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So, a frenchman, an englishman, and a newyorker are captured by cannibals. The chief cannibal tells them that they are going to be killed, and their skins will be used to make canoes(sp. I don't care.) The chief however gives them the choice of how they want to die. The frenchman says, "I will take ze sword." He takes it, says "viva la France!" And runs himself through.Next, the englishman says, "I will take the pistol." He says, "God save the Queen!" Then shoots himself in the head. Finally, the newyorker says, "Gimmie a fork." The chief cannibal thinks this is kind of odd, but gives him the fork anyway. The newyorker starts stabbing himself all over with the fork. The chief cannibal cries, "What are you doing?!" The newyorker screams, "So much for your fucking canoe!!!"
- for those of you who care, there will be no more dead baby jokes. Simply because they offend too many people (sorry D) See, I am nice, and I do consider others feelings. I know someone's going to make some smart ass remark and say something like, "no you don't! You suck!" But hey, this is crankyland, I can deal with it.
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