07/25/06: My Top Ten Zingers of the week

Posted by: foxjedi


"Barely Cool World" Mr_Nonsense

Re-make of A-Ha's "Take on Me" is far crappier than original scarlet_ohara

"That thing I did last night. When I called you Morpheus. Total accident." Nickumoh

"Being Keanu Reeves" video game ranks below "Tony Danza Putting Challenge." Nickumoh

"I paid for a Ryder rental, but this isn't quite what I thought." MR_MUCUS

Winona proves far more adept at stealing scenes than clothing rainman76x

Animators were able to make Keanu Reeves seem lifelike. Scumby

Keanu noticed Winona's lips were inflated to the Jolie standard 30 psi rainman76x

After finally revealing his true love was actually for another man, Keanu found her relief confusing and completely unsupportive. cat butt

He got an uneasy feeling from the way she sang “Dude looks like a lady” Jynxx

I can't figure out what to make of that shiny thing.


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