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Bambi II Caption Contest
Winner: lost_cause
"Some guy just removed my mother's face with a shotgun, but good news... I just saved 50% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Gotta face it cranky.....aron...aron/crankyites Goldfish In The Toilet
- THE WINNER RAWX!!!!!!! LARFIN MY ARSE OFF!!!!! (nt) Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Yes it's true: 'Bambi II' really is rated XXX." vectorzero
- Oh "dear", he's "fawn"ing me again. cfantasio
- Eisner's gone, so we can fuck now? Nuke_Mecca
- I'd fuck me...I'd fuck me hard. michael3b
- hey, i saw some headlights...wanna go run in front of em?! wcweaver
- "Word in the forest is you rode Rudolph's nose like a jackhammer" MRS_MUCUS
- I can't even make a top 1 out of this Aron
- "Hey my name is Bambi too.... isn't that, um... weird?" DaddyWar
- 'I'm Batman. Would you like to ride with Batman?' Lucifer_G_61
- quote quibix
- Resulting in a lifetime of promiscuous behaviour, Bambi developed a commitm JackC
- Big red nose? I have something big and red for you but its between my legs! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hey lets go take a crap in some hunters hat! (nt) Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yes I am the reason you never here the phrase 'hung like a deer' (nt) Goldfish In The Toilet
- Brokeback Mountain 13: Bambi Loves Thumper. sonofthedummy
- Another year, another lame Pokemon. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "I'm taking night classes in taxidermy. Wanna come study?" ben243243
- "Some kid just called me Flag and tried to shoot me!" ben243243
- "Let's do it like on the Discovery Channel!" ben243243
- Disney decides to enter the porn market with their new release... Junk_Yard_Dog
- I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean... BobDobbs
- I thought Bambi was a strippers name billtique
- Gee, you're pretty! Want to rut? Rudy Gallant
- I'm not innocent. I'm just drawn that way. bre2005
- "Until now, I've never envied a deer tick." lost_cause
- Telling your partner you have Lime Disease is difficult. foxjedi
- Suddenly, Bambi felt a stronge urge to go twitterpate behind the bushes. Senor Taco
- It's the sequel....your turn to DIE! ben243243
- "Would you mind checking me for ear mites?" lost_cause
- "See? With shoe polish on, now Santa won't bother us tonight." ben243243
- "A blue-eyed deer? Man, Disney really WAS a Nazi." Dano
- Caption:Your cute, want to see my "thumper"? Yamato
- Pointy plants in the forest... (see text) jodief1
- Bambi the Russian Metalhead says forklift
- "It only hurts the first time..." TMundo
- "Right, then I pull out just before..." TMundo
- During mating season, the adolescent deer uses his most classic line. TMundo
- "Its called Midvale School for the Gifted." TMundo
- Hey, I was once almost run over by a Toyota Echo. How about you? MuhammadAus
- Michael Eisner films always had trouble explaining where kids came from.... MuhammadAus
- "Scientology? That sounds interesting, tell me more!" lost_cause
- Sorry, I'm not interested. I just got back from Brokeback Mountain. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "The latest in hunter gear is the square gun sight" 0wnz
- "I can lick my own butt! Wanna see?" Flash M
- "The sex change was a success with the antler removal!" S.I.Guy
- "How long do you think until Disney remakes us completely into CG?" S.I.Guy
- oh, come on, give the yellow snow a try before you make judgements villageidiot
- Rob Marshall: "the alternate cast of geisha had a controversy with PETA." villageidiot
- CAPTION No. 2 (Again, please look inside my post to read...) MuhammadAus
- CAPTION (Refer inside my post to read...) MuhammadAus
- "The last known picture of Jane and John Doe.....alive" Drew_Atreides
- "Hey baby, how'd you like to mate with a 1950's children's cultural icon?" Dano
- I'll show you mine if you show me yours. polabareus
- Yes, comrade... Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- You gotta check this site out! It's called 'goatse' Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- When I find that hunter I'm going to say: "Hello..my name is" Questy
- Why does my pee-pee hang down while yours is like a tiny hole? HomeSkillet
- "Damn, ho! You look fine. You want some of dese nuts?" Dano
- You look prettier than a salt lick. JPBuckner
- "At least that hunter contracted lyme disease from my mom's ticks." Mr_Nonsense
- "So that's pretty much how you make venison" Form-VII
- "At first I was mad at the hunter but then again that bitch named me bambi" Form-VII
- Shit Creek's just past those trees. Got a paddle? JPBuckner
- "You sure that your boyfriend, Godzilla, won't hurt me?" Parca_Mortem
- "Yeah, that was me in "The Ring 2", baby!" Parca_Mortem
- "Let's eat shrooms and stare at headlights again!" Parca_Mortem
- Don't move. This is direct to video, and extra animation isn't budgeted. JPBuckner
- My mom was famous. Did you every hear the line... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Hi, my name is Rappaport. Junk_Yard_Dog
- If you promise not to tell, I'll show you a way to sneak into the... Junk_Yard_Dog
- My mommy just died. She was hit by a Toyota Echo. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Wanna go and play vet?" TMundo
- "Do you have any Italian in you? Well, would you like some?" TMundo
- "Besides, did you see his giant red nose? He must be a flame!" TMundo
- "We CANNOT let him join in ANY of our games!" TMundo
- "Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." TMundo
- I can see you have blue eyes that's not what I mean't, give me brown eye. TMundo
- Can I kiss you where you pee? Nuke_Mecca
- "Why the hell did Cranky choose this pic over Big Momma's House 2?" MR_MUCUS
- "Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" MR_MUCUS
- Bambi 2: The Silence of the Ma'am In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- When he opened his mouth, she knew what killed his mother. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- wanna play.... X-box 360? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- wanna play... house? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- wanna play... fire-fighter? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Bumblebee Tuna?....Sure!" ben243243
- wanna play... doctor? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Riding down this waterfall sure if fun!" ben243243
- I just ate some of that white powdery stuff and i'm high as a mug! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Was your mom shot too? How neato!" ben243243
- "The 'happy-to-see-you' look always got him tail." ben243243
- "Bambi prattles on about his new bipedal camouflaged friend."" ben243243
- You live in a place called Sane? Me too! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- smoked crack, ass crack, it's all good! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Mommy said only deadbeats and drug addicts can touch you there. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Wanna come over tonight for some wine and venison?" ben243243
- And then this one time, at Band Camp... In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- If you count the years between these two movies, i'm 18 In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I said Stag party, not Shag! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Me and Thumper do it all the time! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Bend over and touch your toes; I'll show you where the wild goose goes. I_Hate_Movies
- "Nice hooves wanna'_fuck?" TMundo
- "I know this great place called Brokeback Mountain..." TMundo
- "Like, I got lots of Disney video's at my house, why don't you come over.." TMundo
- "Why don't you bring your Petra doll to my house and we'll play together!" TMundo
- "Come on! Rudolph says he's into it, and bring the leather whip." TMundo
- I'll race you to the other side of the expressway! Smashedbox
- "I believe the pronunciation is, manage a tois." TMundo
- "I see you have braces..." TMundo
- I'm Bambi, damnit... Smashedbox
- "You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals." John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "Where's Mom?" Lozander
- Hey, here comes Godzilla. Do you think he wants to play? cosmogo
- "Walt's spinning in his grave like a motherfucker!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Let's go to the new suburb and shit on some lawns." Mr_Nonsense
- "Yeah, this is Maine. Wanna know 'the way life should be'?" Mad-Ness_Monster
- Man that fart was rotten. I know dude, I ate your mother. murfe03
- "The hunter's not after us. He said he wanted 'Vinnie's son'." Mr_Nonsense
- bambi2cc murfe03
- "How do I get to Kansas? I am seeking the man who killed my brother..." Mad-Ness_Monster
- BAMBI: "So what's all this I hear about you and that Mr. Tumnus wanker?" Mad-Ness_Monster
- FALINE: "So how sick are you of humans thinking you're a doe?" Mad-Ness_Monster
- Oh, I do a little work here, a little work there. I was in a Far Side chuchu
- Oh, Mom had it coming. What kind of a bitch would name a buck "Bambi"? Coaster
- "I plucked my eye lashes out" Rajah
- "I wish I were old enough to rut!" Rajah
- If this wasn't a Disney picture, boy, the things I'd do to you babe!" Rajah
- "I'm like a deer staring at your headlights, baby." Cannon_Fodder
- "I'm feeling antlery" Rajah
- "Don't it make your brown eyes blue?" Rajah
- "Wanna come over to my place and masturbate?" Xur
- Hey, wanna see where I buried my mom? f676
- I just met a fat man in a red suit. He asked me to become one of the few... Junk_Yard_Dog
- There's good news. ABC's bringing back The Wonderful World of Disney. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Brokeback Mountain: The Disney Edit dlew919
- Bambi II: Raping the last dollar out of Walt Disney's frozen ass. tanner88
- Does your mom die this time too? SBC-Jester21
- When I grow up, I'm going to be in Babmi 3: Die Harder! SBC-Jester21
- Want to see my "thumbs up" rating? SBC-Jester21
- My mom said someday we might be drawn by Pixar! SBC-Jester21
- Want to see me "mark a tree"? SBC-Jester21
- I found my mom's stash of nicotine patches! Check them out! SBC-Jester21
- Everyone thinks i'm a girl. Wanna take a bath with me? SBC-Jester21
- My mom said to go play in traffic. Wanna come with me? SBC-Jester21
- Hey this new kid Kimba er Simba wants us over at his house for a stay over Lounge-Lizzard
- Mr. Eisner said we'll get our kids back if this thing breaks $100 million. lost_cause
- "You're cute, but are you a good Thumper?" M_H
- Doe: A deer, a female deer. JPBuckner
- Why did you send me a 'Deer Bambi' letter? JPBuckner
- I know a place were we and the antilopes can play. JPBuckner
- The headlights froze me up, but it was an Echo, so I was time to flee. JPBuckner
- Sorry, but it's a stag party. JPBuckner
- Oh Deer God, Make it Stop JPBuckner
- "I'm on the patch!" Theodoric
- "I really miss the '40s. Back then the darkies knew their place." lost_cause
- It's because of you that I'm like this! I ain't got nothing... Parca_Mortem
- Tell you what: truth is, sometimes I miss you so bad I can hardly stand it Parca_Mortem
- "I wish I knew how to quit you!" Parca_Mortem
- "So is it true girls like jerks? And if so, would you please kiss my ass? lost_cause
- "Ya know, you never hear the one with your name on it." Drew_Atreides
- "If you can't fix it, you gotta stand it." Parca_Mortem
- "Some guy just removed my mother's face with a shotgun, but good news... lost_cause
- "My mommy just died. How about a sympathy fuck?" lost_cause
- "If you can't say anything nice....then shut up and blow" Drew_Atreides
- CAPTION: "Wanna make out?" gnosticdogma
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