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Basic Instinct 2 Caption Contest
Winner: MR_MUCUS
"The Quick and the Spread."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Okay, I didn't expect to win. MR_MUCUS
- Damn Ergonomic Chairs! How d'ya sit in these things anyway?! I_Hate_Movies
- There's a midget on that chair. noodles
- "Oh no you don't. I won't be fooled again." stubbmann
- How embarassing, cock-blocked by a chair. cjquik
- "This is just between you and me..and him..and him..oh yeah and her too." katgirl1
- Caption katgirl1
- TWO careers ended here. 'Wildo', humiliated, would never be found again. fellow_consumer
- Tippy Top Tennish In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "How many women authors look like that in the real world?" Squidbilly
- This week's top ten.... MR_MUCUS
- Those new Nintendo controllers are *too* revolutionary... Tank Boy
- Christine Keeler showed more animation back in 1963! faicoula
- Catherine shows good taste by wearing black for her victims faicoula
- Steel poles are more erect than Michael Douglas ever was. faicoula
- The Official Prada Salesgirl Workout. CrazyEddy
- Of course she won at musical chairs, too, because... Beandippy
- The cast relax as the chair hides the monster. church
- "Reinstituted Hayes Commission debuts new censorship tool" iCompass
- "If only you knew the power of the dark side...of the chair" nickumoh
- Sharon Stone is right at home in the San Fernando Valley. Junk_Yard_Dog
- WARNING: High Traffic Area jwiede
- Ad campaign for the new Herman Miller chair, Ergospreader 2000. Scumby
- Chair fetish porn. ben243243
- Sharon reminds everyone why she's famous in the first place Form-VII
- I change my mind...I'm no longer in love with Stacy's mom Form-VII
- What no one could see was the midget behind her getting down Form-VII
- Office foreplay. ben243243
- Sharon had really let her pubic hair go. ben243243
- Showgirls 2 ended Paul Verhoeven's career in the erotic flop genre. Scumby
- New staring contest rules prevent Sharon from using her winning approach. MuhammadAus
- Mr. Cranky's favorite wet dream. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "'Middle Aged Hags Gone Wild!!' (not as cool as girls)" Dano
- You creeps have to pony up more than $3.2 mil to see more than this!! stsun
- Stone's affair with Verne Troyer was short-lived. Scumby
- Sharon demonstrates her excellent sense of balance. Scumby
- Sharon had an unusual interface point for jacking into the Matrix. Scumby
- Sharon's bowleggedness means she can only sit in specially-made chairs. Scumby
- After her 100th botox injection... Elwood
- She kept a serious stare even after farting hard enough to move the chair. nickumoh
- "Do me like Guttenberg!" Parca_Mortem
- Factory recall: Toyota Echo~the fuggin' seats are backwards man! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Transformers! Theres more than meets the eye!...." <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Oops, I did it again... JPBuckner
- Basic Instinct (Walt Disney Version) MuhammadAus
- Basic Instinct Take II (Adjusted for political correctness&PETA complaints) MuhammadAus
- "If you put a hundren in my G-string and I'll stand up..." vectorzero
- Your "I got engaged" Threads cracked me up Coaster
- Basic Instinct of Trammel: Best hide the camel if the toe needs enamel. fellow_consumer
- Girls of Budweiser, get old but not wiser, just wilder and wider. fellow_consumer
- Introducting the Mega-Maxi by Playtex Yamato
- The Director's Cut: edited for hideous content. michael3b
- Sharon shows how one properly "Sits and spins on 'it'" Drew_Atreides
- "It was better in 1993." Dano
- The worst thing about having a Real Doll is the dead, lifeless stare. Xur
- "Where will you be when you get a hot flash?" Mr_Nonsense
- "So what is it going to take to get you to believe it's not butter" nickumoh
- Sharon was very dissatisfied with the performance of the massage chair.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- How Sharon Stone actually got into MENSA. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- How Debra Lafavre REALLY got the judge to dismiss her case. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sharon's new exercise video added a strange twist to the pilates craze.<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sharon makes a bold gambit to stop Donald from telling her 'You're Fired!'. Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Merry-Go-Round at Larry Flyntt's adult theme park was very popular.<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sharon was disturbed to find that the dry leather of the chair... Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Lemme tell ya what 'Like A Virgin' is about..." <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sharon Stone auditions for ABC's spinoff, "Incredibly Desperate Housewives" M_H
- Sharon Stone attempts leprechaun sex, but finds it surprisingly dull. Becky_Sharp
- Looks like Grandma's off her rocker again! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You know what they say...Once you go black chair... Form-VII
- Can you hear me now ? vvicenty
- Can't afford tampons anymore cause of gas prices vvicenty
- "So, which one of the objects on the table do you want me to insert first?" Parca_Mortem
- New Unified Law of Physics. The Black Hole is actually a square. nickumoh
- "The new game show sensation: Guess What Sharon Stone Stuck Up Her Vagina!" Parca_Mortem
- Sharon Stone, the Bush Administration's new ambassador to Iran. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Sharon flashes the beaver, for the man from Krypton. Heywood_JBlowme
- When Larry lifted her skirt, she became the shooting contest champ. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- When Larry lifted her skirt, she became the shooting contest champ. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Sharon prepares for semifinals of "Office Chair Dragracing" nickumoh
- The chair swiveled 3 full rotations, yet Sharon's upper body didn't move. nickumoh
- "The Quick and the Spread." MR_MUCUS
- "She couldn't take her eyes off of Larry's rod." MR_MUCUS
- Trammel toe nickumoh
- GILF's gone wild! fellow_consumer
- The Daisy Duke audition made Sharon forever conscious of her 'Trammel foot' fellow_consumer
- Sharon uses her telekinetic powers to levitate her bathrobe. nickumoh
- World's oldest actress resorts to world's oldest profession nickumoh
- ...Sharon doesn't enter The Matrix, The Matrix enters her nickumoh
- How many differences can you spot from last week's caption pic? Drew_Atreides
- "I'm stuck. I knew crotch-less panties were a mistake." foxjedi
- CRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!! Flash M
- Sharon's Yoga Class attracted more 50yo guys than all the others. dlew919
- Dildo Technology has evolved a bit since the 60's Drew_Atreides
- In 2025, Hollywood continuse to try to sell us on Sharon Stone being hot. Drew_Atreides
- "What're you gonna do? Charge me with sitting?" HomeSkillet
- Deleted orgy scene from the studio version of "Eyes Wide Shut." HomeSkillet
- Sharon Stone as Madonna in the biopic "Strike a Pose." HomeSkillet
- Sharon does her best Jean Claude Van Damme Drew_Atreides
- Get your Ass to Mars! Drew_Atreides
- "Hey Sharon, Maddona called, she says you stole her whole act!!!" sonofthedummy
- She may have a high IQ, but Sharon doesn't know the meaning of 'dignity'. JPBuckner
- Afterwards, the chair would spend thousands on therapy. JPBuckner
- This time Extreme Make-over went too far Form-VII
- Nobody wanted the prize behind door number 1 Form-VII
- Boredom shows as Sharon again begins her "disappearing chair" trick. angus
- "What's that smell?" Flash M
- "... and our massage chair can be put to other pleasurable uses as well!" Parca_Mortem
- That metal chair support post? Goes up another 18 inches. grraphicsgrrl
- Chair conveniently covers the "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" tattoo. grraphicsgrrl
- Sharon exercises in preperation for the Staring Contest's In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "In Basic Instinct 3, the chair covers her entire body and is present... lost_cause
- ZDnet News:Chair used in 'Basic Instinct 2' brings record bid on EBay.<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sharon borrows Lord Vader's portable toilet. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Having lost her thumbs and forefingers to a Komodo dragon, Sharon Stone bre2005
- Sharon maintains her cool when asked about her daughter, Cameron Diaz gamerarocks
- Sharon's Stoned. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Suzanne Somers filed a lawsuit against IKEA on their ChairMaster gamerarocks
- Monty Hall offers Marge from Peoria box # 2 gamerarocks
- "Oh the old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be." Flash M
- it took quite a big censorship box to cover the offending visual. SEE POST www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Rare shot of older Sharon Stone without a dikey haircut." MR_MUCUS
- "Thanks to ILM's effects, everything in this shot is CGI." MR_MUCUS
- "Pretentious: The Fragrance from Calvin Klein." MR_MUCUS
- Sharon replaced her vagina with a UBS port. DrakeTimbershaft
- Now for $100.00 can you guess whats behind chair number 3! HappyTan
- Sharon "Enters the Matrix" through her most receptive orifice. nickumoh
- Why men buy exercise videos scarlet_ohara
- She had no curves, but she did have a long metal penis scarlet_ohara
- This time, wisely, they paid Sharon NOT to show her crotch. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Sharon sat there, content that she hasn't turned into a hag like Madonna." Mr_Nonsense
- Success is a ruthless bitch, and Sharon Stone, well she is too. ben243243
- "Thanks to a large security force, her glass house was secure..." Mr_Nonsense
- "The most awaited sequel since 'Be Cool'." Mr_Nonsense
- The Cyberdyne model T4 can’t feel pain, remorse or a draft between its legs nickumoh
- "Unfortunately, former co-star Michael Douglas wasn't so age-retardant." Mr_Nonsense
- Poised, the bathrobe waits for the perfect moment to strike. nickumoh
- And I thought Mrs. Cleaver had the beaver. ROTJob
- The choreography of Madonna's new video still needed some work. ben243243
- Sharon Stone, spokesperson for molded plastic birth control devices. backstabber
- Looking is free, but touching will cost you. Wait, even looking isn't free backstabber
- Censors use CGI black box to cover things better left unseen. backstabber
- Just be glad the chair is in the way backstabber
- Hai, San Sheisha, Kimi o ai shiteru (What have I done with my life?) John_Wayne_McBainSane
- In BI2, Sharon's robotic area is blackscreened & replaced with a real body. nickumoh
- "But doctor, the X-ray machine IS on! Sharon has no living tissue." nickumoh
- Proof that Sharon and Madonna are one and the same hag. John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "The chair isn't the only thing made of plastic." Mr_Nonsense
- The girl your momma told you NOT to marry. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Sharon and the Honey factory. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The winning move in the 2006 World Chess Championship. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "I say Abracadabra and when I remove the curtain, my panties will be gone" Devo
- The PG-13 version of Basic Instinct proved to be a mistake. Cannon_Fodder
- Sharon demonstrates the new seatless chair. Throwing_Muses
- Christine Keeler phones her lawyers. Throwing_Muses
- You stupid fucking c.unt, you idiot. Richard_Roma
- "Calvin Klein's strangest ad campaign yet" Theodoric
- Sharon wonders if she left the lights on in her Toyota Echo Theodoric
- Sharon wonders if she the lights on in her Toyota Echo Theodoric
- In later years, Stone was reduced to performing lewd fingerpuppet shows Theodoric
- New from Cyberdine, the bendy legged Sharon Stone model. Cannon_Fodder
- All the king's horse and all the king's men... Cannon_Fodder
- "The first peek was free - now it's $10 for a snatch shot" M_H
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