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Get a life. Your argument that "I am closer to Djali's age so I am going to go to the prom with her" carries no weight here because, as is plainly obvious, what matters here is intellectual age. Unfortunately, while Djali qualifies as an adult, as does Zorro, you apparently have the intellectual capacity of Luke after his mother dropped him on his head the hundredth or so time. "I YOUNG" in the context of our society means either:
a) You are using your age as an excuse for having the conversation skills of a fried maggot.
b) Your penis and/or brain measure less than one inch in any of their dimensions.
c) You want to use your 'young' muscles to try and physically take Djali away from Zorro until she kicks you in the testicles, after which they call the self-appointed prom bouncer (Me, or Devon) to come and beat the living shit out of you while they dance off into the sunset.
d) You are actually 98 years old, but a bad PCP trip left you with the mind of a gibbering two year old.
e) You have sadly overestimated the age of Zorro, and he is really much closer to Djali's age than your four-year old pustule of a carcass.
So leave them alone, stop pissing me off, and go commit suicide. Please.
-Bad
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