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Apocalypto Caption Contest
Winner: gamerarocks
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Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- "Wheel! Of! FORTUNE!" Neurotic_Chap
- Outrage erupts among the Mayans at Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction'. Neurotic_Chap
- "WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD!" Neurotic_Chap
- The cannibal food fight got bad when Zero Wolf got hit with a pair of balls nickumoh
- Mayans take the wave very seriously. ben243243
- That's a SHIT call, Ref! michael3b
- ...Tres...Dos...Uno...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! nickumoh
- Redskin fans can't believe the ref blew the call on that play. Scumby
- ". . .LESS FILLING!" Robot Monster
- Carrot Top announces South American Comedy Tour! Robot Monster
- King Kong vs. Godzilla Uncut: Featuring the long lost "Rochambo" sequence! Robot Monster
- obama visits new hampshire tanstaafl
- Put your arms up now! It's fun to stay at the Y... M C A! DeepPurple
- Adopt me Madonna, adopt me! DeepPurple
- In the interest of political correctness, Mel Gibson remade the passion to www.piranhakeeper.com
- Mel Gibson remade the Passion to blame Brown Skin Savage Native Americans www.piranhakeeper.com
- Apocalypto NOW! www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Damn you, Gibson!!" Neurotic_Chap
- "NOOO!!! What do you mean we lost the annual Sacrificial Games?!" Neurotic_Chap
- Too bad the rights to Neil Diamond's "Turn on Your Heart Light" cost too... foxjedi
- Britney Spears' snatch isn't always a welcome sight. foxjedi
- Gibson funds a revival of "Jesus Christ Super Star" as part of his apology RogueDragon
- It soon became apparent that none of them know how the Hokey Pokey went. ben243243
- The natives pleaded to Angelina Jolie to adopt their kids, too. Mr_Nonsense
- "Central American Idol's audience demanded the sacrifice of Paula Adbul." Mr_Nonsense
- Mel Gibson's self-torture fetish strikes again as Mayans beg to be peed on ojako
- "They just couldn't believe the Redskins called a draw play on 3rd and 12." Dano
- Steve Irwin's death hit the Mayans particularly hard. Scumby
- "Pick mine!" the fans screamed as Mr. Cranky made his decision Fritz the Cat
- The crowd couldn't distract the player from making the winning free throw. nickumoh
- At the Homosexual Mayan Convention, Paul Bunyan made a naked appearance. Fritz the Cat
- Ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabangbang! ben243243
- The favorite part of ancient Mayan baseball games was the YMCA dance Elwood83
- The crowd hated when the comedian did his "You Know You're a Mayan" bit. nickumoh
- The tribe implored the constipation god to lift his curse upon them. Scumby
- The Gecko statue decreed that all images of talking Chihuahuas be destroyed nickumoh
- Apocalypto 2: Electric Boogaloo. Cannon_Fodder
- "Fame!... I'm gonna live forever..." vidboyx
- "Gods, accept our sacrifice of assorted Tina Turner weaves!" vidboyx
- "I'm afraid the 'Temple of Doom' royalties have finally dried up." vidboyx
- When Brad and Jen broke up. MuhammadAus
- Hear our cries, Oh Mighty Mel. Why must we read your movies? peonjohn
- Its Just A Jump To the Left......And A Step to the Right... Terminal_Boredom
- At least it was better than Christmas at the in-laws dlew919
- "John Tesh on the sound system? 'Oh dead God, make it stop!" CrazyEddy
- The sheer terror of Brittany, Paris, and Lindsay all unskirting firecrotch. CrazyEddy
- Simply too many undocumented workers sought jobs in the 7-11 parking lot. CrazyEddy
- "...I haven't been in a crowd like this since i went to see The Who..." gamerarocks
- Discovery Channel presents--Hidden History: The Mayan Musicals rainman76x
- And the crowd for Central America's Funniest Home Sacrifices' still laughed MR_MUCUS
- Even after ushering in a new stone age, the people still loved Chavez. MR_MUCUS
- CNN catches local reaction to the Richard Hatch verdict gamerarocks
- Hillary's announcement that she would run in 2008 was met with mixed Elwood83
- The audience at Kevin Federline's concert pray for deliverance Elwood83
- A typical Sunday morning at Warren Jeffs' house Elwood83
- The real reason the Mayan's were destroyed..Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals JPBuckner
- Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Loin-cloth JPBuckner
- The people rejoiced when they learned there would not be a "Kangaroo Jack 2 Elwood83
- When Axl Rose's ancestor came on stage, then the show really started Elwood83
- Ancient Mayan NASCAR Elwood83
- Awestruck paparazzi go nuts at Lindsay Lohan upskirt firecrotch sightings. CrazyEddy
- Constipated Ocelot finally convinced the entire tribe to help him ask... Heywood_JBlowme
- The Mayan's interpretation of "Oliver!" really came to life when they sang MondoRick
- An impromptu sing-along of 'Maya Sharona' JPBuckner
- While visiting with Mel on the crane, Brittney lamented going commando JPBuckner
- The Greatful Dead's first concert was a huge success JPBuckner
- Sssh, it's just a model. JPBuckner
- George Romero would later regret having open auditions for zombie extras. MR_MUCUS
- "The extended drum solo always got the fans excited." MR_MUCUS
- "Some Michigan fans still haven't gotten over Bo Schembechler's death." MR_MUCUS
- San Diego State's decision didn't go over well with the crowd gamerarocks
- Apocalypto Burning gamerarocks
- FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! gamerarocks
- Tomorrow Morrow Land, twenty years later gamerarocks
- Some begged for Imodium others for Pepto-Bismol but most yearned for death OscarTamerz
- The old Mayan wedding tradition of tossing a severed head nickumoh
- We see that Montezuma's revenge actually started well before Montezuma. OscarTamerz
- "Who wants Ovaltine?!" nickumoh
- The cult of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter takes its toll on virgins. foxjedi
- When Mel Gibson shouted that the Jews started WWII, the crowd went wild... vectorzero
- David Hasslehoff finally finds fans for his next concert. vectorzero
- Clouds shaped like penises don't come along very often. ben243243
- "If they really want beads, the ladies better start showing some boobage!" Mr_Nonsense
- The Amazonian tribe put on its own production of Cats. Scumby
- Throw your hands in the air, wave ‘em like you jus' don’t care… SPARGS
- This year's winter fashion line is announced: Brown is the new black SPARGS
- American Idol 4 Redonkulus
- Showtime at the Apcolypto nickumoh
- Just when the scene seemed believable, the chieftain whips out an Ipod Nano nickumoh
- A statue surprisingly similar to Harry Belafonte caused record sacrifices. nickumoh
- "Evita! Evita!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Deal or No Deal" is the latest Mayan craze! HicksRollsInGrave
- "SELL, SELL, SELL!" nickumoh
- Native cast members had a hard time not worshiping the cappuccino machine. nickumoh
- Historical proof that "Jazz Hands" did not originate in Hollywood. nickumoh
- The worst weapon ancient Mayan culture brought the world was Showtunes. nickumoh
- Congressional Republicans did not respond well to their loss. Krakes
- Mel Gibson's Oscar acceptance speach was not the hit he thought it would be CNYSkinFan
- Nobody in the crowd could believe the referee's decision. Cannon_Fodder
- Human sacrifice is really a spectator sport. Cannon_Fodder
- Mel Gibson shows what the Jews are really like. Cannon_Fodder
- Monty Hall knew it would be a long day when all of the contestants showed IMUSTBECRAZY
- Mayans continue to pray there will be no "Waterworld" sequel. tolian49
- "The Mayans just would not do 'The Macerena'." sonofthedummy
- "The crowd at the next NY Knicks home game." sonofthedummy
- "Crankyland can't believe he's used "The Nuke" so close to the holidays." sonofthedummy
- "What "Return of the Jedi's" Ewoks should've looked like." sonofthedummy
- "Deal or No Deal does well in the Native village ratings market." sonofthedummy
- The crowd at Burning Man '07 learns that Kenny G is performing tonight. sonofthedummy
- "I hold in my hand our last roll of toilet paper. Who is worthy?" IMUSTBECRAZY
- Mayan tourists at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. ben243243
- The crowd is told Shatner missed his connecting flight mojito
- The verdict is read at the OJ trial mojito
- Best Buy runs out of PS3 game consoles mojito
- October 2008 - Local residents cry as the Mexico City Raiders fall to 0-5 pacati
- The tribe trembles at the arrival of Constipata, the constipation god. die maus
- When the local populace began to worship him the moment he stepped... ben243243
- News of Menudo's reunion spread fast. ben243243
- "We pray to our God 'Gibson' to help us defeat the evil tribe of Jews" Devo
- Some parts of New Orleans are still waiting on FEMA. ben243243
- Mayans dance the Apocalypso. ben243243
- Even back then, Mardi Gras brought out all the idiots. ben243243
- Who knew that they would turn out to be huge Shaquille O'Neal fans? Scumby
- "Their civilization would live on as a trendy girl's name." Mr_Nonsense
- "Human sacrifice, dogs and cat living together, mass hysteria!" Mr_Nonsense
- "When Celine started to sing 'My Hear Will Go On', the crowd lost it." Mr_Nonsense
- Sadly, National Geographic would never find their villiage. yvr73
- The crowd goes wild at the meating Rajah
- Give us Gibson's heart! Rajah
- The situation has deteriorated rapidly in Fiji. Cannon_Fodder
- The SugarTit tribe greet their lord and master Senior Gibson. Nathan_Jr
- Mel Gibson's Ping Pong show didn't go down too well with the tribe. Nathan_Jr
- "1-2-3-4, let's do the Apocalypto!" Cannon_Fodder
- "He's one of us, he's one of the famileee!" Cannon_Fodder
- A meeting of over-actors anonymous. Cannon_Fodder
- The crowds see Mel Gibson approaching. Cannon_Fodder
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