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I'm not gonna format any more of this, because I'm lazy. Fuck you...YOU figure it out. ____________________________-
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)herself admitted she was at a loss to answer:
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? > > > > > > Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and > violence > > on > > my VCR? > > > > Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not > > even > > sure this baby I'm carrying is his. > > > > Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on > > the > > pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend > > should > > share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money > > with > > him. > > > > Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and > when > > I > > confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would > > never > > happen again. > > > > Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who > was > > > > raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? > > > > Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how > do > > I > > get out? > > > > Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an > > hour > > every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. > > > > Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he > > drank > > until one night he came home sober. > > > > Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a > > little > > gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it. > > > > Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going > > through > > her mental pause. > > > > Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in > sex > > to > > send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years > ago > > and > > he is a doctor.
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