone was bigger than yours!" Flash M
- Is THIS the card you picked? michael3b
- Willem Defoe returns as "My Favorite Martian" Bobo
- Quaid: "And your sure this will give me a career?" Grumpster01
- You said you wanted to try my dinner, heres something I saved just for you. Grumpster01
- "Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't." Mr_Nonsense
- You said you'd sell your soul for an animal cracker... scarlet_ohara
- While most would be content to just let it stay in the infant's mouth, Coaster
- Mr. President, we found the weapon of mass destruction scarlet_ohara
- Once attached, this clitoris will enhance my orgasms ten fold! miked423
- "With this I can turn Mr. Cranky into Mr. Smiley...forever!!!!" vectorzero
- My wife retrieved this good-as-new corn kernal you left yesterday. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Mr. Cranky starts giving prices for this contest. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Hey Butthead....hehehehe...let's go invade some country or something...hehe MR_MUCUS.
- "When you got ;em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow..." Heywood_JBlowme
- Man I never saw such a hig Sea Monkey in my life! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Do you really think Richard Gere would be tempted by such a small hamster? Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yes I have the bird shit to prove it! The Bird Flu can infect America too! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Precious.....My Precious!!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Doxidan...doxidan...when nature needs a helping hand. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Gotta boogie, gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off!! Xur
- "It's a suppository." Mr_Nonsense
- "You can hardly tell when I'm wearing it..." Mr_Nonsense
- I just won it off Ebay....don't you think this Frito looks just like Nixon? Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'll see your Rice Crispy Mr. President and raise you a Golden Graham! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- No....that can't be Keanu Reeves' buttplug. It's too small. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 2 million, or I show the public this life sized replica of your penis! Goldfish In The Toilet
- This is my last shred of dignity...and hell no Hollywood can't take it!<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- No Shit! Really I just pulled this AOL icon right off my monitor! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You haven't really ben bombed on tequila til you swallow the worm! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- *been Goldfish In The Toilet
- I found the bug that crawled up Hillary's ass and died Mr. President! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'm not just the MegaHairGrow Pill inventor, I'm also a user. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Quaid has his Jaws 3-D royalties hand-delivered. michael3b
- He was disappointed in his promotion considering he was working for peanuts www.piranhakeeper.com
- Teddy Ruxpin butt plugs??? I'm gonna be a billionaire! huh? huh? www.piranhakeeper.com
- I'm also going to market some as Barbie dildos too. Great idea, eh? eh? www.piranhakeeper.com
- I will make millions making Ken dolls anatomically correct! Great idea eh? www.piranhakeeper.com
- From the world's biggest asshole comes the world's tiniest dildo! Parca_Mortem
- "This must be the land of giant idiots," said Gulliver. TMundo
- Cheney shows Bush a shred of evidence for Iraqi WMDs. MR_MUCUS.
- Bush did not want to know where Dick got the replica of Condoleeza's clit. MR_MUCUS.
- Cheney had cut the coke with sneezing powder, and now ruled the free world. fellow_consumer
- The real 9/11 story comes out, well we won't be hung like THIS anymore. fellow_consumer
- Green Goblin "Hello my name is Doctor Greenthumb..." Wussy Prez:"Stop it!" sonofthedummy
- Dennis plays da fool as Dafoe plays the menace. fellow_consumer
- From then on, Scrooge gave each employee a ham as a Christmas bonus. MR_MUCUS.
- YES I have perefected it:: An 'Echo' & 'Klondike' post into one microchip! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Screw 'Double Jeapordy' here is the OJ DNA evidence we need! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- We invade Iraq and get that BOOGEYMAN before he gets us, huh George? fellow_consumer
- JUST a booger? I have a booger and eBay to thank for this house! fellow_consumer
- AHA! You were expecting I'd pull out a coin! fellow_consumer
- Sorry I didn't share the coke; have a booger. fellow_consumer
- "The president stares down the Lilliputian ambassador." MR_MUCUS
- "Willem Dafoe's Frank Perdue biopic was the rave at Cannes." MR_MUCUS
- Dick Cheney finds proof of WMD's. yvr73
- Beavis and Butthead the later years. yvr73
- "Here's Hollywood's last little bit of originality." MR_MUCUS
- "The next time your hamster poops on my bed, he's done for!" Flash M
- Christopher Lloyd for Contel gamerarocks
- It's called penis candy, you see you suck on it... The_Angry_Negro
- I stole the tape recorder from the man with the tape recorder up his nose. The_Angry_Negro
- White people and their penises. The_Angry_Negro
- I like to call him, The_Little_General. The_Angry_Negro
- "So you're telling me Martin Short has trapped in there since INNERSPACE?" Drew_Atreides
- Stop looking at my tie! Drew_Atreides
- "You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how..." Flash M
- Yup, Mr Quaid....this is what your career has come to... Draktyr
- "We found this in Sharon Stone's vagina!" MR_MUCUS
- DMDs-Dingleberries of Mass Destruction Sad Vlad
- "The latest anti-drug ads were particularly effective" M_H
- "Well it's snot mine!" MR_MUCUS
- "Wafer theen meent?" angus
- I'd like you to meet the little woman. JPBuckner
- Morton Downey Jr is less than impressed at Dubya's brain size gamerarocks
- When lawyers brag gamerarocks
- Widgets! The wave of the future! gamerarocks
- When they did George W. Bush's autopsy, this was all they found in his head Junk_Yard_Dog
- "You dick." bigtimslade
- "...all I'm saying is, if you're going to go prosthetic, why not bigger?" bigtimslade
- "They say that my heart grew three sizes that day. See?" bigtimslade
- " Using myself as the model I have created the worlds smallest vibrator" lisajb4
- "The REAL cousin Eddie shows Dennis something from his bellybutton" Dano
- "30 years later, Slugworth finally got his everlasting gobstopper" Dano
- You can call him.... Micro-Me tomservo
- "Dick Cheney gives away his last shread of humanity." Mr_Nonsense
- "When you get close to the Baron, bite down on this poison tooth..." Mr_Nonsense
- Say hello to my little friend! TMundo
- Pur this under your pillow and the Tooth Fairy will kick your ass! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Clinton says this stuff's pretty good," remarked Cheney. TMundo
- You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick dlew919
- Francis Dolarhyde shows Dennis something he found up his arse Junkyard_Kid
- This bean was a steal. I traded my Toyota Echo for it. Junk_Yard_Dog
- This little pill is what dreams made of. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Button, button, I got the button. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I found this in the Sonoran Desert. It's what set Carlos Casteneda free. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "The Wang Wedge is for male incontinence , it fits in the eye of the penis" Devo
- Fred didn't realise what John meant when he said he was a "head shrinker". MuhammadAus
- Anal Probe - Small & Effective. Also useful in senate estimates committees. MuhammadAus
- I'll give you a dollar if you stick this up your nose. KristinitaMaria
- I've been mining for this nugget for years! The_Little_General
- How long have you been saving up THAT booger? KristinitaMaria
- That's one impressive booger you got there! The_Little_General
- If Dennis' reaction was anything to go buy there really wasn't much of... Cannon_Fodder
- Twenty years later the Spiderman and the Green Goblin had less climactic ba npacknabar
- "This is the prototype appendage for the anatomically correct Ken doll" Devo
- "Lets just say your old man and I went through a lot to get this to you." Cannon_Fodder
- Got your nose! npacknabar
- I call it "Chia Hair" michael3b
- "Navin promises they'll never slip again!" Theodoric
- "Here's a little something I picked up on Ceti Alpha Five" Theodoric
- "And I won the 1956 Worlds Largest Bogey contest with this beauty" Devo
- Fred's detachable penis did not make the impression he had hoped. MR_MUCUS.
- You too can make millions by using tiny classified ads... MR_MUCUS.
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