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Anger Management
Mr. Cranky's rating:
...a character that's part Dr. Phil, part Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds."
Adam Sandler is turning every movie he makes into a personal therapy session. If "Punch Drunk Love" didn't make you regret the invention of celluloid, this virtual retread surely will. Watching Sandler work out his problems on camera would be great if everybody in the world didn't already know he makes $20 million per film. Oh Adam, you have doubts about your manhood? Boo hoo. With that salary, you can hire Ron Jeremy to stand in for you.In "Punch Drunk Love," Sandler played a seemingly gentle guy whose anger was ready to boil over at any moment. In "Anger Management," Sandler plays Dave Buznik, a seemingly gentle guy whose anger is -- surprise! -- ready to boil over at any moment. After an episode on a plane, the court forces Dave into anger management sessions with the unconventional Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson). Nicholson utilizes the famed Chekhov acting method to bring us a character that's part Dr. Phil, part Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds." It really just looks like director Peter Segal laced the tip of one of Jack's cigars with some Ritalin and prodded him onto the set with a Taser. Marisa Tomei, who's fallen off the Oscar-winner's ladder of fame harder than a narcoleptic painter, plays Sandler's girlfriend. Yep, in Hollywood history, the pairing of Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler ranks right up there with the greats: James Woods and Sean Young, Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold, Turner and Hooch.
Was it really that bad?
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- Or... skilly
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- I believe the correct term... skilly
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- No purely capitalist economy exists, anyway. Theodoric
- I've-got-mine-s-fuck-you-conservatives everywhere want to know... mangy-ranger
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- Coaster... Slothrop
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- Hate_Guy is out of his mind. Homeboy
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- The Hate Guy I Agree With You Somewhat Dan_in_Cincinnati
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- Attack? Molly-Be-Damned
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- Molly War Should Be Avoided Dan_in_Cincinnati
- Clarification? mr_chainsmoker
- Some predictions for The Hate Guy Dan_in_Cincinnati
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- Dan... The_Hate_Guy
- I agree... mr_chainsmoker
- The_Hate_Guy admits I'm right. Xur
- And, I'd still like to know... Xur
- OSAMA'S IN MY BASEMENT. Becky_Sharp
- BECKY_SHARP IS A TERRORIST Xur
- I AM A TERRORIST HARBORING OSAMA IN MY PANTRY. Becky_Sharp
- Oh, I'm sorry Xur, let me respond to all of your relevant points... The_Hate_Guy
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- ARE YOU CALLING ME A SHODDY TERRORIST? Becky_Sharp
- YES. Xur
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE MOVED HIM BACK TO THE PANTRY. Prince_Mongo
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- And... skilly
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- Hate Guy Some of Your Points Are Just Wrong Dan_in_Cincinnati
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- Okay, then. skilly
- Kosovo vs Iraq. Which is worse? 0b1knob
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- Dan Becky_Sharp
- I WIN THE SASH. TCP
- Becky the Neo-Conservatives and Christian Conservatives Are Colonialists Dan_in_Cincinnati
- Yeah, about the Holocaust... mr_chainsmoker
- You're a fuckin' idiot, mr.polesmoker... The_Hate_Guy
- The Hate Guy Dan_in_Cincinnati
- Legality and shit for Dan... The_Hate_Guy
- ug Ex_Virgin
- Becky Ex_Virgin
- Dan - damn near instance of "Milosevic" could be replaced by... TheWreck
- Um, that's "...damn near every instance..." <nt> TheWreck
- The War Is Over and the Bushies Don't Know What To Do With the Peace Dan_in_Cincinnati
- Ooh scary... mr_chainsmoker
- I'm only a LITTLE more optimistic that you are about the reconstruction... TheWreck
- If Hate_Guy isn't inherently emotionally charged... skilly
- Sorry... mr_chainsmoker
- How about it... mr_chainsmoker
- A couple of points Molly-Be-Damned
- That's a good point. skilly
- skilly & Molly Homeboy
- War is not good! The_Hate_Guy
- Whoever said "War IS Good"? Homeboy
- According to the resolutions after Gulf War I, Iraq HAD to prove... TheWreck
- "Why was there ZERO uproar..." Wulfgar
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- aaaarrrrghh! archivist
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- Drew-- Some fantasy moves.. Uber
- John Doe: What is the best way to track down/locate an ex-girlfriend?? Uber
- John Doe endorses the following website Conqueror_TX
- Brief reviews of some movies... MR_MUCUS
- "Good" is not a term I'd apply to Ghosts of Mars... ModernRonin
- Eh, i don't understand the hate Drew_Atreides
- Oh, and concerning "Daredevil" Drew_Atreides
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- Drew Ex_Virgin
- Not Another Teen Movie Hellbilly
- “I'm not even a big western fan …” Coaster
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- oh dear god... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Woods kicks ass Theodoric
- Welcome to the shunned, MEB (and Madness) Drew_Atreides
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- Okay.. i'll give you that.. Drew_Atreides
- Mars movies Maniac-Cop
- Well, I don't worship Kubrick,... Theodoric
- The difference Maniac-Cop
- Hmm... I never looked at it that way. Theodoric
- Let's not forget Mars Attacks! M_H
- Yeah, M_H, "Mars Attacks!" was pretty good Drew_Atreides
- Mars Attacks! rules Maniac-Cop
- That one's on the list, MC Drew_Atreides
- Savage Steve??? Mad-Ness_Monster
- Ghosts of Mars was an okay B-movie MR_MUCUS
- I made you a special dinner, Nessie Theodoric
- So i'm sitting there watching "Major League" Drew_Atreides
- POLL: What should the Iraqi Minister of Information do now? Xur
- "Anger Management" Fucking SUCKS!!! Ex_Virgin
- Bored, drunk... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Drew, just saw the Marlins whup Atlanta tonight Uber
- ANTI-RAVE Act is Stupid. What do you think clubbers? John_Doe
- I'm still alive, yo. Eamon
- Gawd my nite sucked!!!!! whack_chick
- John Doe sends resume to Iraqi gov't to be next Information Minister. John_Doe
- Decide the fate of Nessie's lame message boards! the headache-prone Mad-Ness_Monster
- have you hugged your mortician today? mia_wallace
- It's A Feel Good War. liquid-sunshine
- if I was a writer on "ED" miss_enthropic_bitch
- What Happend To WMDs? liquid-sunshine
- test Toady
- Wanna know which video game review sites suck? ModernRonin
- I've turned to the dark side Drew_Atreides
- Just saw City of God.. Bickle
- Indian government contemplates pre-emptive strike on Pakistan Theodoric
- Screw you guys, I'm off to Mexico Hellbilly
- IT"S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!! whack_chick
- Bush's attempt relax "dolphin safe tuna" labels barred Theodoric
- So, who'd like to kick Dr. Phil's ass? Theodoric
- flashlite brett
- Becky a review for us Critico
- Steve Miller sings... DrakeTimbershaft
- This may be the first funny movie Adam Sandler has made. sprinkles
- Throwing Muses is last seen sucking on church's cock. John_Doe
- Conqueror to appear live at 1015 with DJ Icey John_Doe
- It's time for the annual "Bash me because I'm a red wings fan." TwistedTenacity
- Look folks, I'm still at work miss_enthropic_bitch
- Look Back in Anger Management Theodoric
- An Impotent Message NoTimeToYodel
- Anger Poll The_Innocent_Bystander
- How to take a Shit, The Proper Way. [repost due to new forums, comments 2] John_Doe
- It took Janet Reno 55 days Spanky
- Looting in Iraq Spanky
- Anger management, time management... miss_enthropic_bitch
- personal pages kiss_the_archivist
- forums 1/2 kiss_the_archivist
- <ahem> - Cranky? daz
- Life is like wiping your ass, daz
- Holy shit Scroticus
- secondies Spanky
- Firsties? Uber
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