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Awake Caption Contest
Winner: dlew919
"The ER was always busy after an Adam Sandler retrospective."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Question Xur
- No, no don't get up. Nobody’s watching. VillageMutt
- Disco in Moscow VillageMutt
- "That was one fantastic foursome, Stretch." fellow_consumer
- The admitting doctor knew serious ED when he saw it. fellow_consumer
- Anakin asked Padme to dress up as Jessica Alba during conjugal rendevous. Scumby
- Him? No, he's beed dead for half an hour. I forgot where the morgue is. Huddleston
- Goddamn, I'd like to tap that ass! Rudy Gallant
- "Jessica Alba's career began as a fluffer in the porn classic, 'ER-otica.'" Otm_Shank
- I give as little a shit about my patient as Cranky gives about his audience I_Hate_Movies
- Jessica gives the doctor a stiffie. MuhammadAus
- Though he'd often wished being in bed next to Jessica Alba, this wasn't dlew919
- Go on, pull my finger... dlew919
- The ER was always busy after an Adam Sandler retrospective dlew919
- Touched by a Dark Angel rainman76x
- The doctor's Jessica-Alba-right-index-finger-fetish was painfully evident rainman76x
- "The divorce is strong in these two..." Scumby
- For Jessicas three o'clock, her ass will once again raise the dead. HicksRollsInGrave
- This kids getting laid thanks to the Make A Wish Foundation. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Hey, why are we headed to the morgue?" MR_MUCUS
- "Hey, what are you doin' later tonight after this cracker dies?" Scumby
- "Your husband's gone into labor." Scumby
- Come on, Mom and Dad, tell me the truth, I'm adopted, right? owen_dangertooth
- "Vader? More like Darth Lay-There." MR_MUCUS
- Awake me when the acting starts. RogueDragon
- "Wonder Twin powers activate!" MR_MUCUS
- "Looks like this guy's already in heaven!" Otm_Shank
- "Uh..ma'am...you haven't seen "Sicko" yet, have you?" Otm_Shank
- Had he not performed the feeting double penetration separation surgury www.piranhakeeper.com
- With much jealousy, the doc realized he was the only 4 hour erection www.piranhakeeper.com
- Even with her thick coat, the doctor noticed she had a great ass. www.piranhakeeper.com
- A night of passion turns into a night at the emergency room when Jessica... nickumoh
- Due to very few donors, Hayden would have to wait for a talent transplant. nickumoh
- "Ma'am I don't think I can save the gerbil. I'm a doctor, not a vet!" nickumoh
- Bad Captions Awake! Mr_Nonsense
- Fantastic Threesome nickumoh
- "So what are you doing tonite...if he doesn't pull through." nickumoh
- WTF .... did she just steal his watch? Lisa Bongi
- "Alba demonstrates her amazing acting range: staring blankly." Mr_Nonsense
- Sure, it was unprofessional to stare at Alba's ass, but what man wouldn't? Mr_Nonsense
- If everything goes right, he'll fall asleep as Hayden Christensen..." Mr_Nonsense
- "Awake" Caption MellifiedMadame
- "After seeing 'Revenge of the Sith' this will be a mercy killing." Mr_Nonsense
- Jessica got the blue-book value on her trade-in Xur
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