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A Walk to Remember

Mr. Cranky's rating:
4 bombs

The movie turns into a romance novel version of "Hard-Boiled." The carnage is palpable as director Adam Shankman stands in the hospital with his cliché gun and blasts everything in sight.

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GOD smurfette764
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awesome!!! mandy86
- Re: awesome!!! momom
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you complete disrespectful bastard kerrycoulson
A Walk to Remember feline-ah
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
What's Wrong With A Good Movie? JonWesley
THIS MOVIE WAS THE SHIT!!!!!! ImRight
good book, bad movie Jewels
- Re: good book, bad movie feline-ah
i liked the story claudia
review minneec
The poem xxaylaxx
- Re: The poem Mrs_Banana
- Re: The poem minneec
- Re: The poem iloveeddie
Loved the movie but..... oklared
- can u help me lfinney85
- Re: Loved the movie but..... feline-ah
Could Have been a good film except..... lvscott
I loved A Walk to Remember Jawy
- Re: I loved A Walk to Remember lfinney85
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- Re: A Walk To Remember sharpchuter
- Re: The wedding poem in A Walk to Remember is: feline-ah
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Ode To Mandy; A Haiku Comfortably_Numb
- another Haiku about Mandy Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Re: Ode To Mandy; A Haiku sor_mui
- Oh, the irony! Xur
- Ode to S... Sor.... damnit whatever that dumb shit's name was Comfortably_Numb
- Re: Ode To Mandy; A Haiku Ashlyn23
HOW ABOUT THEM NUCKS???? the_demon
- Yup!! colonel_korn
- Re: HOW ABOUT THEM NUCKS???? sor_mui
- Sara? Sara harris? Xur
A Deep and Philosophical question for Deep and Philosophical Crankizens. Mad-Ness_Monster
- Does the word... MonkeyKing
- How about the word... Quester_X
- boobahs? llamasex
- I can think of a few... Ringo_ate_my_baby
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- <snicker> Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Thou shalt adress me as... Mad-Ness_Monster
- Re: A Deep and Philosophical question for Deep and Philosophical Crankizens. sor_mui
- You're not ee cummings.... En_Ron_Hubbard
Dude.. Faded
I LOVED A WALK TO REMEMBER! asmo_27
- I HATE ASMO_27! Xur
- the biggest tragedy... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Poll - sex the cretin scobie_beasley
- Fuck you LOSER! asmo_27
- i am a guy! asmo_27
- IMDB lists the following actresses named Evan Quagmar
- dipshit-27... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- I know a woman who named her daughter Evan Marie Bob_St_Cul
- Hey atmoron! Iron_Hitman
- I assume I'm the LOSER of whom you speak... Xur
- Re: I LOVED A WALK TO REMEMBER! sor_mui
- Re: I LOVED A WALK TO REMEMBER! FriEnDs_FaNaTiC
why would a nice little baptist girl............(that and things U never C) Nina
- Newbie alert Nick-The-Knife
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- Here are the songs on that list I don't "get" Mad-Ness_Monster
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- Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop... mendo
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- Re: sor_mui
- In response EDDIE
- Re: why would a nice little baptist girl............(that and things U never C) tds987
- Re: why would a nice little baptist girl............(that and things U never C) JonWesley
- Re: why would a nice little baptist girl............(that and things U never C) feline-ah
Seriously...Cranky is GOD! Brooklyn
- Re: Seriously...Cranky is GOD! Cosmos
- Re: Seriously...Cranky is GOD! sor_mui
um, what does someon who has had sex with Fabio look like, anyway? Edgar_Britt
- Do the initials 'EJD' mean anything? <n> MonkeyKing
- Edgar.... I'd guess "Frustrated" <nt> miss_enthropic_bitch
- A cross between... Quagmar
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- From what I understand, Mr. Gazer here isn't *exactly* a Newbie. Mad-Ness_Monster
- How about.... MonkeyKing
- OK, OK, my apologies SG Xur
- Not a newbie, but... StarGazer
- Long time no see, Madness. StarGazer
- To Xur... StarGazer
- SG- Xur
- umz.. sor_mui
I have no balls. Scroticus
- update Scroticus
- Scroticus, As the official logical advice man. Evil_One
- Modify agony's line: Becky_Sharp
- Update Scroticus
- So, does that mean - MonkeyKing
- Sadly, I did get any. Scroticus
- Once again, someone has taken Llamasex's good advice Coaster
- Whoa, my bad. That subject line is supposed to read "I DIDN"T get any". Scroticus
- And Coaster Scroticus
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- Coaster, why Xur
- Hmmm, not a shabby idea, C Scroticus
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- miss_enthropic_bitch... mendo
- miss_enthropic_bitch II... mendo
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- YAY!!! Cool info you guys... MEB, Nuke, Theo... mendo
- Kinda fascinating corallation between miss_enthropic_bitch
- I just cornholed baby Jesus!! God Loves Me!!! buttcheeks2002
- It's like that and like this and uh Nukemind
Hard Boiled ouijum
- Re: Hard Boiled colonel_korn
- "Hard Boiled" - One bomb Smeagol
A film to forget baggedyass
Crankyland Movie Awards Nominations Continues -- I need nominees! Aron
- OFFICIAL 2001 CRANKYLAND MOVIE AWARDS BALLOT Aron
- Other major category leaders Aron
- A few quick comments: Aron
- You can make Mr. Cosgrove the host... Pseudonym
- The last I saw of him (I think)... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Lionel posted in the last 2 weeks... Parca_Mortem
- My temporary ballot... Parca_Mortem
- Oh yeah... Parca_Mortem
- I'll try to help you out. Faded
- The Independent bigpink
- My ballot Lionel_Cosgrove
- And yes, I'm still here Lionel_Cosgrove
- ARG!!! Parca_Mortem
- Oh yeah... Parca_Mortem
- I have a concussion... Aron
- Get well soon, Aron... Bob_St_Cul
- Hope you feel better, Aron. bigpink
- Aron, you don't need to hide the truth Quagmar
- The dizziness is gone, so... Parca, Faded: Aron
- One other thing, Parca Aron
- There's that "Supporting" controversy again... Bob_St_Cul
- Caveman's Valentine released 3/1/2001 <nt> Quagmar
- caveman's valentine and other ?s bigpink
- Aron... Parca_Mortem
- Let's see... Parca_Mortem
- Need to make a change to my ballot Lionel_Cosgrove
"Ghost World" -- most critically acclaimed movie of the year? Aron
- critics vs. Oscars bigpink
- There's a simple explanation to all the discrepancies this year... Parca_Mortem
- Good analyses, bigpink and Parca. HomeSkillet
- HS: Morrison_Hotel
- MH: HomeSkillet
- Even more proof that Parca has a point Aron
- HS and MH Bob_St_Cul
- WHy Ghost World is the critics' fave bigpink
- If movies that pander to critics get the best reviews... Bob_St_Cul
- High Fidelity was also very overrated by critics bigpink
- Another example... bigpink
- Maybe that's why... Bob_St_Cul
- I guess that also explains why I'll never be a real critic Lionel_Cosgrove
- Hmmm... Morrison_Hotel
- Another way of picking "best of the year" Morrison_Hotel
- My problem with Rotten Tomatoes... Aron
- MH Bob_St_Cul
- Rotten Tomatoes bigpink
- Um, Aron.... Lionel_Cosgrove
- Okay, perhaps I was getting a little carried away... Aron
- Every year is a late bloomer of sorts Bob_St_Cul
Razzie predictions? Parca_Mortem
- PARCA! Eamon_J_Doyle
- EAMON! Parca_Mortem
- Good to know (nt) Eamon_J_Doyle
"Free a child molestor" poster? Parca_Mortem
- I had to look up John Geoghan on Google Bob_St_Cul
- I honestly don't remember Aron
- And continuing on about too many 13 y/o girls on the internet... Aron
- Only 9.2? Bob_St_Cul
Another winning Cranky quote . . Hairhead
- and this one... Xur
A-MEN! & Britney vs. Mandy poll Procession
- Re: A-MEN! & Britney vs. Mandy poll NoSoupForYou
- How to have sex with Britney!! It's easy! TwistedTenacity
- oops. TwistedTenacity
- How could you be so cruel!?!? Quagmar
- I had an inflatable cow once... mendo
- Inflatable Air Pumps <nt> Minty-Flesh
- Britney song Junkyard_Kid
- Oh, that's easy.... En_Ron_Hubbard
- Re: A-MEN! & Britney vs. Mandy poll stephenmayfield
- Re: A-MEN! & Britney vs. Mandy poll Barbara
Space Marmot Lonnie built my Hot Rod.... EmperorSeth
- Space Marmot Lonnie built my gemini capsule lurker
- I am NOT a grease monkey! I am... Space_Marmot_Lonnie
- Space Marmot Lonnie built my fish taco Quagmar
- I built the violent rampage that I will inflict on you all... Eamon_J_Doyle
- NEVERSIES Scroticus
- Ah, yes... Eamon_J_Doyle
- In this case it is true Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
Dead Alive was a great Christian movie Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
BEST REVIEW llamasex
Space Marmot Lonnie RULES XEN
- Of course there has been a good Christian movie Quagmar
- Thank You!!! Space_Marmot_Lonnie
- Thou art good to us, oh Holy Woodchuck. Mad-Ness_Monster
Great "Personal Quote" for your AOL profile contained within this review... NoSoupForYou
- That quote's gonna get plagirized by me Nukemind
Peter Coyote. Bastard. Coprolalia
- His career hasn't exactly been an upward curve Bob_St_Cul
- He was great in "Slayground" Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Whoops, I meant "C0CKSUCKER" Marquis_Omega
- Re: Peter Coyote. Bastard. Marquis_Omega
Oh my god it's my first bottomsies!!! agony
- nope it's MY bottomsies miss_enthropic_bitch
- . agony
- If BOTTOMSIES is on top, on the bottom must be... Salamander
- Hmmm do I make the "down under" joke or not? miss_enthropic_bitch
- No way salamander it's mine!!!!!!! Hellbilly
- Bottomsies. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Eamon is not worthy of bottomsies Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- O.K. Here's a poem! Eamon_J_Doyle
- As Eamon once again fingers his asshole over his latest pile of shit... Scroticus
- That poem was garbage Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Wow, way to take everything at face value. Eamon
- Take nothing at face value King_JYD

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