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Telephone psychic "Miss Cleo" draws death card by Lance Wilford
Overcome by incense fumes
2001.06.13
"Miss Cleo" - the Jamaican tarot card readin' telephone
psychic - crossed over to the other side today. The cause
of death is believed to be smoke inhalation. Cleo was
famous for burning incense while she pimped out advice to
gullible idiots. The carbon monoxide levels in Miss Cleo's
blood were fifteen times higher than a crack-whore. She was
pronounced dead on the scene.
Miss Cleo's popularity reached near-cult status as a result of her funny commercials which ran mostly during daytime fare such as Jerry Springer and Queen Latifah. Her specialty was informing callers of their partners' infidelities. Fortunately, her callers can still reach Miss Cleo with a ouija board (minus the $4.99 per minute charge.)
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Its a parody, but a real funny one.
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