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A Scanner Darkly Caption Contest
Winner: rainman76x
(Please note the lack of "thought bubbles".)
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- whooooaaaa.... absolutezero1287
- The animators were too stupid to edit out the movie camera's reflection... Oort
- The Keanona vs. Winonu argument boils over. foxjedi
- Ryder moves on to carjacking -- Reeves isn't surprised. vectorzero
- "No I wont wear a rubber, my penis will disappear" JELLYFISH
- "Dude we should have got out of the car while they pimped our ride". JELLYFISH
- My Top Ten Zingers of the week foxjedi
- If we took my Jag we would have been there hours ago. Stupid Toyota Echo foxjedi
- what a dummy AZMB
- My last girlfriend had a weird fascination with mailboxes so I dumped her aaa123
- Ben's Pulchritudinous Ten ben243243
- The freon fumes leaking from the AC vents kept them 'cool'. ben243243
- He got an uneasy feeling from the way she sang “Dude looks like a lady” Jynxx
- Irrefutable proof that her shoplifting “incident” was in fact premeditated Jynxx
- You let SpongeBob SquarePants do WHAT to you? I_Hate_Movies
- Winona - "Yeah, that was me. I farted." Keanu - "It smells like roses!" Cranky Cow
- are your boobs all patchy like that too? noodles
- Anybody ever tell you, your side mirror is fucking HUGE noodles
- Dude, what's with you hair? noodles
- Are you starting to feel it? dead_man_walkin
- "None of this is real, so technically, you'll still be a virgin." Oort
- Did I ever tell you that I am in the band Wyld Stallions? pdxgeek
- So now that you're not my step-mom or bills step mom... will you marry me? pdxgeek
- "Whoah, I totally rocked this caption contest on the supernet today!" pdxgeek
- After finally revealing his true love was actually for another man, cat butt
- Although being animated was “cool” Keanu admits that Jynxx
- "Winona was strangely proud of her diaphragm." Jynxx
- Version 1.0 of the Matrix didn't fool any of its human prisoners. Scumby
- Come on honey, how about a toon blowjob? whysoitenley
- not to stick post-its on the headliner? ben243243
- not to drive into Toon Town? ben243243
- Did I ever tell you... ben243243
- I just saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Cranky Cow
- "Now if they just animated some box office receipts." Mr_Nonsense
- "Dude, you're giving me a full on Cartoon chubby!" pdxgeek
- "Okay, now the bulge in your pants is getting TOO big..." Dano
- Keanu noticed Winona's lips were inflated to the Jolie standard 30 psi rainman76x
- Animated by Microsoft PaintByNumbers version 1.0 (tm). TheWreck
- Have you ever considered investing with Schwab? Scumby
- Always be on the lookout for zombie Jiminy Crickets in this part of town. Scumby
- She loved his Redd Foxx impression; he loved her tits; and the Phantasm... michael3b
- The Phantasm ball went uncredited. michael3b
- 50 bucks and I'll do whatever you want. But a rotoscope'll cost you extra. michael3b
- What happens when you hire Andy Warhol as set decorator. ben243243
- Wait....where did the blue pill go? It was just here. I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- Winona driver. Cannon_Fodder
- The botox in her lips made for great oracle sex. gumby
- "Winona, these special effects make you look surpisingly less skanky." CrazyEddy
- If you've got the time, I've got the primer. roostur
- Maybe she's born with it...Maybe it's Dutch Boy. roostur
- Ted Turner unveils Technicolor-by-Numbers. roostur
- Based a Hentai cartoon, filmed as a live action porno, redrawn by animators Scumby
- Animators were able to make Keanu Reeves seem lifelike. Scumby
- Okay, Mulder, But I'm warning you if this is monkey pee you're on your own. LastActionTubby
- "....and the police are still looking for me." nomadd
- "What'd you just call me?" nomadd
- "Wow, that's all you?" "Yep." "Drive faster." nomadd
- "Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you Winona" nomadd
- "So then i said, thats no 10 year old, thats my wife!" nomadd
- "Ok, Can you feel this?" "Not while i'm driving!" nomadd
- Trailer for "Family Ties-The Movie" Yamato
- His acting matching his movies:Keanu Reeves is 2 dimensional Yamato
- Do animated characters dream of Keanu Reeves? Mister_Hoobody
- In a million years, aliens are gonna dig this up and think it's the key to Drew_Atreides
- Keanu was hospitalized after near fatal attempts to emote rainman76x
- Winona proves far more adept at stealing scenes than clothing rainman76x
- Nominated for an Academy Award for "Best Makeup". Scumby
- Bill and Ted's Trannie Tour was never released. Scumby
- "Baby, you shop lifted my heart." Cannon_Fodder
- "Hey Keanu, stop staring at my pixels." Cannon_Fodder
- Keanu also wonders if the nude scene is real. Squishy
- Due to bad acting,we said Keanu belonged in a CELL not belonged in a CEL www.piranhakeeper.com
- Grand Theft Auto Hollywood features not only the voices but images of www.piranhakeeper.com
- "We'll kick back, drink some tequila, pop a few oxys, and see what we can.. SenecaDoane
- "I paid for a Ryder rental, but this isn't quite what I thought ." MR_MUCUS
- "Being Keanu Reeves" video game ranks below "Tony Danza Putting Challenge." nickumoh
- The most animated Keanu and Winona have ever been quipster
- Paint By Number from Hell quipster
- Mental Note: Don't let Spielberg Co-Produce any more episodes of South Park nickumoh
- You know, I've always wanted to dabble in watercolors. JPBuckner
- Wynona, you shoplifted real life out of the picture again, didn't you? JPBuckner
- I'm not a bad actor, I'm just drawn that way. JPBuckner
- That singing chimney sweep sure can draw... ben243243
- "These 'schrooms must be kickin in. Everythings starting to look animated." nickumoh
- If I don't find a bathroom soon, I'll pee myself and make my colors run Hamartoma
- Heyyyy Dude....you're even dumber in Cartoon form whysoitenley
- (Please note the lack of "thought bubbles") rainman76x
- Woah, I know Cartoons! Nathan_Jr
- As the production staff eventually learned, nothing could animate Keanu rainman76x
- Keanu proves that "I know kung fu" works as a pickup line. angus
- Sparks flew once the conversation turned to hemroid creme. foxjedi
- I know where a film critic lives, want to go take a dump on his lawn? foxjedi
- Using animation for hair and makeup commercials proved to be ineffective Jynxx
- The real reason this movie is animated is to cover up Ryder's unibrow. foxjedi
- Ryder, we're going to use Shannon Tweed as your body double. OK with that? foxjedi
- "She's desperate enough to show her breasts now...Did I say that out loud?" foxjedi
- For the animated Matrix series there were some subtle changes to Morpheus. Nathan_Jr
- Oh wow! Deja vu. Nathan_Jr
- Woah, did you see the trippy airbag this car has? Nathan_Jr
- "I know you farted, I can see the gas" Jynxx
- Woah...an opium den is a great idea for a first date. foxjedi
- Oddly enough, animated Keanu seemed more life-like than the real thing. ROTJob
- "You need to cut down on the makeup. Your face looks completely drawn in." nickumoh
- Re-Animator 5: Keanu Reeves acting classes CNYSkinFan
- Even after the "Squeegee Man" got in her car, she wouldn't make eye contact nickumoh
- You sure got a purdy mouth scarlet_ohara
- "That thing I did last night. When I called you Morpheus. Total accident." nickumoh
- "So where do you want to go? Excellent Adventure or Bogus Journey?” nickumoh
- Neo: "But I don't wanna go shoplifting at Bergdorf Goodmans!" sonofthedummy
- Seriously, the Mullet is back "IN" scarlet_ohara
- How American artists attempt to create Anime scarlet_ohara
- Loreal's multi-tonal color strikes again scarlet_ohara
- Have you ever seen Cartoon Winona naked? Scumby
- "It's no problem--I can draw it as big as you like." Scumby
- "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Scumby
- Ass can her DORKley scarlet_ohara
- Re-make of A-Ha's "Take on Me" is far crappier than original scarlet_ohara
- We drove off a cliff 3 minutes ago, but as long as we don't look down... ben243243
- Whoever drew your breasts did a GREAT job! ben243243
- ...and the black baby is really this midget thief and.... ben243243
- The red pill's pretty good ain't it? ben243243
- I have a magic marker in my pocket. Wanna get freaky? ben243243
- You've never taken Meth before have you? ben243243
- "You know what? Your lips DO look like Melanie Griffith..." hotkarl
- When's the last time you trimmed your nose hair?" JELLYFISH
- 'Nice to see a Philip K. Dick story Anime style' Mister_Hoobody
- "Ted ditched Bill for his own excellent adventure." Mr_Nonsense
- "Barely Cool World" Mr_Nonsense
- I don't know about you, but I always wanted to play a Dick character. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Why is it everytime we go somewhere, you have to shoplift?" Mr_Nonsense
- This chick is gonna ask for my number. Come inTank, I'm gonna need an exit! Nathan_Jr
- So, shaded cell animation..... didn't see that one coming. Nathan_Jr
- Finally, Keanu gives an animated performance. dlew919
- Okay, what exactly is the point of us being animated? Rajah
- Woah, who ate all my cheap speed? Nathan_Jr
- Speed: The Animated Series Nathan_Jr
- "I wish you'd stop wearing that cheap make-up it just gets everywhere!" JELLYFISH
- Paintball drive-by JELLYFISH
- Keanu finally finds some depth. yvr73
- One day Pixar will replace actors with pastel-coloured slides & voice overs MuhammadAus
- Keanu just can't feel Driving Excitement in the passenger seat gamerarocks
- Thelma and Ted gamerarocks
- "The dangers of too much Botox." lost_cause
- At least someone was having fun driving over cats gamerarocks
- Duuude, you're not Bill gamerarocks
- Just the two of us, driving Buicks in the sky, just the two of us, you 'n I gamerarocks
- Ted Theodore Smack Addict angus
- DaVinci also put Mary Magdalene in his "Jesus's last drive" painting. Yamato
- "Even in cartoon form, I can't act." angus
- I guess we've been together for a million year, and I guess we'll be... Yamato
- The rarely seen, "Young Beared Elvis on black velvet" Yamato
- Matrix 4: Watercolour World M_H
- "Are you sure that being animated is the latest fad?" The_Innocent_Bystander
- "Keanu gets Scanned Darkly into a weird yet independent film." The_Innocent_Bystander
- "Who needs live actors just when you can animate Keanu..." The_Innocent_Bystander
- "Even Keanu is stiff as an animated character." The_Innocent_Bystander
- "Whoa! We are cartoons! Whoa!" The_Innocent_Bystander
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