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And I've seen some doozies. In a world where it seems that movies compete with each other to see which can be the most awful, this movie is king, far and away. 5 quick problems with this movie:
1. The snake doesn't look at all real.
2. The snake eats like 5 people in 2or 3 days or whatever. If a snake ever ate something the size of a human, he would go to sleep for about a month.
3. The snake moves at about 8,000 mph.
4. Ice Cube is in it. Ice Cube does for acting what Jennifer Lopez does for music. I hate it when celebrities think they are invincible and that they can expand to all kinds of different careers. Shaq cannot act or rap. Michael Jordan cannot play baseball. Jennifer Lopez does not make decent music. Ice Cube cannot act. Neither can Cindy Crawford. Or Jenny McCarthy. The fact that real actors and actresses are turned down for parts because a celebrity from another field decides that they want to give a shot at acting to me is absurd. But of course the idiots line up for it...
5. Speaking of Jennifer Lopez, she does not get naked in this move. The worst part is, even if she did, I'd still be complaining about the waste of my money this movie was...
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