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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Mr. Cranky's rating:
When was the last time anyone said "no" to George Lucas?
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- Someone smack George Lucas riskychic089
- was quite good but JohnBoy19
- Shots of Hayden in "Episode III" Billy_Z
- The next technical step for Lucas- Billy_Z
- Keira Knightly He-Man
- Evicted - Hayden Christensen He-Man
- Lance & Deskimo He-Man
- This Friday... June 13, 2003 Excalibur
- not bad dragon_mikal
- More fights behind the camera Excalibur
- Fights behind the camera Excalibur
- Animated Clones Excalibur
- Industrial Heavy and no Light - Lucas lost out at the Oscars stopthiscircus
- The Problem with Jedi's..... ranman
- A question for all the horny fanboys out there Excalibur
- Sometimes the best way to get your point across it to underplay it Excalibur
- The Jedi Knights of the Sound table VS a bunch of stupid looking D&D robots Excalibur
- Star Wars: The Farce is with us doorhenge
- Pyromaniacs please respond. Walking_Dude
- Proof that Jar Jar Binks blackmailed Lucas Excalibur
- Amidala and Obi Wan had an affair, can't you see it? cacaorock
- Such a waste Excalibur
- question... daria
- Attack of Crap parker
- Star Wars is for a-bunch of faggot's, so go shove a life saber up your SuperiorKingRobert
- Star Wars is for a-bunch of faggot's, so go shove a life saber up your SuperiorKingRobert
- Star Wars is for a-bunch of faggot's, so go shove a life saber up your SuperiorKingRobert
- Star Wars is for a-bunch of faggot's, so go shove a life saber up your SuperiorKingRobert
- Star Wars is for a-bunch of faggot's, so go shove a life saber up your SuperiorKingRobert
- Star Wars is for a-bunch of faggot's that don't like lifes, so go shove a . SuperiorKingRobert
- Attack of the Moans stopthiscircus
- this is actually a good review!?!?!?! Yoda_Disciple
- How could he dis Boba Fett like that? Walking_Dude
- Mr. Cranky is a sad, miserable excuse for a human being. leftiebabe
- Can't bring myself to watch it-too painful leftiebabe
- Whats with all the assfisting in here? SmokinPoles
- Ten Pertinent Questions about Ep II Chess613
- It was ok...but.. Bloodvayne
- nudity and sexual overtones in Star Wars rancid_romeo
- could it be? bored
- Life Size Jar Jar Dolls?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Lady-Grey
- George Lucas Should Just Make A Kid's Movie... Lady-Grey
- storm trooper clones tocktick
- Regarding Padme Hattan
- did he really ask them? i mean... poo_patrol
- subliminal messages in Star Wars rancid_romeo
- Eggs! Eggs! Easter Eggs! alestian
- You Write EP III alestian
- Did anyone notice...? Katatsumori
- Aren't you glad... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman Clarice_Starling
- the first one... bajs
- Anakin is meant to be a child... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- I don't understand the plot dkd7s
- Lasties Wrath_Of_Dog
- SOMETHING WEIRD.. DarthGaul
- Episode II Thoughts alestian
- Question for the Geekdom.. DarthGaul
- A quick pole: Who would like to see Cranky review David Blaine's 'Vertigo' Spudman
- PEPSI RULES!!! PSYCHO-JAY
- Women in the senate don't wear bras MovieMom
- Anakin's Mom is in on the scheme MovieMom
- As much as you want to deny it... Screwtape
- You people are so lame... Bastard_Squad
- Jango and Boba Fett are about as bad ass as Inspector Gadget (spoilers?) Hellbilly
- Newbie continuity "thoughts" based on origional Star Warz book. thewalrous
- Close to greatness... Brooklyn
- Lucas is apparently still is a petulant child when someone mentions TPM... Darth-Shithead
- portman a porthole to hell porthole
- The PC wackos claim this movie is racist. grundle
- Hayden Christensen in Life as a House Spanky
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HE RAPED HER!!! Hellbilly
- Amidala as Shemale!? DarthGaul
- SPOILER QUESTION DarthGaul
- Age Issue MedievalDead
- Mmmmm, brains, sweet, tasty, braaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssss... Wulfgar
- A few questions for Star Wars experts about Princess Leia.... 0b1knob
- Technical inaccuracies in Sum of All Fear trailer. 0b1knob
- Looks like somebody from Florida is in charge of box office receipts Aron
- Captain Corelli's Mandalorian Armour DarthGaul
- HOWARD THE DUCK ][ : DUCK SEX. John_Doe
- wouldn't it be fabolous Spider_Girl
- Anyone need a break from Star Wars and want to mouth off to world leaders? Philm_Phan
- Phlim Phlam always uses plenty of mouth. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Not really, but I'll play anyway Quagmar
- Mmm yes.. PP used her mouth well .. her tongue twirling around hard stuff John_Doe
- Re: Anyone need a break from Star Wars and want to mouth off to world leaders? Amok
- Oh, almost forgot — Philm_Phan
- Almost forgot? Wrath_Of_Dog
- I'll play . . . Hairhead
- Yes I do. Walking_Dude
- My God, he’s timing me Philm_Phan
- I'm Game acidxxx
- Phlim Phlam is overacting Wrath_Of_Dog
- Good morning, children Philm_Phan
- Speak T-p
- OK, you win. I surrender. Your withering flames have humiliated me. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Yes, quite right Philm_Phan
- Oh, yes, you are sooooo superior. Wrath_Of_Dog
- PP T-p
- Naah, he's not sunny . . . Hairhead
- T-p Philm_Phan
- Cucumber sandwiches? Wrath_Of_Dog
- Phan T-p
- No, Parliament’s pretty much out of session Philm_Phan
- That sounds about right for Ms. Precious Wrath_Of_Dog
- You see what I mean Philm_Phan
- Y'know, Wrath, you remind me of . . Hairhead
- OF COURSE, an English Toffee for Ms. Precious Wrath_Of_Dog
- One would think . . Hairhead
- Not to mention that no one seems interested in helping him Philm_Phan
- Oh, don't worry about me, Ms Precious Wrath_Of_Dog
- Ah, nice and decadent! Grouchy_Marx
- Actually Philm_Phan
- Ms Cucumber hits one straight into the net Wrath_Of_Dog
- Ach! You probably won't see this because the new forums are up Grouchy_Marx
- Well, there are issues and there are issues Philm_Phan
- Grouchy, how could I not come back? Wrath_Of_Dog
- Ms Cucumber is starting to get in a rut Wrath_Of_Dog
- FINE!!!! PSYCHO-JAY
- For those of you with tattoos... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- i miss costumes and models doctor_ahhhrr
- battlefield earth is better than episode one doctor_ahhhrr
- Greenpeace gets revenge for Rainbow Warrior: Wulfgar
- You may soon be able to get Dim Sum on the Moon: Wulfgar
- My biggest problem with AOTC (SPOILERS) Quagmar
- Why Yoda talks like that, SpaceButler
- I was scared going into this.... LCastro830
- Crap! Stephen Jay Gould died today! Hairhead
- More thoughts after seeing this again SpaceButler
- my choice for best scenes and theories GTBurns
- Heck yeah Harlequin would reject this patriot_sweetie_02
- "Angel" season finale... Slater
- Amidala as Masochist (SPOILERS). TheWreck
- cats in a bottle hockeymidget
- My theory as to why most actors fail to deliver in Eps 1 and 2: PsychoRabbit
- STAR WHORES: PENILE RECOIL Dan_Steely
- Short story: "Journal" Eamon_J_Doyle
- Attack Of The Clones (or Running On Empty) rannxerox
- I drink piss! deadbabyfucker
- Maher does not go quietly: "drugs are good" post_toastee
- Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Eamon_J_Doyle
- For those who want wings to fly to their dreams... Wulfgar
- Spiderman was WAAAAY better than this piece of crap. Wrath_Of_Dog
- (Spoiler) Why are there any Tuscan Raiders alive in Ep. 4? Homeboy
- inconsistancies hockeymidget
- The wait is over! A new poem! SupaPoet Eamon_J_Doyle
- Qliphoth_Evilbastard's problem jackjacksmack
- just saw this movie and mr. lucas, mia_wallace
- Not that anyone cares, but here's how I'd write the prequels Ken_Kaminski
- The first five minutes of X-FILES kicked ass. Wulfgar
- shit piss fuck damn cock cunt ass hitler reagan!!!!! LoginName
- Just Say To Drugs: Lucas/Star Wars Series Reality_Check
- Darth Lucas went insane from his own success. PSYCHO-JAY
- HAHAHAHAHA! "Moded" is now in the dictionary! Eamon_J_Doyle
- Does anybody here watch hockey? hockeymidget
- Hey, at least there's no Darth Maul thexder
- Could the music be anymore annoying in that movie? Darth-Shithead
- What happened to pacing? einstein
- Amidala's Head? dcgotenks
- The Fourth World Ken_Kaminski
- Has anyone noticed the incredible sound effects in Eps 1-2? SpaceButler
- Some thoughts on Ep. 3 based on what we know from this ep (spoilers) Ickyru
- a few things Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- THIS IS CNN. John_Doe
- And another question... Xur
- cosndiering the things cloning of cells could cure... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Re: Some thoughts on Ep. 3 based on what we know from this ep (spoilers) Talain
- Most sci-fi authors know very little about cloning either... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- ethical concerns about cloning MR_MUCUS
- things in favour of cloning... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- I always thought "Clone" was a planet or something Ken_Kaminski
- Food Whisper_and_Sabrina
- Both wrong... MonkeyKing
- Re: Cloning JaySherman
- No, it wouldn't be a better place Ken_Kaminski
- Like I always say, Ken... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- You missed the whole point of the argument Ken_Kaminski
- why?? Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Why talk about anything at all? Ken_Kaminski
- justification... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- You know, this conversation is funny because... SpaceButler
- good point... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Well, not only that, but... pootie
- Re: cloning, morality, etc. FattyMcCraigs
- How's this for logic? Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- None of this addresses the point I'm trying to make Ken_Kaminski
- why is disease bad? Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Ken is a rock monster from a Star Trek episode MR_MUCUS
- Re: Some thoughts on Ep. 3 based on what we know from this ep (spoilers) GTBurns
- Ken, here's a response from someone you might listen to. SpaceButler
- Things I could have done instead of being on a disability pension... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- You're absolutely right, Butler Ken_Kaminski
- Sorry, Cad, I hadn't read your second post yet Ken_Kaminski
- Ken, it's time to stop now. SpaceButler
- Bah! Ken_Kaminski
- let's see... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- You don't understand how I'm looking at things Ken_Kaminski
- To me, nihilism is wrong by necessity. SpaceButler
- Oh, and the other problem I have with Nihilism... SpaceButler
- adaptation as an extension of our evolution... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- I wasn't making a pro-evolution stance Ken_Kaminski
- The invincibility of nihilism SpaceButler
- Evolutionary cognition... or self-directed evolution... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- This is an interesting usage of Pascal's wager Ken_Kaminski
- hmmmmm Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- This movie movieenigma
- Hey, QE Ken_Kaminski
- Ways I would act differently to Anakin in this film... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Meet New Guy. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Attack of the Clones JaySherman
- Christopher Lee in Episode 2 (Spoliers) Nick-The-Knife
- REMEMBER ME? MY PULSATING LIGHT SABER? Dan_Steely
- a letter to Smikal... PSYCHO-JAY
- Can we not talk about the movie? Eamon_J_Doyle
- Jar Jar COULD have been handled well in this movie. SpaceButler
- Post in this thread if you LOVE EAMON'S POETRY. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Oops PsychoRabbit
- . SupaPoet Eamon_J_Doyle
- OK, who are the DARK LORDS in this movie. 0b1knob
- Any other fans of "Ender's Game" here? Slater
- A buddy of mine saw this- Billy_Z
- Episode 2: There's No Hope Smikal
- I'm confused... PSYCHO-JAY
- Thoughts on this movie's effect on the series (Spoilers and all) SpaceButler
- Went to see SW Ep 2: AotC today... (spoilers) Morrison_Hotel
- This Is The Bestest Star Wars Movie Ever!!! Smooshvalve
- Didja ever... Slater
- IT WAS FUCKING OBVIOUS IN PHANTOM MENACE THAT PALPATINE IS SIDIOUS..... AllWomenAreSluts
- I can't believe I liked this movie... SpaceButler
- The Third Movie... MovieBuffDude
- A contrarian view of the Empire... MonkeyKing
- What if "Savage" Steve Holland directed Episode III? "Two Dollars!" Theodoric
- George Lucas is the Ed Wood of our day. Smikal
- A suggestion for George Lucas...... PSYCHO-JAY
- this movie's gonna suck ku_klux_knievel
- The Official Non-Spoiler, Non-AOTC thread! Xur
- Did anyone else notice...? Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- POLL: version of episode 3 Xur
- Deep (read stupid) thoughts about star wars... lurker
- soembody get the boy a laxative Spider_Girl
- Bunny Bunny rancid_romeo
- I want to see Padme Amidala use a lightsaber! Halide_Ion
- BEST........ GARFIELD........ COMIC.......... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYOBOB
- Check out my Physics teacher's wedding page! Eamon_J_Doyle
- An aside Shakesmear
- FADED...I KNEW IT!!!!! Hellbilly
- Some of the stupidest comments made by critics regarding ATOC so far... Hellbilly
- One quibble with the David Lynch version . . . convenor
- George Lucas just cant cut it as a director revdougle
- The official Episode II SPOILER thread (reposted and updated) Slater
- My SW Episode II review CieSharp
- Dude, the Fett Family are NewZealanders... Jackablade
- Re: My SW Episode II review CieSharp
- Hey! Newbie! There's only room for ONE Sharp 'round here! Becky_Sharp
- The reason you can't tell British, Australian and N-Zealandish actors apart PsychoRabbit
- PsychoRabbit Throwing_Muses
- No, Rabbit... Slater
- Remember, 'British' actors making it in the States PsychoRabbit
- Through the same logic we only see the best US entertainment over here PsychoRabbit
- It has nothing to do with acting ability... Slater
- I guess Heath Ledger sucked... PsychoRabbit
- Australian actors... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- I would argue that Anthony LaPaglia... Throwing_Muses
- True, true. Salamander
- Back to the original post -- "the scene with his mother was heartbreaking" Edgar_Britt
- No, Slater Edgar_Britt
- However, Slater Edgar_Britt
- Qliphoth_Evilbastard Edgar_Britt
- Edgar_Britt Slater
- Ewan McGregor... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Slater... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Qliphoth_Evilbastard, you pretentious shit. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Wrath of Dog, you predictable fuck... Slater
- Whoops! Nick-The-Knife
- No thanks... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- OK. I'll leave you guys to it. Wrath_Of_Dog
- speaking of heads in butts... Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- No, Wrath-of-Dog Slater
- heads in arses Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- You're right, Slater Wrath_Of_Dog
- What are you doing on this site? Walking_Dude
- You know what the biggest problem with all "Star Wars" but ep 4 is? Aron
- Aron and mendo must be jizzing on themselves Wrath_Of_Dog
- My review's finally up. Faded@Movies. Faded
- I liked it... Parca_Mortem
- Great review, Mr. C! Nick-The-Knife
- Mr Cranky is such a Star Wars nerd its sickening Mr_Surly
- 2ND POST. Gundam_Conqueror
- Well. Captain_America
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