11/27/1998: The Big Big Snake

Posted By: Closet_Case


With all the money they had to dish out for a bunch of pimply-faced little snot fucks to sit around debating just how big they wanted their snake to be (paging Dr. Freud), they should have just used Mickey Rourke and been done with it. I don't think it would be much of a stretch for him to play a life-sucking snake. Despite all that, the cast was great. Ice Cube in the role that won him an oscar. And why not? If Will Smith can do it why not Ice Cube or Vanilla Ice, for that matter, or Ice T? And Jennifer Lopez? Boy, does she look hot. I just love it when a girl decides to leave her compact at home. Who needs it? Of course, then you've got to think of the humidity around there and the fact that their restrooms aren't furnished with working bidets. Ever get that not so fresh feeling? I'm more than sure she did. Oh! And, lest I forget, Jon Voight! Rosewood, Most Wanted, and Anaconda. Things are definitely looking up for the old man.


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