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Bad Company

Mr. Cranky's rating:
Boom!

I thought plots involving twins were the kind of thing left to bad soap operas and Jean-Claude Van Damme, but I guess I was wrong.

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Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
Do yourself a favor and read this, you might be surprised! ThelPeopleslCorp
Chris Rock is a loud mouth wimpy Nigga, the truth should be told........... SuperiorKingRobert
Joel Shumacher killed Batman. The_Screaming_Muse
- Shoemaker kills Batman, Dini avenges death. bar1scorpio
UBER SUCKS HIS STEP-DAD'S WEEWEE Evil_One
LASTIES FUCK YOU ALL HAHAHAHA - JOHN DOE. Evil_One
HOT DAMN!! daz
- Congrats! Xur
Alphabet song for the paranoid at heart the_madhatter
you look so fine Xur
- Re: you look so fine LaraCroft
bored palindrome the first the_madhatter
- bored palindrome the second the_madhatter
- bored palindrome the third the_madhatter
- bored palindrome the fourth the_madhatter
- bored palindrome the fifth the_madhatter
- Re: bored palindrome the sixth the_madhatter
- bored palindrome the seventh the_madhatter
- bored palindrome the eighth the_madhatter
- interlude the_madhatter
- hear hear! Xur
- bored palindrome the ninth <deep breath now> the_madhatter
- Wow! Xur
- Wow! Xur
- bored palindrome the tenth the_madhatter
- another interlude the_madhatter
- I completely understand Xur
- Xur, you might be on to something the_madhatter
- heh, funny you should say that Xur
- Old hardware?? daz
- can you say the_madhatter
happiness Xur
topsies??? daz
parade Xur
Use Me Xur
- You go girl! Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- oh dear god, make oh-dear-god-make-it-stop stop! Xur
- Am I funnier when I drink more? Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- perhaps Xur
so like a rose Xur
- what the fuck was that?!?! Hellbilly
- Got the new Garbage CD, I see Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- It is my mission to get firsties this week Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- sorry Hellbilly Xur
- but I gotta ask Hellbilly Xur
- East coast time Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- oh, I see Xur
- I was all ready for firsties about a month ago Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- ha ha! Xur
- damn programmers Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- It made me in touch with my Hellbilly
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER is on on TNT right now Beast
- But last summer all I did was jack off Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
Does anyone know anything about neo-classical composers? Ken_Kaminski
- Re: Does anyone know anything about neo-classical composers? hotaine
- Both Ravel and Debussey were so non-prolific... mendo
- No. But I know a lot about neo-classical economists! Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Re: Does anyone know anything about neo-classical composers? daz
from the Funny Mailer daz
- Wait--I thought daz was a guy? Slater
- daz is gay.. I can sense it! Evil_One
- ...and here I thought I was a thinking man... Welfare_Cheese
- As evil_on wipes the brown stuff from his penis... <nt> daz
Somewhat funny Dear Abby questions... Slater
- Dear Mom, I'm not happy being a Methodist. I'm becoming a Judo. Becky_Sharp
- your welcome daz
- Dear Abby's Responses. Bobo
- Dear Abby, dear Abby Welfare_Cheese
- Not in the form of a question Barry_Burton
Supporters Click on the Ads. Trolls don't ?? daz
- It just confirms what we already knew. Xur
- I click on the ads. Barry_Burton
- Re: Supporters Click on the Ads. Trolls don't ?? maria1979
You know... Slater
- Even a blind man knows.... Welfare_Cheese
- No you don't Hellbilly
- The only thing rocking in Kansas is a trailer Barry_Burton
i just got my carpet cleaned mia_wallace
- I've been away too long... skilly
- Do you mean your floor carpet...... PSYCHO-JAY
- oh, is that what they're calling it these days? Ringo_ate_my_baby
- what is getting my carpet cleaned have to do with living in florida? mia_wallace
- You're right Mia. PSYCHO-JAY
- I just pooped on Mia's carpet. Slater
- whats a kafiyah? <nt> daz
- Wait, mia, don't tell us Becky_Sharp
- Take me on a Welfare_Cheese
- i think you'll recognize what a kafiyah is from these pictures mia_wallace
- and mia_wallace
- here is yasser arafat modeling his floaty spring number mia_wallace
- That...was...funny... Barry_Burton
The Winner of my poll and a MILLION dollars.... PSYCHO-JAY
- krk38@pitt.edu (nt) Ken_Kaminski
Daddy says "If you see it in the Sun-Times, it's so." Becky_Sharp
- If everything I say is a lie.... Welfare_Cheese
- "Becky, you rock!" PSYCHO-JAY
- yes they do..... rexel@hex.com hexel
- Ooookay, PJ Becky_Sharp
- This is a bit like altruism. You could say that the person lying to make scobie_beasley
O SOLO MIIIIO! Idiot
- Lamour es un osoine rebelle... Becky_Sharp
- Oooooooooh, elephants yeah! Xur
- Aiy yi yi yi....... Welfare_Cheese
- Those rathergood.com things you post are really cute Becky_Sharp
- Turn your speakers on. Xur
- The computer is displaying its hatred and disdane for humanity. PSYCHO-JAY
- (Ace Ventura:) OOOHHHHHHHHHhhhh asshole-oh mio!!! ModernRonin
Xur says I should be entertaining.....(poll) PSYCHO-JAY
- Because I'm bored. the_celluloid_prophet
- I am also bored. Mad-Ness_Monster
- Well, he thinks I should be entertaining, too. Becky_Sharp
- Answers Hellbilly
- An-swears Ken_Kaminski
- I'm bored, too. This site is really starting to stink. Tom_Katt
- lame ass answers miss_enthropic_bitch
- Well, how can I resist this poll? Xur
- A poll there aren't many of this lately Critico
- I take it back. the_celluloid_prophet
- Re: Xur says I should be entertaining.....(poll) daz
- Island of Yap? daz
- LOL Critico Becky_Sharp
- Million [insert currency unit of choice] answers the_madhatter
Mmmm.....PIE. Slater
- Yeah; me, too. the_celluloid_prophet
- The answer, TCP: Eamon_J_Doyle
- Heh - good one. the_celluloid_prophet
- See, this is the sort of thing that happens... mangy-ranger
- Three things to say about that... miss_enthropic_bitch
- I agree with MEB... skilly
- The crime daz
The American Film Institute's Top 100 Love Stories (1-20) Beast
- Annie Hall and Moonstruck... the_celluloid_prophet
- Some thoughts Marion
- 21-40 Beast
- 41-60 Beast
- Where's... the_celluloid_prophet
- 61-80 Beast
- There we go! the_celluloid_prophet
- No Edward Scissorhands? Disembodied_Brain
- 81-100 Beast
- Disembodied Brain... Beast
- Love Is A Many Splendored Thing? mangy-ranger
- Love is a Many Splintered Thing Becky_Sharp
- at least "TITANIC" ain't on there. Sammy_Keats
- You've never heard of Harold and Maude, Beast??? TheGodmother
- Titanic *is* in there. (nt) the_celluloid_prophet
- Sorry, Sammy....but Titanic IS on the list... TheGodmother
- WHAT?! No "You've Got Mail?!" skilly
- Who knew Beast is so romantic Critico
- the list keeps going, watch Critico not review the films. Critico
- 41-60 Critico
- 61-80 Critico
- Last films Critico
- What about "American President", skilly? TheGodmother
- This thread is so gay. Slater
- The Crying Game Spanky
- No,I HAVE heard of HAROLD AND MAUDE Beast
- G'mom... skilly
- Better late than never, here's my $.02. on the top 20. HomeSkillet
- Late thoughts on 21-40. HomeSkillet
- Thoughts on 41-60--is anybody reading this?)) HomeSkillet
- Fuck it: my thoughts on #61-80. HomeSkillet
- # 81-100: the worst of the best. HomeSkillet
- No one's reading this, but... Eamon_J_Doyle
Maybe Cranky could put this ad on the site... Quagmar
Aaaah. the_celluloid_prophet
- I think that if I tried out your job, I'd still like mine more Ken_Kaminski
- Yeah, that's a nice gig, Ken Xur
Couple Sues MTV Over Hidden-Camera 'Corpse' Prank Xur
- Ditto Disembodied_Brain
- Some people just have no sense of humor (nt) Tom_Katt
John Doe is THE MAN. He knows all but himself. Evil_One
YES!!! Movie Props #2 and #3 are mine! Slater
- I HAVE LANDO CALRISSIAN'S FUCKING SHIRT!!! Slater
- Re: YES!!! Movie Props #2 and #3 are mine! hexel
EVERYONE ON AMERICAN IDOL IS BISEXUAL/HOMOSEXUAL. Evil_One
I confess. PSYCHO-JAY
- I am a fucking idiot. PSYCHO-JAY
- OK, I was wrong on this one. Xur
- I love you Xur. PSYCHO-JAY
- Well, I can't argue with that. Xur
ciggies... mendo
- amen Ringo_ate_my_baby
- $6 a pack? You're getting ripped off. MonkeyKing
- Now they're saying Marion
- Marion... Eamon_J_Doyle
- I don't really get it, either. the_celluloid_prophet
- TCP... and Ringo... mendo
- BTW, about cigarette addiction: mendo
- I used to crave cigarettes when I drank... the_celluloid_prophet
- I once smoked a cigarette for a free meal Ken_Kaminski
- Ken K... one little niggling thing about needles... AIDS... mendo
Know what?Fuck these stupid niggers!! PSYCHO-JAY
- Know what else, motherfucker? PSYCHO-JAY
- Know what else, motherfucker? Xur
- Can I get a amen.... rexel@hex.com hexel
- hexel! Xur
- Hey Zur hexel
- Fuck I hate god hexel
- I have a picture...... PSYCHO-JAY
- I didn't say OJ was innocent. Xur
- tsk... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Hey Hexel! Welcome to Crankyland! Becky_Sharp
- Why go through all that trouble, PJ? skilly
- Greetings Madame Pres.. hexel
- Re: Know what?Fuck these stupid Courtney Love!! Flygger
David Bowie Spanky
- I'm not sure about it yet Hellbilly
Has anyone ever seen this handle before? Screwtape btw ----> Mark_of_the_assassin
- No. Xur
I want this car Xur
Vin Deisel fans you should read this story! X-rated nickychicky
- Oh wow, that was incredible! arcadia
- oh yeah! mia_wallace
- You liked it? nickychicky
Well, time to watch the Lakers sweep the Nets Uber
- *Shaq!* Marion
Um, didn't somebody get a firsties sweep this week? Becky_Sharp
- I'm not doomed. LRT
Who's going to watch "American Idol"? Becky_Sharp
- I thought that was on last night? Hellbilly
- Tonight at 9:00. <nt> Becky_Sharp
- What's 'American Idol'? Xur
- it's a *series* Becky... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Is the show anything like this? Xur
- they're similar Xur... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Oh God, I'm going to be inflicted with this crap more than once??! Becky_Sharp
- Re: Who's going to watch 2003
Britney's Dance Beat rocks!!! Evil_One
- Stop impostering John Doe, Gundam Uber
- A little story about Britney Xur
Christ, the ViewAskew board is worse than Keanuville Hellbilly
- Hmm. Your ideas intrigue me. Becky_Sharp
- Well, my dear President-For-Life Hellbilly
- Hades-William and Becky Coaster
- Oh, I don't know about that. Marion
- Thanks for the birthday wishes, Hellbilly! Becky_Sharp
- Wow. That board has 58411 registered users Becky_Sharp
Unarguable fact: last_angry_man
- I killed your dog. Slater
- Sorry, LAM Becky_Sharp
- Damn; I'm sorry. the_celluloid_prophet
- <Chews fresh dogflesh contemplatively.> Slater
- shittier... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Sorry for your loss, angry man Marion
- The only good dog... skilly
- What, no midnight snack? Uber
- last_angry_man, that's really sad... mendo
- I'm touched last_angry_man
- Now, mind you Becky_Sharp
- Yeah, Becky. That'd be trippy... skilly
- Heh. last_angry_man
Shitty Kevin Smith news. Slater
- Slater, I read that last week hoping it was just a rumor Hellbilly
- Well, according to gossip, she's also banging Ben Affleck... Slater
- Nah, Affleck's banging Kidman. Marion
- Countdown to Lizz post... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Come on! Kevin Smith has SHITTY taste in women. skilly
- Re: Shitty Kevin Smith news. Whisper_and_Sabrina
- Are you sure its a comedy? Critico
Well i'm leaving now to see Garbage Critico
- You bastard. ModernRonin
- Have fun! Xur
- Oh, so you're going to visit Nicky the Knife? (nt) Wrath_Of_Dog
- It was great Critico
- Stupid girl llamasex
- Sounds like it was a good show Xur
Can U help me? thee_demon
- Show some fucking courtesy, dammit. Xur
- jump off a building Ringo_ate_my_baby
- That's what I was going to ask. Becky_Sharp
From Mr. Cranky's mailing list spam Ken_Kaminski
- Everyone? Marion
- unsubscribe?!!!! UNSUBSCRIBE??????? mia_wallace
- Yup, they're all personalized! Xur
- It's true, they are personalized. Wrath_Of_Dog
Holy shit. Buy the "Mr. Show" DVD. Now. Slater
It's 1 AM and I'm still at work. Xur
- You're remembering the good times you've had there? miss_enthropic_bitch
- Actually Xur
Masked Loser presents a Poll!!! POLL!!! POLL!!!!!!!!! Masked_Loser
- Answers, because I'm still awake. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: Masked Loser presents a Poll!!! POLL!!! POLL!!!!!!!!! daz
- Re: Masked Loser presents a Poll!!! POLL!!! POLL!!!!!!!!! Xur
- Just sum it all up with one question MR_MUCUS
- Re: Masked Loser presents a Poll!!! POLL!!! POLL!!!!!!!!! Disembodied_Brain
- Fish!!! FISH!!!!!! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSHHH!!!!!! Retard_in_the_Theater
- I'd like to know if Xur is a chick...then i want to know DarthGaul
- Darth- Xur
- Xur Slater
- OK Xur
- Re: Masked Loser presents a Poll!!! POLL!!! POLL!!!!!!!!! Whisper_and_Sabrina
For those of you who like good short stories... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Er...there are a few typos. Excuse them, please. (nt) Eamon_J_Doyle
- You wanna hear a story? Quagmar
- You wanna hear a story? Marion
- Toilets have names? (nt) Eamon_J_Doyle
- That story wasn't short enough. (nt) Wrath_Of_Dog
Simon Baker from THE GUARDIAN is hot hot HOT!!! nickychicky
- he's not as talented as J-LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lizz_ Eamon_J_Doyle
- Very Funnyd EAMON J DOYLE!!!1!!!!! Lizz
- Well you're right nickychicky
- He's acey-deucey, plus he's broke. Hush Hush Marion
- Lizz. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Well I don't know what that was about but SIMON BAKER is still HOT! nickychicky
- Yeah... skilly
- Skilly get your act together! nickychicky
FUCK! Whisper_and_Sabrina
My website has been updated. Eamon_J_Doyle
- HEY. I SAID GO TO MY WEBSITE. Eamon_J_Doyle
- A few questions (and comments) Becky_Sharp
- Went to website: check. Xur
Freedom Force is my new addiction. jazzdrive_for_me
- fuck off mendo
- mendo? Eamon_J_Doyle
- Silly question, Eamon MR_MUCUS
- Sounds fun, Jazz! What platform? <nt> Becky_Sharp
- Becky Salamander
- OK, look at it this way... mendo
- A blatant ad? I'm giving it the best kind of advertising! jazzdrive_for_me
- it's not an ad, mendo Xur
- OK, OK... I fucked up... mendo
Thoughts on two movies Eamon_J_Doyle
- Addendum Eamon_J_Doyle
- "my mom dragged me with her..." Quagmar
- Sweet Jesus, that was funny. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Poor Eamon Xur
- Xur... Eamon_J_Doyle
- I dunno, Eamon... Xur
- Ooooh. Eamon_J_Doyle
- OK, THAT was disturbing. Xur
- "Gyrates lips?" Slater
- Ooooh, Slater. Pornstar Eamon_J_Doyle
- Eamon, it's time to go to bed and "brush your teeth." scobie_beasley
- scobie, you loony fuckin' bastard (and I mean that in the best way)... Eamon_J_Doyle
THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH!!!!!!!! post_toastee
- As I've said before MR_MUCUS
- FISH????????????????????????????????????? Retard_in_the_Theater
Can Anyone Explain This? DarthGaul
- Hmm. Technomage
- Hmmm. mendo
- what? mendo
- Relapsing, mendo? Technomage
- Well, Techno. LRT
- Yup... mendo
- Easy. skilly
- awwwwww, how cute :) mendo
- you retard Mendo... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- I wouldn't blame him, Ringo. skilly
POST TOASTEE -scope it, mia- mendo
- I appreciate it ... post_toastee
- no man, you showed up right after mendo
- mendo
- Jeff Beck mendo
- Jimmy Page mendo
- Eric Clapton <sp?> mendo
mr. cranky's email list mia_wallace
- That was kind of scary Uber
- I signed up for that freakin' thing about three times this past year Mad-Ness_Monster
from the Funny Mailer daz
Things that make JKII kick-ass fun. ModernRonin
- Well... speaker4dead
- Not just the first six colonel_korn
so cal crankylanders: mia_wallace
- talked with m.e. bitch today mia_wallace
- Sorry, John Doe and I will be having anal sex that evening Conqueror
- what? mia_wallace
- Yes, mia. You should try it sometimes. Conqueror
- John is *so* not gay. Evil_One
- Re: so cal crankylanders: Disembodied_Brain
- Actually, there are several of us in the north............................ pipe
- pipe mia_wallace
- strangely enough, that is true.................. pipe
- gee, mia... i sure miss living in l.a. mendo
- Northern Californians include but are not limited to: BatRay
- Disembodied_Brain = FAKER. Evil_One
- True dat, BatRay...NoCal or DIE, suckaz!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lizz_ Eamon_J_Doyle
- Oh. My. God. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Mia, you forgot a very important detail... Hellbilly
- Whatever y'all do... Xur
- Hellbilly, the greaser look is gaining ground with the goth guys Ken_Kaminski
- DON'T GO!!!! MIA'S A STUPID, UGLY BITCH!!! Bloatster
- hellbilly mia_wallace
- pipe mia_wallace
- I resent that; I am not a faker! Disembodied_Brain
- nope............ pipe
- Damn! Xur
- Jamboree? Ken_Kaminski
- two things about LA... mendo
- That's nothing, when I got inducted into the Order of the Arrow............ pipe
- Thanks Mia, but... HomeSkillet
- Sounds like a fun time.... MonkeyKing
- october mia_wallace
Black Hawk Down DVD Hellbilly
My friend just told me he doesn't like "dark" movies Hellbilly
- Same here.. Evil_One
- "darkie" movies? PGM
- My monitor has been getting slowly darker for years now. SpaceButler
- Geez, Spacebutler! Becky_Sharp
Whoo Fucking Hoo!!! Jury awards $4.4 million to Earth First activists... Earth_First
- From The Associated Press: "The Lord's Avenger" letter... Earth_First
- Don't ferget the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mutha fuckas Earth_First
- Rock on post_toastee
- Let me see if I got this straight. . . LRT
- TIME ENOUGH FOR THE EARTH IN THE GRAVE! DarthGaul
- Gladius huh? post_toastee
- so HA HA HA... imagine how pissed off the FBI is if you dip-shits... mendo
- No, its Mountain Dew....lamentably ;) nt DarthGaul
- My hippie friends must be psyched. Eamon_J_Doyle
I have blocked almost 15 spying cookies from MrCranky.Com Evil_One
- Dude post_toastee
Mr Cranky must not like soccer colonel_korn
- It must be a technical glitch. Throwing_Muses
- I actually like soccer a little better today. LRT
- I'll post this up here... colonel_korn
- How weird Edgar_Britt
- NO ONE likes soccer. Eamon_J_Doyle
- God damn. colonel_korn
- Colonel Korn Shakesmear
- T_M, I think Mr Cranky was jealous of your fabulous reviews. scobie_beasley
New page! daz
- daz sucked eamon j doyle's wee wee. Evil_One
- And it tasted good! daz
- what the... Evil_One
- daz... Eamon_J_Doyle
WP: Tattoos and Piercings Linked to Sex, Drinking, Drugs, Violence Screwtape
- could that study be any more flawed? Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Let's see... the_celluloid_prophet
- I thought it was funny... Screwtape
- Tattoos.... Witchy_Woman
- I'm not the violent sort either... the_celluloid_prophet
- Not in Christian America, Nicole. Homeboy
- Have you ever read Mark Twain's satirical piece on Heaven? the_celluloid_prophet
- But the funny thing is Americans are 'typically' Puritan... PsychoRabbit
- Why do I have the feeling... Screwtape
- Rabbit the_celluloid_prophet
- Ah, Catholicism is the largest single religious group: PsychoRabbit
- For the interested... the_celluloid_prophet
- Yeah, Rabbit - the_celluloid_prophet
- PsychoRabbit: Homeboy
- Goodbye, clit ring. Slater
- Aren't Catholics the single largest organized religion worldwide? Disembodied_Brain
- Yeah I forgot JFK was Catholic PsychoRabbit
- Wow, PsychoRabbit! Homeboy
- I tend to say positive... PsychoRabbit
- Catholics may be the largest Christian Denomination the_madhatter
- Because every sperm is sacred post_toastee
- Re: tattooed drunks: You get drunk, then you get tattooed... PsychoRabbit
- "proof for the reason "!?!?!?!? PsychoRabbit
- Catholicism outlawed?! Disembodied_Brain
- posttoastee, i love that song. the_celluloid_prophet
- Your girlfriend will win anyway the_madhatter
- Home alone? post_toastee
- I AM ON ZE VACATION! Grammar Nazi
- Yeah,... the_celluloid_prophet
- A few things Eamon_J_Doyle
- PsychoRabbit: Homeboy
- Wasn't that Dutch politician also pro-pedaphilia? Disembodied_Brain
- what do you mean *that* Dutch politician? (wywet) Ringo_ate_my_baby
- I thought all Dutch people were pedophiles (nt) Wrath_Of_Dog
- IMNSHO Whisper_and_Sabrina
- that's perfect Whisper... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Homeboy, did you mean "modern Dutch society"? scobie_beasley
- Catholics and, sorry, PedOphiles Disembodied_Brain
- Re: Tattoos and Piercings Linked to Sex, Drinking, Drugs, Violence GracyLoo
This is one of the strangest things I've ever read on the Internet. Becky_Sharp
- opposing_all@batray.com BatRay
- Hey, I'm just voicing what we all know to be true. Becky_Sharp
- An anti-movement that's against many things... PsychoRabbit
- That article was heeeeella cutty, Becky! Eamon_J_Doyle
- 'Starting to' Eamon? Xur
- Yeah, but here's the thing. Eamon_J_Doyle
*Ahem* Idiot
- *Ahem* Welfare_Cheese
- La la la la Becky_Sharp
- Methodists! Screwtape
- Teenage Methodist Ninja Turtles MR_MUCUS
- Well? post_toastee
Last night Eamon J Doyle performed oral sex. Evil_One
- And all that matters is that I satisfied him. Conqueror_ Eamon_J_Doyle
US may invade Holland in near-future PsychoRabbit
- Since when does a nation like Holland, Netherlands, Norway,e tc. Evil_One
- Well, Rabbit Becky_Sharp
- Hmm... Slater
- I can assure you.... DarthGaul
- Rambo IV - Pass the Dutchie Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Well when your marines do land I'll just say according to truth: PsychoRabbit
- TOO LATE!!! They're here already! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - PsychoRabbit
- The US would never have to invade Holland Wrath_Of_Dog
- (polite attempt at laughter but failing) Uhm, nice attempt doggie. PsychoRabbit
- What do you expect from the country that brought us RISK® ? the_madhatter
- Hey Monopoly is a great game (nt) PsychoRabbit
- The REAL KEY to winning RISK: Homeboy
Today is Buffy Day! Slater
- Wait just a goddamn minute. Technomage
- I guess I'm a cigarette, then (BNT) Quagmar
- Season 3 is also pretty fucking great. Slater
- Yeah, Zeppo MR_MUCUS
- Raphael is the leader of the group. Slater
- Jumps at Slater's patented Loser Bait... Becky_Sharp
- Leonardo was the leader, shitface MR_MUCUS
- HAHAHAHAHA! Dance, loser, dance with meee! Becky_Sharp
- Becky beat me to it Dimension_X's_ MR_MUCUS
- I might just take you up on that, Becky MR_MUCUS
- That's right... Becky_Sharp
- In a sewer? Pshaw! Becky_Sharp
- So which turtle was banging April O'Neal? MR_MUCUS
- Hammer lyrics? Mad-Ness_Monster
- I think she had a particular affinity for Raphael... Becky_Sharp
- Fucking dumbasses. Slater
- Oh, please! Becky_Sharp
- Okay, that last post should have stayed in my head. Becky_Sharp
- Mr Mucus, Age of Consent in NY is 17 the_madhatter
- I like where this thread is going MR_MUCUS
- Who in the what now? Screwtape
- And to destroy Slater with more turtle power....the TMNT toon lyrics MR_MUCUS
- Leo was a fag. Slater
- I like Raph, too... Mutant Ninja Wulfgar
- I don't know... Beast
- What are you basing you denounciations of Leonardo on, Slater? Ken_Kaminski
- Leonardo stole my hubcaps. Slater
- Re: Turtle Sex the_madhatter
- Things that Did Not Suprise Me About This Thread. LRT
- I disagree with the way Ms Calendar's death was handled PsychoRabbit
- No, that would have been stupid. Technomage
- Slater Whisper_and_Sabrina
- TMNT Whisper_and_Sabrina
- BEST...THREAD...EVER. Eamon_J_Doyle
- I just realized how perverse the TMNT toon was MR_MUCUS
- Whisper... Slater
- Slater Whisper_and_Sabrina
- RE: Turtle theme song, geekiness, and other stuff Mad-Ness_Monster
- I don't think he likes to be called "Little Round Top" Becky_Sharp
- The good, bad, and ugly of Season Two. HomeSkillet
- Actually, Partners in Kryme sang "Turtle Power." HomeSkillet
My personal top 5 worst tv-series: PsychoRabbit
- I believe he was Howling Mad Murdoch thank you very much DarthGaul
- Melrose Place and Baywatch. Becky_Sharp
- I enjoyed Baywatch daz
- I *loved* Melrose Place. the_celluloid_prophet
- You kids should get down on your knees and THANK THE LORD Coaster
- My all time fave.... BatRay
- Kimberly was so hot Critico
- YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Disembodied_Brain
- two things... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Let's not forget such classics as Whisper_and_Sabrina
- Fuck that, Whisper Marion
- My 5 worst MR_MUCUS
- Buck was da shit, W&S MR_MUCUS
- Dukes of Hazzard, Daisy Duke's fine poopchute notwithstanding. <n/t> HomeSkillet
Man does Al Haig impression, baffles Mayor: Wulfgar
- yeah, I read about that... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Whales strike back at Japanese! Thar She Blows! Wulfgar
- Jap culture addition...... Welfare_Cheese
- Are you so lazy to spell the word Japanese? Evil_One
- Obsession with School Girls isn't much different from here. Evil_One
- yes Welfare_Cheese
- Re: Whales strike back at Japanese! daz
- Wow, Evil_One... SpaceButler
- Zat eez troo, Spacebutler! PsychoRabbit
- This should make whale meat even more popular Disembodied_Brain
Well, I achieved my life's goal yesterday the_madhatter
- If you want to fuck with the Taco Bell people... Slater
- Reinforce the "crazed redneck" impression Becky_Sharp
- I could never do that MR_MUCUS
- Way To GO Hatter!! :) DarthGaul
- Naw, been done too many times the_madhatter
- I wonder if I should put this on my resumé the_madhatter
- Madhatter Becky_Sharp
- You mean you used actual American money on those? What do Bucko mean? Screwtape
- But Screwy Becky_Sharp
- Not true... Screwtape
- Hmm... Slater
- You don't find a lot of Canadian currency in Florida. the_madhatter
POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL!! DarthGaul
- ooh! ooh! Xur
- The ones I can think of right now Lionel_Cosgrove
- Hmmm... Morrison_Hotel
- You really want to know Hellbilly
- Wait just a DAMN MINUTE, Hellbilly... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Lionel Critico
- explanation Hellbilly
- This one's easy... Throwing_Muses
- Re: POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL!! Vigor
- I don't like anything BUT bad movies! Becky_Sharp
- Bad, cheesy movies Witchy_Woman
- Re: POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL!! Beast
- Bite your tongue! the_celluloid_prophet
- I must own 50 or more DVD's..... mangy-ranger
- Citizen Kane. Slater
- I'm eating cheese, and when I grow up... Quagmar
- mine agony
- Here's two too many.... Welfare_Cheese
- Quagmar Becky_Sharp
- Last Man Standing Thoughts DarthGaul
- Let's see... Screwtape
- Oh, geez, Airheads!! Becky_Sharp
- AND Ernie Hudson... Screwtape
- The guy who played the scruffy guy in "The Breakfast Club" was in it, too! Becky_Sharp
- I still want to know who the "surfer dude" was. Screwtape
- It wasn't David Arquette, was it? Becky_Sharp
- "Kentucky Fried Movie" is awesome! Lionel_Cosgrove
- Check this out... Lemmy and Stuttering John have short cameos, and... Screwtape
- TCP Witchy_Woman
- I'm not a big fan of bad movies Critico
- Here's another one: Deep Blue Sea Becky_Sharp
- Too many to list! Disembodied_Brain
- I forgot some very important ones Hellbilly
- WARRI-ORRRS! WARRRI-ORS! LRT
- Screwtape... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- The best of the worst... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Hey, Slater... Eamon_J_Doyle
Two new pieces Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: Two new pieces Montalban
- Opinions Xur
- Thanks bros (Faded reference)... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Terrible! Slater
- Two new pieces of shit, you mean (nt) Wrath_Of_Dog
- Wow... Eamon_J_Doyle
Say your final farewells to Mrcranky.com Quagmar
- It's not tough to be a hero... Xur
- Cops : "...their situations are seldom so black & white". Throwing_Muses
- My heroes have always been cowgirls MR_MUCUS
- <hops up and down on Xur with cleats> Not heroic?? Becky_Sharp
- Last I heard... ModernRonin
- A Hero... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Hero Smhero..... Witchy_Woman
- *sigh* Pay attention Becky Xur
- I didn't say they were the ONLY heroic people in the world, Xur Becky_Sharp
- Uhm, are hookers not persons too? PsychoRabbit
- Becky, would you save... PsychoRabbit
- WE CAN BE HEROES PsychoRabbit
- DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE MY HERO PsychoRabbit
- Everyone FLEES in frantic panic PsychoRabbit
- Becky, Becky, Becky... Xur
- And then a HERO comes along... Becky_Sharp
- OK Becky Xur
- Becky... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Graduation songs can get worse Quagmar
- Folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher Becky_Sharp
sigh... daz
- It could be a lot worse you know... PsychoRabbit
- Fascinating article, daz. Eamon_J_Doyle
- This reminds me of a conversation I had the other day... SpaceButler
- Wow SB Xur
MUST ....RE....SIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DarthGaul
- Why? post_toastee
- don't be such a pussy... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Do they still make Rice Crispies Treats cereal? last_angry_man
- Cracklin' Oat Bran Montalban
- only Special K and Life for this boy Hellbilly
- It's all about EnviroKidz cereals! Eamon_J_Doyle
- I know the feeling the_madhatter
- Cheerios for me. Becky_Sharp
- AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!! Eamon_J_Doyle
- Anything with mucho sugar on top Xur
- I'm all for technology, but pre-sugared Cheerios?? Becky_Sharp
- Cheerios with sugar is Becky_Sharp
- Ugh. Eamon_J_Doyle
- If JF doesn't like sugar on his cereal Xur
- Whoops. You slipped up there. Eamon_J_Doyle
Eclipse tonight! Xur
- Re: Eclipse tonight! hunter
- saw it... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Saw It! daz
- Eclipses..Fact? Or Fiction? DarthGaul
- Re: Eclipse tonight! daz
- Then Why I Aint I Blind? nt DarthGaul
- Evidently TYPING IS effected however. DarthGaul
- That's a good question, Darth... Xur
- That Whole thing is still confusing the hell out of me! DarthGaul
- Well... Xur
Cranky was right, "A Beautiful Mind" distorts truth post_toastee
- BUT!!!! PSYCHO-JAY
- Uh huh. Technomage
- It's funny post_toastee
- No need to divide between old and new films... Morrison_Hotel
Relapsed into a 4 day binge-- Hieronymus_Mosh
- What Is And What Should Never Be mendo
- Hmm. Technomage
- Whatever gave you the impression-- Hieronymus_Mosh
- Well. Technomage
- To be fair... Hieronymus_Mosh
- OK Technomage
EEEEPS!!! I forgot NP's B'Day... mendo
- Scarlett? Xur
- Xur, if you saw "The Man Who Wasn't There", you saw Scarlett... mendo
- She was in "Ghost World" too Lionel_Cosgrove
- The eentsy weentsy spider... mendo
- You can also catch Scarlett in the little-seen "An American Rhapsody." HomeSkillet
- Ah. Xur
- props to HS... -and- she was also in Manny & Lo Earth_First
- and props to Lionel as well... mendo
SPOD for 6/10/2002: Tricky Dicky's Surgery Xur
Inspirational post_toastee
Today's playlist Beast
- "Sheet Metal Girl" today miss_enthropic_bitch
- "Foaming Rectal Seepage" Theodoric
- For the first time.... Lionel_Cosgrove
Mobster John Gotti dead at 61 - of natural causes... Morrison_Hotel
- I assume it's safe to say he was a very evil man... PsychoRabbit
- I assume it's safe to say PsychoRabbit is a very stupid man... (nt) Wrath_Of_Dog
- OOH, U bitch U hurt me! PsychoRabbit
Holy crap. Eamon_J_Doyle
Just like to point out.. that I made thousands of dollars in stocks Evil_One
- Christ! You're mobbed up!! PSYCHO-JAY
- You are a free market hero. Libertarian_Aryan
- Capitalism rules!!! Sammy_Keats
Bad news about the Hulk... Xur
- good news about Xur. Evil_One
- Shit, and I thought Spiderman sucked.... PSYCHO-JAY
- Well, Evil_One... Xur
- Not true. Slater
- Which Hulk is lamer...... PSYCHO-JAY
- Watch it there, Seattle Boy Coaster
- The market will decide whether or not this is a good movie Libertarian_Aryan
- If it makes lots of money, but turns your brain to cottage cheese Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Wait, "radioactive Junkyard Dog"??? Mad-Ness_Monster
- I can see where this is going... SpaceButler
The internet is a great outlet for overweight weirdos to meet new people! Evil_One
- That sounds like PsychoRabbit's life story in one sentence (nt) Wrath_Of_Dog
- Hell yeah I'm a weirdo PsychoRabbit
- Hey GundamConqueror, what about me? Uber
- SORRY..you have it wrong. Conqueror_ Eamon_J_Doyle
So...anyone tried Vanilla Coke yet? Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: So...anyone tried Vanilla Coke yet? Textual_Granola
- Vanilla Coke isn't anything new.... mangy-ranger
- No way... Xur
- PEPSI RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHO-JAY
- The market will decide if Vanilla Coke tastes good or not Libertarian_Aryan
- Feh. Theodoric
- Hank's Vanilla Cream is the shit Lionel_Cosgrove
- A&W Vanilla Cream Soda isn't bad either Theodoric
- Steak & Rape has been making Vanilla Coke forever. Technomage
- Henry Weinhard's Vanilla Cream kicks A&W's ass... MonkeyKing
- Henry Weinhard makes soft drinks? Theodoric
- Yeah - I run into it every once in a while... MonkeyKing
- I concur, Theo... Eamon_J_Doyle
Boooooorrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggg!!!! PSYCHO-JAY
- Well... daz
- Damn CorneliusD
- Who wants to mock my songwriting abilities? Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: Boooooorrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggg!!!! Textual_Granola
- To daz and Eamon PSYCHO-JAY
- Only the market can decide if Crankyland is boring or not Libertarian_Aryan
- Hey PJ... Eamon_J_Doyle
It's my birthday! 25 today!! Becky_Sharp
- Firsties Congratulations! PsychoRabbit
- Hey Becky.... PSYCHO-JAY
- Happy Birthday Becky... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Today is your birthday..its my birthday too hey! DarthGaul
- Happy birthday, Becky! Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: It's my birthday! 25 today!! Textual_Granola
- It's not my birthday Montalban
- Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard! Xur
- Many thanks everyone! A few responses... Becky_Sharp
- That's for later tonight, Madame President... Xur
- YAY! Becky_Sharp
- Happy B'Day... mendo
- Feliz Cumpleaños Critico
- Happy Birthday, Becky!! agony
- Happy 25th, Becky Karen_G
- Happy Birthday! LRT
- HERETIC! Cardinal_Biggles
- Corn-gradiations, BeckySharp! TheWreck
- Anyone remember Sheriff John? MonkeyKing
- Happy burfday. HomeSkillet
- Happy Birthday, Becks Nick-The-Knife
- Hey Becky - who's the newbie? MonkeyKing
- Hey, I think somebody needs a birthday spanking! Xur
- Oh, and Karen: Xur
- Shut the fuck up, Nick Nick_The_Bitch
- Your Birthday came... the_madhatter
- Don't be victimized by the Greeting Card/Bakery/Candle Industrial Complex Coaster
- The Day After Becky_Sharp
- Thanks Coaster Becky_Sharp
- Happy B-day! Mad-Ness_Monster
- happy belated birthday princess_jessica
- Happy b-day Beck, hope ya had a good one. Always Late, Screwtape
- Re: It's my birthday! 25 today!! Disembodied_Brain
- I'm sure you'd love to believe that you were the reason I was gone Nick-The-Knife
- And thank you for the welcome back, MK Nick-The-Knife
A Story For Bedtime... DarthGaul
- Re: A Story For Bedtime... Textual_Granola
- Part Two.. DarthGaul
from News of the wierd daz
Snow Dogs has grossed 81 million so far Coaster
- Then Snow Dogs must be a great movie Libertarian_Aryan
- Hmmm...this Libertarian fella is making a lot of sense. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: Snow Dogs has grossed 81 million so far Textual_Granola
- Re: Snow Dogs has grossed 81 million so far Lionel_Cosgrove
- Libertarian is being sarcastic i believe... DarthGaul
Go here now. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: Go here now. Cajunman
- yeah... it's o.k. ... i guess.... Coaster
- That's it? daz
- Funny stuff, guys Becky_Sharp
- Nothing like a little.. Welfare_Cheese
- I perfer Hentai Catgirls. PSYCHO-JAY
- Catgirls. Textual_Granola
- The greatest manga catgirls (not hentai): PsychoRabbit
new photos & stuff daz
- My usual complaint about Crankylander Sites Coaster
Philosophy / English Question DarthGaul
- How about Spiritual? <nt> daz
- darth Shakesmear
- Asceticism? <nt> the_madhatter
- Shakesmear... DarthGaul
- yeah, Shakes... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Aww shaddap Dingo...ya lousy.... DarthGaul
- Re: Philosophy / English Question Textual_Granola
- Minimalism rules!!! Sammy_Keats
- hmm....oh i know. how about... mia_wallace
- eliminating usless junk from your life is liberating mia_wallace
- Mia.. DarthGaul
- And I'll tell ya something else... DarthGaul
Mr. Cranky! daz
Just got the Mr. Show DVD Cajunman
- One question Marion
- I'm jealous (NT) Lionel_Cosgrove
- yes, acid boy is there... Cajunman
A lyrics quiz. Yeah. Eamon_J_Doyle
- ANSWER MY LYRICS QUIZ OR I'LL KILL YOU. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Answers Quagmar
- Yes. 10 out of 10. Good job. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: A lyrics quiz. Yeah. Textual_Granola
- #5 Smitty_Marine
- Re: A lyrics quiz. Yeah. Smitty_Marine
- He's a new guy. Becky_Sharp
- Hmmm... Eamon_J_Doyle
- #1 LRT
- Death threat = yanked handle <pmc> scobie_beasley
- The answers Eamon_J_Doyle
- Ah, that explains why I didn't know any. Xur
- Er? Eamon_J_Doyle
- explanation Xur
- Go figure Critico
- Etc. Eamon_J_Doyle
Just saw "Insomnia." HomeSkillet
- Why? Technomage
- not the same Scorsese_fan
One Question POLL Marion
- One-word answer: yes. <nt> TheWreck
- Re:Nope Cajunman
- Who knows? PsychoRabbit
- Re: One Question POLL Critico
- hmm... princess_jessica
- I care, Rabbit. Marion
- It depends. What's rape? agony
- I certainly hope so. Slater
- Then I guess I won't PsychoRabbit
- no idea Ringo_ate_my_baby
- I don't know either agony
- Probably. Becky_Sharp
- Yes. skilly
Why Women shouldn't get into AMERICAN FOOTBALL. Evil_One
- "american football is a gentlemen's game"? Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Good God, Evil One... PsychoRabbit
- The officer was "stripped of his taser gun." Becky_Sharp
- so... Textual_Granola
'Windtalkers' could have potential. Saw some on Larry King: PsychoRabbit
- The real question is "Is Chow Yun Fat going to kill 100 people this time" Evil_One
- The real question is Marion
- Nope. Navaho is correct as well... PsychoRabbit
- Why don't you ask Marion
- An actual Navaho would comment it's an oral language anyway PsychoRabbit
- Good... thank you psychorabbit for helping me continue work on marion Evil_One
- When this movie opens in New Mexico.... mangy-ranger
- Actually, the real question is Wrath_Of_Dog
- I also take Visa and American Express... PsychoRabbit
Well, I had to walk out on this movie Quagmar
- Damn, Quag. THAT was one funny post. <nt> Coaster
Was it fixed? agony
- No. Tyson hasn't thrown a combination in years... Darth-Shithead
- haha Take it easy bro. Faded
- Where did you get that creepy laugh, Faded? PsychoRabbit
- I'm related to Henry Hill. Heard of him? Faded
- Perhaps... PsychoRabbit
- Your mom faked for me last night. Evil_One
- Probably not... Ringo_ate_my_baby
What a shame. Lewis didn't kill Tyson. Throwing_Muses
- Haven't found results yet... Morrison_Hotel
- Killing Tyson. Technomage
- MH Technomage
- Thanks Techno... Morrison_Hotel
- right, Morrison... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Tyson's broke & won't keep any money from this fight. scobie_beasley
- awwww... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Sounds kinda like the plot of Rocky V... Morrison_Hotel
Jesus Built My Hotrod... dingadingdang dingdongding Theodoric
- Recent high school grads built my Big Mac Quagmar
- BatRay built my portabello burger... MonkeyKing
- Monkey King built my grill... BatRay
These specific Mr. Cranky posters are so funny my head exploded: Faded
- Seriously bro, fuck you Montalban
- Why Montalban's entire argument is bogus: Eamon_J_Doyle
- I like your disclainer... <ntt> daz
- Right, Montalban, Can I have my say now? Faded
- Oh yeah, thanks Daz. Faded
- Faded Technomage
- Yeah, fine. I'm over it. Faded
Uh, two questions about the Sum of all Fears... (mild spoilers) speaker4dead
- I don't know much about languages, but Marion
- Look, the movie sucked shit MR_MUCUS
- Well... speaker4dead
Fight Night!!! Cajunman
Those Gutless Bastards Coaster
- You mean.... MR_MUCUS
- Re: Those Gutless Bastards DarthGaul
- Well, I may be in the minority here.... Theodoric
Help! Some assistance needed here, please. Coaster
- Re: Help! Some assistance needed here, please. Beast
- Aenima is my favorite Xur
- "Aenima" is easily their best (NT) Lionel_Cosgrove
- Aenima. Slater
- Coaster... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Aenima Theodoric
- Enema Throwing_Muses
- I bought her Anima and Lateralus Coaster
- Uh, Coaster? Xur
- Xur: She's 17... and I'm 50 Coaster
- LOL... Coaster should be a daily cartoon PsychoRabbit
- I don't know if this thread is dead yet, but... Ken_Kaminski
I am a citizen of 17th century England. Player_Queen
- Idiot PsychoRabbit
- In case you were serious... PsychoRabbit
- Lies Damn Lies And Statistics DarthGaul
- Some also hold that the oil-business isn't fucking up the environment PsychoRabbit
- Fuck the environment Quagmar
- You 17th centuy candle burning Bastards BatRay
Michael Jackson sues record label due to "lack of promotion"... Morrison_Hotel
- Full article, for those without a nytimes.com subscription... Morrison_Hotel
- Sony should should sue "Mr. Jackson" for deceptive practices. Throwing_Muses
- choice quote... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Al Sharpton and Johnny Cochran.... mangy-ranger
Has anyone seen this "Icy Hot Stuntaz" site? It's fucking hilarious.. Uber
- Old news, but still funny as hell.(nt) ModernRonin
Watch a REAL snuff film online! 0b1knob
- That's too sick, even for you Coaster
what the hell were the movies from last week ?? DarthGaul
- Last week's movies Marion
I'm dancing with Conqueror right now!!! To E-Rotic songs! Evil_One
- Why does that not surprise me? Uber
Shocking news lies within! Marion
- I guess he didn't like big butts... Ickyru
- Marion grundle
- Re: Shocking news lies within! Lizz
Movie reviews: The Believer, Big Trouble, Rejected and Billy's Balloon Critico
- Need some help playing the downloaded Rejected Ickyru
- You need to download DivX Critico
- How good is "Rejected"? (plus a "Billy's Balloon" opinion) Lionel_Cosgrove
- Also, one small thing... Lionel_Cosgrove
- Lionel Critico
- Critico- Xur
- Pedant-boy rings in Lionel_Cosgrove
- Trouble with Hertzfeldt's Other Films J_Brisby
And so it goes Screwtape
I'm special because Jesus loves me Hellbilly
- Hey, that's MY line! Xur
- Just here to brighten up your day, brother agony
- HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Screwtape
- hey xur Screwtape
- Damn Screwy (again) Xur
- Re: I'm special because Jesus loves me Smitty_Marine
- tired bumpersticker response the_madhatter
- um, jesus doesn't love you mia_wallace
- Damn mia... Hellbilly
Hey Eamon J Doyle. We know where you live now. Evil_One
- mendo knows our powers...but Eamon is okay... .Becky Sharp is next. Evil_One
- You don't know where I live. Eamon_J_Doyle
- It's always *soon*. Soon we will do this, soon we will reveal that. Jerk-in-the-Box
- With a name like Jerk in the Box. Evil_One
- Poor little Evil_One Jerk-in-the-Box
Something that amused me while browsing the old forums Lionel_Cosgrove
Leapin' Jesus... Lionel_Cosgrove
- You think that's scary? Becky_Sharp
CATHARSIS TEN; Ah Absenthe! DarthGaul
- heres a thought Screwtape
- Good call, DarthGaul... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Synchronicity is a funny thing, DG Xur
- well... Smitty_Marine
- There are a variety of ways its spelled i thought... DarthGaul
- The difference between Absinthe and Absente Lionel_Cosgrove
- If you want the true stuff... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Re: CATHARSIS TEN; Ah Absenthe! Textual_Granola
- Sell your stuff on ebay, Darth Becky_Sharp
- Absinthe Fun,.and Thanks Becky..except... DarthGaul
- Oh and Lionel.. DarthGaul
- I don't remember reading about the leaves Lionel_Cosgrove
HELP!!! post some funny sites before I die of boredom!! Haido
- I have no site to offer..BUT I have something BETTER! DarthGaul
- Gaul.... Haido
- I could talk about my sexual fantasy of brain exposure.. DarthGaul
- A site Lionel_Cosgrove
- A sexual fantasy Lionel_Cosgrove
- a song: daz
- http://www.whatsbetter.com Morrison_Hotel
- hehehe... Haido
- Good Lord, Lionel... Eamon_J_Doyle
- You're looking for a site to cure your boredom? Really?! Faded
- Get a job! But seriously... Salamander
from the Funny Mailer daz
Whiny teenage bullshit Eamon_J_Doyle
- Angela is right, you DO post_toastee
- The world wants to get you laid because... Lionel_Cosgrove
- . Mr. Happy
- Face facts, Eamoron. Cruel_Hand_Luke
- Knock it off, Slater, you fucking loser. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Another thought: Eamon_J_Doyle
- I don't think you're egotistical at all. SpaceButler
- Thank you, SpaceButler... Eamon_J_Doyle
- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah Slater
- What I wonder... speaker4dead
- God, no. Eamon_J_Doyle
- God my life sucks. Why be miserable on your own... PsychoRabbit
- Eamon Becky_Sharp
- Thanks, Becky... Eamon_J_Doyle
- I'm not self-aggrandizing! SpaceButler
- Oh, but you are. Becky_Sharp
Question: Lionel_Cosgrove
- Answer: Throwing_Muses
- Okay Lionel_Cosgrove
ha ha ha... just stopping by... John_Doe
- Draogn style kung fu? post_toastee
- Conqueeror was just popping up for air. Cruel_Hand_Luke
Bit of self-promotional news that some of you might be interested in Lionel_Cosgrove
Need some advice from UK Cranylanders: I'm going to London Uber
- Skip Amsterdam - it's overrated PsychoRabbit
- My $0.02. HomeSkillet
- I can advise you on what to wear. Throwing_Muses
- Re: 'Het Achterhuis' (house where Anne Frank hid) Lord_Vader
- Silly dark lord! PsychoRabbit
- The dark lord knew THAT... Imperial Convoy Lord_Vader
- Warning: *sick* joke follows. >>> Anne Frank... PsychoRabbit
- London--it's all good. Hieronymus_Mosh
- Just remember... Wrath_Of_Dog
Bwaaaahahahahaha! Beast
Build a mosque at ground zero? Hazel-Rah
- I think it's a great idea! Xur
- Re: Build a mosque at ground zero? the_demon
- page 2 daz
- what a stupid idea (I'm suprised there isn't more support for it)... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Oh goody. Throwing_Muses
- opinion daz
- Why would you build anything to that almighty DarthGaul
- Why not a playground? Marion
- They should build a gallows Ken_Kaminski
- Put the memorial on the 200th floor, next to the anti-aircraft guns. <nt> grundle
- 1. Open a bunch of pods over a blender . 2. Cover and turn the blender on Coaster
- They should sell the site to the highest bidder Libertarian_Aryan
EBOLA SYNDROME Beast
- Zowee post_toastee
- Haven't seen the film, but... Lionel_Cosgrove
- Re: EBOLA SYNDROME Beast
- Now I have to see it Lionel_Cosgrove
sup fuckas Hosni_Mubarak
- Ze beeatches ... french_toastee
- Buh-weet say Buh-Weet
- Hercules confused! Hercules
- [grin] (nt) PsychoRabbit
- Buh-weet also say Buh-Weet
- How was Camp Daivd? Marion
Trollies? post_toastee
- No. Technomage
- Ooh! Ooh! Slater
- Ah, an 'alphabetically-challenged' troll... PsychoRabbit
- Ya want trollies, got to New Orleans or San Francisco MR_MUCUS
Vader's Very Own Fanfic (version 2.0) Imperial Envoy Lord_Vader
- A fanfic for the terminally bored with low standards Imperial Envoy Lord_Vader
- Whoops! You posted this last week! Eamon_J_Doyle
- The dark lord, in his wisdom, revised and 'enhanced' it... PsychoRabbit
- Vader's totally NEW and ORIGINAL fanfic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Imperial Envy Lord_Vader
- "his ship 'Pride Of Kansas.' " ADMIRAL_ MR_MUCUS
- Wow! I'm an intergalactic slut! Becky_Sharp
- Hey, *I* never wrote it.... PsychoRabbit
Gay and lesbian commercials? 0b1knob
- Thoughts Eamon_J_Doyle
- The media-audience relationship is two-way. SpaceButler
- Florida orange juice commercials are pretty gay Disembodied_Brain
who do we shoot first, lawyers or judges? daz
- Instead of making the kid a martyr for the "boys will be boys" lobyists, the_madhatter
- Re: who do we shoot first, lawyers or judges? daz
(((<<<>>>))) Obvious Bad Company POLL (((<<<>>>))) Bored Poller PsychoRabbit
- I can't get enough of Bad Company Throwing_Muses
- might as well. the_madhatter
- Speaking of bad company (or Bad Company, as the case may be) Lionel_Cosgrove
SPOD for 6/7/2002: Spook's Corset Page Xur
- Re: Spook's Corset Page the_madhatter
Hopefully difficult QUOTE QUIZ Marion
- I Only Got 2.. DarthGaul
- Without using IMDB... Slater
- A couple... Morrison_Hotel
- what do I win? the_madhatter
- I only got one Ken_Kaminski
- Re: Hopefully difficult QUOTE QUIZ Vigor
- DarthGaul not want party with Romans! Hercules
- HOW can I resist such an invitation!? DarthGaul
- Answers Marion
Did you see the interview with the woman who spoke to Atta? 0b1knob
- If I hadn't known it was real, I'd have thought it was from The Onion. grundle
- Speaking of the Onion Xur
- Jebus H Christ... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- She needs to be... Wulfgar
Saw "Bad Company" MR_MUCUS
- I also saw "Bad Company" Lionel_Cosgrove
- I actually saw THIS "Bad Company" Marion
Poll: What kind of Cheese Doodle do you like most? Ickyru
- These might not be available, the_demon
- Andy Capp Hot Fries Theodoric
- Re: What kind of Cheese Doodle do you like most? hotfrylover34
So I just purchased the Memento special edition dvd. HomeSkillet
- There's a website the_demon
- try this the_key
oh my god, no one sees me on broadway! hunter
Late Show with Letterman... the_demon
- yeah, he still appears, but he cant call himself Bud Melman... Cajunman
Rate the Crankylanders! Master_Poll
- Rate the crappylanders! Wrath_Of_Dog
- I'll play. Slater
- Wrath, you fucking dipshit... Slater
- The poster changes through the years. tongue
- Crank the Ratelanders MR_MUCUS
- *sniff* Rabbit overwhelmed by emotion (thanks Mucus) PsychoRabbit
- Slob??? Slater
- Hey, Where be Nukemind?? Bobo
- And the 'Nukemind Lifetime Award' goes to... PsychoRabbit
- My fucking answers, fuckers Eamon_J_Doyle
- Hercules offended! Hercules
- Rated R Lionel_Cosgrove
- Oops, fucked up. Lionel_Cosgrove
- Gorgo SURPRISED at Psychorabbit! Gorgo
- Easy! Cruel_Hand_Luke
- You're all insane Hellbilly
- Re: Rate the Crankylanders! Critico
- My apologies, Hercules and Gorgo... PsychoRabbit
- I don't need no stinking brains... PsychoRabbit
- Re: Rate the Crankylanders! Disembodied_Brain
- Whoa. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Yeah, it's me. Disembodied_Brain
- Jeez, DB I always thought you were the coolest Junk_Yard_Dog
Tale of the tape agony
- Re: Tale of the tape the_demon
Shitty "Buffy" and "Angel" news... Slater
- Now there's no reason for any straight man to watch "Angel" Wrath_Of_Dog
- So would you prefer the_demon
- Who says the movie would be shitty? Slater
- Re: Shitty the_demon
- Artist?! MR_MUCUS
- I read somewhere Gellar doesn't like making movies PsychoRabbit
- Whoops...possible correction. Slater
- Like I said last week Mad-Ness_Monster
Topic for discussion: Slater
- Fightin' round the world! I have hijacked this thread! Becky_Sharp
- Calling in... (sounding very bored) Bored PsychoRabbit
- there's just one problem Hazel-Rah
- Hazel Becky_Sharp
Anybody see the MTV movie awards? Slater
- I saw the awards!!! I'm Brian Fellows!!! Brian_Fellows
- Well, that's two idiots with too much time on their hands Wrath_Of_Dog
- Damn, doggie Marion
- I'm surprised as fuck that Orlando Bloom won Breakthrough Male. HomeSkillet
- Who the fuck is Brittney Murphey? Xur
- Tai from "Clueless" Marion
- You know who did have sex with Ms. Murphy llamasex
- Oh, I see. Xur
- Brittany Murphy's always been hot, goddamit. Lionel_Cosgrove
- NO, she is hot now. Critico
- Believe it or not, I've never seen "Clueless" Lionel_Cosgrove
- You are not missing anything Critico
- From the ads on MTV I took it 'Clueless' would suck... PsychoRabbit
- I liked Clueless the_madhatter
- "Clueless" is a very good movie. Now, as for the awards... Mad-Ness_Monster
The Good, the bad, and the ugly of Sir Anthony Hopkins Marion
- Hey Marion! grundle
EVIL ONE ---SCROLL DOWN YOU USELESS LOSER AllWomenAreSluts
stick your head up a dead man's bum! Qliphoth_Evilbastard
Death to Jerry Bruckheimer! Qliphoth_Evilbastard
- Here's a post from September 1st, 1997... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Death to the bottom of the forum? Marion
- So it appears. Xur
- Oh nice, it's hard enough to get.... Welfare_Cheese

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