04/18/98: This film is proof that Americans should not be allowed to make movies

Posted By: Cadaverous


I was subjected to this movie when some co-workers brought it around. Apparently their ten-year-old children thought it would be a good thing to watch, which proves exactly how stupid the censors' recommendations as to the age of the intended audience is. The ten-year-olds made more sense of this film than I certainly could. The horror of this movie lies not in the terrible 50-foot-long snake of the film but watching a bunch of Americans verbally masturbate for 90-odd minutes. Oh, and in case you have forgotten - Ice Crap, er... Cube can't act.


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