"Dick Cheney gives away his last shread of humanity." Mr_Nonsense
"We found this in Sharon Stone's vagina!" MR_MUCUS (Eeeeewwww!!!)
Beavis and Butthead the later years. yvr73 (Original funny idea that was copied by several other posters)
When they did George W. Bush's autopsy, this was all they found in his head Junk_Yard_Dog
White people and their penises. The_Angry_Negro (I thought that was a myth??)
From the world's biggest asshole comes the world's tiniest dildo! Parca_Mortem
From then on, Scrooge gave each employee a ham as a Christmas bonus. MR_MUCUS.
"This is the prototype appendage for the anatomically correct Ken doll" Devo
Found it! That pubic louse that was giving you such an itch! faicoula
Yep, just THIS much Coke made me ignore how bad this script is! Drew_Atreides
My wife retrieved this good-as-new corn kernal you left yesterday. www.piranhakeeper.com
"This must be the land of giant idiots," said Gulliver. TMundo
You said you'd sell your soul for an animal cracker... scarlet_ohara
"Here's Hollywood's last little bit of originality." MR_MUCUS
"I had a full head of hair before I passed the kidney stone from hell" Devo
Honorable mention:
How long have you been saving up THAT booger? KristinitaMaria
That's one impressive booger you got there! The_Little_General (Both are similar so I thought I'd put you both in)
Man I never saw such a big Sea Monkey in my life! Goldfish In The Toilet
"The Wang Wedge is for male incontinence , it fits in the eye of the penis" Devo
Best Movie Reference:
"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show
you how deep the rabbit hole goes..." Flash M
Best Echo Reference:
This bean was a steal. I traded my Toyota Echo for it. Junk_Yard_Dog
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