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An American Haunting Caption Contest
Winner: Goldfish In The Toilet
"It always happens the day after the warranty runs out."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Wooohooo! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Top Captions nickumoh
- When Sally Struthers goes High-Def. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Let's watch The Ring again; this Bell Witch got nothin' on the well bitch" fellow_consumer
- Sony's latest attempt to limit cd burring was the explode in your face cd Form-VII
- There, I just torched the Echo. Let us never speak of it again. <GES> Goldfish In The Toilet
- It always happens the day after the warranty runs out...<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Time Warner gets serious as hell about stealing cable. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The death of the last Sony Betamax. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- What should happen to every TV that is tuned in to 'American Idol'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Amish V-Chip in action. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Why the beta tests of 'Windows VISTA' aren't doing well. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Look boss! The Flame! nickumoh
- Indiana Jones 4: Finally the Ark is opened by a Rabbi. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Amish 'Matrix'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Orkin can run off termites, but they suck at fireflies. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- In the later years Harry and Hermione still made 'sparks'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Amish take on 'The DaVinci Code'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The death of Tinkerbell. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Tinkerbell on crystal meth. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- caption2 quibix
- caption quibix
- Dinner parties at Unabomber's home always ended awkwardly. Parca_Mortem
- ... and it was announced to Donald that he was carrying God's child. Parca_Mortem
- Travolta could destroy an entire planet by eating a single frozen burrito. angus
- Deleted belly button lint scene from Peter Jackson's 'King Kong'. Scumby
- I can't find any top 5 captions. Mr. C is on his own. MR_MUCUS
- I told you that chandelier was too big for this room scarlet_ohara
- What happened when Gandalf smoked a little too much of the Hobbit's weed. Cannon_Fodder
- The second appearance of the Burning Bush didn't get as much press... Drew_Atreides
- And Gandalf punished Merry and Pipen with his special Deliverence Fireworks scarlet_ohara
- Wow, Jebodiah! That was quite a fart! scarlet_ohara
- American Idol: Season 206 Flash M
- The ghost of Liberace got to keep his jewelry in the afterlife. Scumby
- Is it normal to have this "burning sensation in my balls" SPARGS
- An athlete on steroids I can understand, BUT TINKERBELL? Coaster
- Grandpa about to have a fatal hayfever attack. MuhammadAus
- OK, the tv is out of the bedroom first thing in the morning wcweaver
- "M. Night Shyamalan's Coccoon" Dano
- The Little House on the Prairie tries to 'jump the shark' in the episode www.piranhakeeper.com
- Just seeing his left testicle, they knew there was no logistical way to www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Oooooooooh" Oort
- How Amish couples add a little fire in their bedrooms. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The love making with food scene in the remake of 9 1/2 Weeks featuring www.piranhakeeper.com
- It's enough of an insult that I've found you with a sheep in our bedroom www.piranhakeeper.com
- I'm sure the price was good but the Costco cotton balls are just more than www.piranhakeeper.com
- Thus the Lord spoke: "I saw what you two were doing in that bed." michael3b
- "Wow, HD-TV really is all it was cracked up to be!" Dano
- Baa jukyboxy
- Why Richard Simmons should be kept away from time machines. Scumby
- "Who ya gonna telegraph?" MR_MUCUS
- "Damn Wallmart! I orderer a *plasma* TV, not an *ectoplasm* one!" Tank Boy
- Ma Bell started out with this lone smoke signal relay station. fellow_consumer
- How people entertained themselves before television. Cannon_Fodder
- Thomas Edison's prior experiment with the light bulb didn't go so well wdb1
- No, Grandpa! DVDs go in the DVD player. Food goes in the microwave. wdb1
- I told her God isn't real and she just exploded. wdb1
- On a rare acid trip, Syd Barret managed to escape to the past. wdb1
- How many times must I tell you, don't play with fire! Junk_Yard_Dog
- The earliest acid test provides cool sparkly visuals. wdb1
- Woman! Don't pick mushrooms from the cow pasture no more. wdb1
- Apple test-markets its new iSun star/mp3 player rainman76x
- "Charmander was tough, but he soon countered with Squirtle." MR_MUCUS
- Without indian outsourcing, there would be no Ma Bell communications empire fellow_consumer
- Caption:Well no wonder your gas bill is so high Yamato
- Grandpa! I told you to stop smoking while you are taking a crap! katgirl1
- Official prior caption homage thread fellow_consumer
- Whoa, that's a big one, get the jumbo flyswatter! Shelby001
- Just say no to fairy dust Shelby001
- I knew you were having an affair with Tinkerbell! Shelby001
- Captain Beerfart forgets his trout mask while performing "Old Fart At Play" fellow_consumer
- "What happened when the Coke can was put too close to the Pepsi can" Elwood83
- Read the warning label on Gary Busey forehead...Keep Away From Open Flames nickumoh
- Fart-fuelled self-immolation: Going out with a bang needn't blow yer budget fellow_consumer
- He who smelt it, dealt it, but he who lit it, bit it. fellow_consumer
- Death Star CGI looked great til Grandpa Lucas walked into the camera angle. nickumoh
- Grandpa clapped so hard, Tinker Bell was life-sized. JPBuckner
- "Harry, we get it, you can make a Patronus." "Enough Already" katgirl1
- Q: What goes "woof, woof, woof, BOOM!" A: A toy poodle in the microwave. CrazyEddy
- What happens to a Wookie when he rubs feet on carpet then grabs doorknob! nickumoh
- Warning: Never operate your Bluetooth near a microwave! nickumoh
- Now grandpa finally understood what bling-bling meant. TMundo
- "Lonestar, you're an honest to God prince!" TMundo
- "Light from yonder window breaks...and enters!" Mr_Nonsense
- Timmy never pulled grandpa's finger again CNYSkinFan
- Old man Sutherland really outdid himself with this year's Christmas lights. ben243243
- Katie's parents meet Tom's ego angus
- I think that dust bunny just hit critical mass I_Hate_Movies
- While the chicken is frying, lets take a second to talk about the salad. nickumoh
- Harry Potter should have known not to sneeze near his bag of pixie dust. nickumoh
- Madame Currie demonstrated her new-found abilities. Jung
- In Middle-earth, angeldust is made from real angels. nickumoh
- Pop Rocks: XTREME! Jung
- It was hard to play hand slapping songs with the apparition. TMundo
- That is the last time I put sparklers in the furnace. TMundo
- The three-way was aborted due to a defective glow-in-the-dark condom. Jung
- "Think happy thoughts!" said Tinkerbelle. TMundo
- My stars!! TMundo
- It's a large Dandilion Puff, make a wish! TMundo
- Who farted? TMundo
- "See! I told you that rye flour was moldy!" jwiede
- Time for Really Bad Captions. Mr_Nonsense
- "This what I get for marrying Carrie!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Hey, Tinkerbell, turn it down a notch!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Glitter 2" Mad-Ness_Monster
- "My God... it's full of *crappy effects!!!*" Mad-Ness_Monster
- Next year, I think we should skip the birthday candles. Jung
- I guess a microwaveable foil-flavored casserole wasn't such a good idea. Jung
- "This is much better then CATS. I'm going to watch this over and over..." vectorzero
- And the remaining 1% of home fires are caused cause some senile old moron gamerarocks
- It;s just past 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television gamerarocks
- What really happened to Santa Claus gamerarocks
- Introducting Sony Sparkle-vision gamerarocks
- Firefly orgies are fun for the whole family to watch gamerarocks
- Riff and Magenta: In Front of Golden Fireplace gamerarocks
- "The burning bush returns in 'The Next Ten Commandments'." MR_MUCUS
- "They learned the hard way; never buy cheap t.v.'s at Wal-Mart." MR_MUCUS
- Unfortunately 19th century nuclear fusion wasn't such a good idea... sonofthedummy
- "I guess that means we won't be watching '24' tonight..." sonofthedummy
- Don't worry darling; I'll keep the evil at bay with my Breeches of POWER! grraphicsgrrl
- Everybody sing: There's a light...over at the Frankenstein place... grraphicsgrrl
- Hey Sally? Sweetie, your dandruff is out of control. grraphicsgrrl
- "Dammit kids! No more smoking around grandpa when he's farting!" Parca_Mortem
- "How do you like your grandpa? Medium rare?" Flash M
- "Wow! This new Bose home theater is really amazing!" Flash M
- Raiden wins...FATALITY nickumoh
- Benjamin Franklin's early experiments with pot zdviegut
- A very angry Ryu fires a flaming ki ball projectile at old people. nickumoh
- Sparklers don't have the same effect anymore. church
- Aslan's Hairball In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Witches make good firewood. ben243243
- The world's first rave foam party. ben243243
- The couple who came to the costume party as foam took first prize. ben243243
- Did you add too much detergent again? ben243243
- Most would rather watch a huge cotton ball than another ep of American Idol Coaster
- You're looking right at it! They said not to look directly into it you fool ben243243
- Salem bonfires. ben243243
- Nikola Tesla shows off for the in-laws. ben243243
- I say, look at all that bling on that young man, I say! ben243243
- "Early American tanning beds" TragicallyHip
- Flame off, damnit... FLAME OFF!!! Devo
- captions dentalfoss
- "Holy Molely, look at the new fly zapper light those bastards up" Devo
- "You've put on a bit of weight Tinker Bell" Devo
- Tinker Bell grows up Devo
- Well Hotlips, Major Burns was warned not to light up near my still. fellow_consumer
- The burning bush comes to Moses. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Ghost Whispper ends it's 70 year run on a bright note. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Even in her elder years, Melinda Gordon urged people to step into the light Junk_Yard_Dog
- Another night at the Clauses. Junk_Yard_Dog
- An ageing Luke Skywalker was fascinated by the Light Side. Junk_Yard_Dog
- White fix big fire sit far. Indian fix lil fire sit close. Me, not a clue. wdb1
- "For the love of God, do you have to use that much lighter fluid?" wdb1
- "Please sir, I implore you, Tell your brother to quit lighting his farts." wdb1
- "Great, around here, even the St Elmo's fire looks Melanie Griffithgy." Cannon_Fodder
- In the director's cut, Neo also has the option of chosing a tablet of 'e'. nickumoh
- <every dumb fart lighting joke you can think of, applied pre-emptively> fellow_consumer
- Without shaving gel, the Gillette Fusion can cause 'minor' irretation. nickumoh
- Angels, like seagulls, don't take well to Alka-Seltzer. foxjedi
- Whoa!, Cheech was right man. Cowdung does make the gnarliest effect! GODkicksWICCA_sASS
- Gramp's DIY sun was a roaring success. Cannon_Fodder
- First, I couldn't believe it's not butter. Now I can't believe those... foxjedi
- God, that Mexican food really aggravates my bowels! Hamartoma
- "Goodness gracious me, what a mediocre ball of fire." Cannon_Fodder
- ...the 'logs' Granpa threw into the fireplace were actually Roman Candles. nickumoh
- "C'mon baby. Light my fire" Throwing_Muses
- "Oh God. That 'fruity' Lt. Sulu is coming back again!" nickumoh
- Another weekend ruined by mixed medications. foxjedi
- We have a dandelion problem, just admit it. foxjedi
- Ghost Busters the Flame Thrower! The kids love it. foxjedi
- Drunk and confused, Tinkerbell flys straight into a bug zapper. nickumoh
- (click to read) rainman76x
- What people stared at before TV was invented M_H
- "Way to start 'The Great Chicago Fire', honey!" rainman76x
- (Click to read) rainman76x
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