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The Assassination of Jesse James Caption Contest
Winner: Yamato
"I found a way to 'quit' you!!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- "Little Bath House on the Prairie's shocking season finale." Mr_Nonsense
- "I guess neither of our mamas taught us that its not polite to point." nickumoh
- gun love... audymurphy
- Mother, may I sleep with danger? Rudy Gallant
- Top (Bust a') Captions nickumoh
- "Would you like to join my gang?" Scumby
- Rubbing one out in the tub was about to take on new meaning. nickumoh
- Bloodbath & Beyond nickumoh
- Adolf Hitler in the wild west stationkj
- "If I hear one more horse whisperer crack outta you, boy..." stationkj
- Richard Simmons strikes again stationkj
- "Surpise! Buttsecs!" bbb123
- "Hey, can I get a little privacy?" Scumby
- "Tom Selleck stars in 'The Scrubetts'" Mr_Nonsense
- "Rob a dub, dub..." Mr_Nonsense
- You didn't get behind your ears, did you? convenor
- "Sing that Spongebob theme one more time, and I'll f@#*ing kill you!" Oort
- Get the fuck out of the horse trough, dumbass! Rudy Gallant
- You lied to me! You said Russell Crowe was in this one! Rudy Gallant
- The Jesse James Gang Bang Rudy Gallant
- "Technology gives us our first view of Brad Pitt's subconscious." Bobo
- Jesse ponders the odds of surviving two 'Texas Twisters' in one day. fellow_consumer
- Gay movie title: The Ass-ass nation of Jesse James nickumoh
- Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition SPARGS
- "Oops, it WAS a gun in your pocket..." Scumby
- "I'm rubber, you're glue..." eezy_squeezy
- A young Saddam takes control of the Baath party gamerarocks
- "Does my gun barrel look clean to you?" eezy_squeezy
- Caption eezy_squeezy
- Why Jesse James was also known as "The Ass Bandit" MuhammadAus
- Your ears are still dirty! Rudy Gallant
- Now I know you didn't just use the last bit of Head and Shoulders! Rudy Gallant
- No one spanks the monkey in Amish Land. MuhammadAus
- No one spanks the money in Amish Land. MuhammadAus
- OJ Simpsons new Herbal Essence endorsement campaign. HicksRollsInGrave
- Now, wiggle it around. DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT! bencs1982
- "It puts the lotion on it's skin" Low_key
- "That better not be my soap, asshole!" Low_key
- "Just one question, how did you get my tub all the way out here!" Low_key
- "You going Broke-Back on me,cause i've killed for less" Low_key
- "Bath time at the ol' ranch had never been easy.... [click for more]" tanis118
- "You had me at 'stick 'em'." Scumby
- James soon discovered that stagecoaches were better than tubs for holdups. Scumby
- I TOLD YOU NOT TO PEE IN THE BATH WATER SON! ALLSMILES
- THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES ALLSMILES
- Mexican labor traces back to "I'm paying you by the hour for crop circles" IMUSTBECRAZY
- Raising Texas Sea Monkeys could be dangerous. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Don't move. Just tell me where your Halo3 copy is? IMUSTBECRAZY
- Shown here is Mrs. Clinton's plan for controlling healthcare costs. IMUSTBECRAZY
- The Germans would go on to improve the technology by using showers. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Was it Professor Plum in field with the Revolver?" IMUSTBECRAZY
- "They got me the magic beans, but you'd better be a Merman." IMUSTBECRAZY
- Timmy's life took a turn for the worse after Lassie's death. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Verizon Mobile first network commerical. IMUSTBECRAZY
- John Waters presents "Brady when Marsha meets Jan." IMUSTBECRAZY
- Disney's future cam. "Here we have Brittney Spears' sons 20 yrs from now." IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Well now, Mr Cranky. Let's talk about your review of my last movie!" IMUSTBECRAZY
- "This here's a tub rustlin', Son; yew jist back away real slow-like..." Wulfgar
- Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Severe Budget Cuts Otm_Shank
- "Betcha never thought I'd come back for my rubber ducky, didya?" Scumby
- "I thought I told you to buy the Cialis dual bathtubs, didn't I?" rainman76x
- The cowboy Larry Craig toe taps a lawman on a prairie sting op. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The bathing-in-the-middle-of-nowhere strategy backfired considerably rainman76x
- "'Cleanliness is next to Godliness?' Well, you're about to find out" rainman76x
- "Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" rainman76x
- "There just ain't room in that tub for the both of us!" rainman76x
- The origin of "caught with your pants down" rainman76x
- In Texas, hygene often requires force scarlet_ohara
- An Amish Mugging scarlet_ohara
- "This ain't 'Brokeback Mountain,' boy! I don't swing that way!" vectorzero
- "Tell me now and tell me true Ernie: Where's Rubber Ducky!" die maus
- Canibals of the West... quipster
- Sometimes you just gotta prove it's only a gun in your pocket... quipster
- Some parents just won't let the kids grow up... quipster
- And just to the left of the first gunmans head, you can see a grassy knoll. Yamato
- "The PG-rated re-make of Deliverance flopped, and it flopped hard." Dano
- Hate to tell you, but Calgon didn't take you far enough away JPBuckner
- Just return my rubber duck, and nobody gets hurt JPBuckner
- You tellin' me Suave is better'n Prell? Why, I oughta... michael3b
- Now was that 99 44/100% pure or 99 and 47/100% pure? Guess you just... michael3b
- Jimmy Hatfield didn't know that the McCoy's always bathed with their... michael3b
- One of the few shorcomings of the Colt Peacemaker: soap corrosion. michael3b
- Now, SING...rubber duuuuckie, you're the one michael3b
- "Less blather, more lather." nickumoh
- I found a way to "quit" you!! Yamato
- Behind the scene at "Survivor: Tombstone." Bobo
- "And now, young James, you will die." nickumoh
- Ted's dreams of being a cowboy soon turned to nightmares stationkj
- "I said (click-click) let me do your back!" nickumoh
- The horse whisperer really wasn't good with kids stationkj
- "Put that pistol down for second and pull my finger; I need some bubbles." Bobo
- "Get out of the tub! It's 'shit, shower and shave', but not all at once!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Hold still while I get that mosquito off your back." Mr_Nonsense
- HBO finally agreed to bring back Deadwood, but with a much lower budget... M_H
- You in the tub! Have you seen my legs??? Oovan
- His milkshake always seemed to bring the bad boys to the yard Oovan
- Say you like my double-jointed elbow, tub boy! SAY IT!!! Oovan
- A gun in the face is worth turds in the tub Oovan
- How dare you have relations with my wife/sister?!??! Oovan
- Suddenly, "I'll show you my piece if you show me yours" all made sense Oovan
- Sing me the greatest and best song in the world, or I'll swallow your soul stationkj
- In the meadown, no one can hear you scream stationkj
- The "can you hear me now" guy stops to take a bath in a dead zone stationkj
- "You're sitting in my moonshine boy" stationkj
- ..He wondered if it was the revolver shaped soap dispenser or the revolver. nickumoh
- When gay outlaws feel the need to overcompensate Otm_Shank
- "If you get a gun in your face while taking Cialis, consult your doctor." Otm_Shank
- "I'm the NRA!" Otm_Shank
- This tub isn't big enough for the two of us. savvos
- "What are you doing here? Right here, what, what are you doing here?" stationkj
- Before "Deliverance" it was a simpler time stationkj
- "Wash your toes or so help me I'll shoot you myselft." stationkj
- "I will not get in the tub with you, do you hear me?" stationkj
- "DRAW!!!" stationkj
- Zen bathing VS the banditos stationkj
- "I said you have a beautiful body, and you WILL hold it against me!" gamerarocks
- Deleted scene from the 'Hugh Grant Chronicles' gamerarocks
- "Ok so you didn't get the Jack Sparrow part, I'm just your agent." gamerarocks
- The origin of the term 'water pistol' gamerarocks
- "You're soaking in it!" gamerarocks
- Brokeback Meadow gamerarocks
- Henry learns not to borrow Hank's louffa. foxjedi
- "That's it, get all nice and deep-like." nickumoh
- Bad Caption of Jesse James Mr_Nonsense
- "It puts the lotion on its skin!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Han Solo bathed first!" Mr_Nonsense
- "You make sure you get inbetween those toes, too!" Mr_Nonsense
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