Most of the actors who portrayed the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers commited suicide today by falling on their plastic swords. The only survivor is Amy Jo Johnson who has a gig on Felicity. Psychologists speculate that they were suffering from displaced child fad syndrome. The actors who portrayed the Sewer Turtles had previously perished in murder suicide spree.
Reaction in Hollywood was muted. 'Its an afterthought really' said producer Peter Dragon. 'I mean after all they were already dead career wise anyway.'
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